Send 84 humorous sentences in a circle of friends

Second, if you want to fall in love, please persuade me quickly.

Third, learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

4. If you take off the order on Tanabata, I'll bet 50 bottles of Wangzai.

I know everything, but I just want to sleep with you.

I haven't eaten breakfast since the summer vacation.

Seven, in this world, sincerity is scarce, but also economical.

Eight, your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

I came to your city, but you didn't invite me to dinner.

Ten, the tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

Eleven, the cold weather is like a joke, and the days are like nonsense.

Twelve, a lot of things, between injustice and melodramatic.

Thirteen, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

It's not that easy to fall in love. Everyone has his nose.

Fifteen, since I used black toothpaste, my teeth are white and people are black.

Sixteen, others say that I am fat, but in fact I am just thin.

I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.

18. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you.

Nineteen, the cashier said: there is no change, here are two plastic bags for you!

The virus fell in love with my computer, so I can only help them.

Twenty-one, there are no insurmountable hurdles in this world, only endless hurdles.

Twenty-two, freezing three feet is not a cold day, and the three layers of the lower abdomen are not cold in a day!

Twenty-three, I often wet the bed when I was a child, and I often cry when I grow up.

Twenty-four, falling in love is not so easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.

Twenty-five, I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life.

Twenty-six, the neighbor is a changeable person, and changed the wifi password.

Twenty-seven, I woke up in the morning thinking I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt is covered horizontally.

28. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

Twenty-nine, what Tanabata is not Tanabata, mom is still very happy without you.

Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't even pull it down.

Thirty-one, it's cold, and the place I want to go most is your arms except the bed.

I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

Friends are like breasts, big and small, real and fake.

Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will only be beaten.

35. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

Thirty-six, if it is a mistake to be handsome, then I have been wrong and don't want it.

37. I want to live in your heart, but I never thought it was a community.

Thirty-eight, flip a coin, head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up for class.

39. Mom said that you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.

Forty, I connected all my memories into a movie, and a tragedy happened.

Forty-one, constantly missing, easy to live up to, unconsciously strange.

Forty-two, don't envy that we have no homework on holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?

Actually, I want to say that you are disgusting, but I have no time to say it, because my sister threw up.

Forty-four, I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on earth is because of my weight.

45. Why hasn't my Mr Right come yet? I really want to help him choose a SF Express and deliver it the same day.

46. The most contradictory thing is to live like a pig, but want the Monkey King's figure.

Try to get to know those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them!

Forty-eight, youth will soon pass, no music, movies, lovers are preservatives.

Forty-nine, actually looks are not important. The most important thing in love is feeling. I don't feel ugly.

50. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

Fifty-one, when you meet unreasonable people, try not to talk if you can respond with white eyes.

Fifty-two, toss a coin: head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up and do your homework.

There is nothing to give teachers on Teacher's Day, so we have to return what we have learned.

Fifty-four, Tanabata, I count with my fingers. If nothing happens, it has nothing to do with me.

55. Conan didn't learn much reasoning and problem-solving skills, but he learned a lot of modus operandi.

56. Some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.

57. I didn't know how to scold until I got into bed after quarreling with others.

Fifty-eight, God, can you save the rain that will rain these days and give it back to me during military training!

Fifty-nine, I always believed that I would be thin. Now I'm just playing fat, but I didn't expect to get high after playing.

60. Young people should never lose heart because of a math class. You're not the only one who can't do it.

Sixty-one, I stretched out my hand and you refused to come with me. I stretched out my foot and tripped you. You really chased me.

If you are my type, I'm sorry, I don't feel like eating recently. Besides, you're not my type.

Sixty-three, we are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

64. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair style and figure have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a matter of face.

65. The reason why you can see a woman's masculinity is because she doesn't like you at all.

Sixty-six, autumn is here. I should go shopping when I open the closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.

Sixty-seven, in a daze, well done is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

When your life is unhappy, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

Sixty-nine, at home, I still insist on surfing the internet with a fever, sneezing at school, thinking it was terminal cancer.

Seventy, every day is in a state of full heart, insufficient sleep, full heart, insufficient IQ and insufficient balance.

Seventy-one, the strength of science lies in that you can't understand the answers after copying them, and the strength of liberal arts lies in that you don't want to copy them after reading them.

Seventy-two, I hope one day, we can become strangers again, and I will get to know you again. See how I play with you.

Seventy-three, if you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised to find that one page has not been written and that page has not been written.

Seventy-four, I am a very wavering person. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I can't help it I am such a person who goes with the flow.

Seventy-five, they are used to criticizing you behind your back, because they have no capital to confront you face to face. You are the winner, don't be afraid.

Seventy-six, Tanabata is coming, you are going crazy. Listen to me, brothers. It's not bad that you have been alone for so many years.

77. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you in the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect it to be easily realized with my mobile phone. There are quite a lot of choices.

79. I just forgot to bring money with me when I was eating. Tell the boss to make it up next time, but the boss doesn't want it! I called 10 in a rage, and finally took all the money for the meal!

Eighty, I was hit by youth, and instead of apologizing, I pretended to be innocent. So I gave you a good beating. As a result, my youth was black and blue.

A Lamborghini just passed me and splashed me all over. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

Eighty-two, the teacher said, students, don't be puppy love. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. I was lying in the trough while listening, thinking that other people's wives would stimulate me.

Eighty-three, I have long wanted to eat barbecue hot pot, but I won't go if I say no. I have made great efforts to plan the travel route, and I will delete it whenever I say it, and all these girls have one characteristic: no money.

I don't know if I am awesome, but when someone tells me "You are dead and the earth is still turning", I feel that the earth is persisting.