Rhyming sentences are funny and humorous

The humorous rhyming sentences are as follows:

1. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful, I'm afraid others can't see me.

2. Who said that if you don't forget it, there will be repercussions. The person you like never spoke to me and wanted to get rich overnight, and it never came true.

3. An employee bought a cup with the words "I want a raise" printed on it. Every time I have a meeting, I have to point these words at my boss. Finally one day, the boss also bought a cup, which said fuck off!

4. Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to share some meat with her, because I have a kind heart.

5, everyone is: I don't know what to do, but it goes on and on; Only I am different, I am: money is nowhere to be found, as poor as a church mouse.

6. When going shopping, the security guard at the door told me to wait. What do you have in your bulging clothes? I angrily lifted my coat and shouted, it's meat, it's meat! My own.

7. Those hurdles you can't get through are all because of your short legs!

8. Everyone smiles beautifully, but you are different. You look funny.

9. Never quarrel with your parents, because when you don't win, you will only be scolded, and when you win, you will only be beaten.

1. What is the experience of being ugly but in good shape? Looking back at the country, I am worried about the country and the people.

11. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to date yourself? I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!

12. If you have money, you can be called a male god, if you have money, you can't be called a husband, and if you have money, you can't be called a blue face. As for those who have no money, I'm sorry you are a good man ... Ah, what a painful realization!

13. If I am in love, it doesn't matter if I am late. If I get rich, please do it now!

14. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, and I am so beautiful.

15. The three tragedies of the dinner party: the person who wanted to invite didn't come, and the person who came had nothing to do with you, leaving you awake when checking out.