Classic humor and boring jokes

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1, I haven't eaten all day, but I can't hold on. Do you know why? Because it is obviously my brother! ! !

In the street, I saw an old lady fall down on purpose. Knowing that it was the money's fault, Robben quickly stepped forward to help her and humbly asked for action skills.

The most effective time to refresh yourself with coffee is when it spills on clothes.

Even if some people die, they can often be recited. Some people are alive, but they can't get a phone call for a day.

5, the king's dream is very simple, nothing more than a chicken for three days, a sheep for five days, and a fat sausage for every meal. Be a groom every night and change brides every day. Standing at the entrance of the village, every village has a mother-in-law.

6、? What is romance? What is money?

? For example, on your birthday, a romantic and rich boyfriend takes you to eat 10000 yuan. Candlelight dinner, a romantic but poor boyfriend will light candlelight for you without dinner, while a romantic and poor boyfriend will only take you to a steamed stuffed bun shop to eat steamed stuffed buns. ?

? What about a boyfriend who is not romantic but rich?

? Oh, he will take you to the steamed stuffed bun shop 10000 yuan. ?

7. Women are really unpredictable contradictions. If you can't unscrew the bottle cap, you can tear the courier by hand;

Can't play games but can solve Bra with one hand.

I can't see blood, but I can be calm during my period;

I can't lift the bucket, but I can go shopping for eight hours without breathing;

The boss who is not good at math but can mentally calculate the bargaining pit gives two pairs of socks for free;

If you have a bad memory, you can count your boyfriend's faults when you quarrel.

Seeing this passage, I can't help but feel a little proud while talking about the mud horse!

8. The highest love of the rich is to accompany you, and the highest love of the poor is to make you spend money. The highest love of young people is that they don't want to touch you, and the highest love of middle-aged people is to use you every night. The highest love of literary youth is to return to ordinary life, and the highest love of ordinary people is the sudden romance in ordinary life. Love has no standards. It is precious to do things that seem impossible to you.

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