A light joke.

1. I ran this morning and saw the two sisters in front of me. I felt unable to run. I got up the courage to strike up a conversation: "Hey, why didn't the beauty run away?" Beauty: "Tired, I can't run." I touched her chest, ran away, chased me with 1, and found some uniforms to seduce me.

2. "I'll give you whatever you like." "I like dolls. Buy me one. " "Can you change it?" "What's the matter?" "Lotus root is too thick, it hurts!"

3. The young woman found a boyfriend, lied that she had a bachelor's degree, and was finally dumped because her doctoral status was exposed!

4. I am sick, very serious: intermittent complacency, persistent mixed eating and waiting for death.

5. "Will you remember tomorrow? . . ""I can't remember. I still want to sleep in. "

6. There was a tragedy in the Wulin-the other disciples of Huashan Sect actually fought with the same door and lost to the same door.

7. Gangster boss: "After this vote, you will wash your hands of it." Brother: "Listen to Brother, what shall we rob this time?" Gangster boss: "Of course, it's a golden basin to wash my hands of."

Because Xiao Lei has a pie face, everyone laughs at him, which makes him very depressed and gradually becomes less talkative. Every time in the dead of night, Xiao Lei would look at himself in the mirror in dismay and drool.

9. Foreign blockbusters: local tyrants rely on technology, such as Iron Man; The suspension spring depends on variation, such as Spider-Man; Domestic blockbusters: mainly rely on inheritance, such as The Prince.

10. "Why do so many people want to go to Beijing to drift north?" "Because Beijing is beautiful." "How beautiful is it?" "Speaking of smog, it's like a fairyland."

1 1. There was a gas leak at home, and I suddenly remembered that the teacher said to calm myself in the face of danger, so I took several deep breaths and was poisoned by gas.

12. Yesterday, our innocent single car was restricted, and the sky was still foggy, which fully proved that the culprit of smog was the double car, calling for the prohibition of double cars!

13. "Do you agree?" "About!" Such a beautiful dialogue was actually used by the math teacher to decompose factors.

14. China has a vast territory, rich resources and numerous rivers. There is a river called Bujiang River, because it is covered by the Yarlung Zangbo River, so no one has seen it.

15. Chang 'e quarreled with Hou Yi, and Hou Yi said angrily, "Look, how nice you are! Why don't you go to heaven!" . . . Everyone knows what happened afterwards.

16. Why do people who have mastered unlocking technology become experts in unlocking instead of stealing banks? Obviously because the latter earns a lot.

17. Christmas is coming. I hope there will be a power outage in the whole city at Christmas, which will kill the popularity of singing, drinking, bars and movies, and then a heavy snow will freeze people who go shopping hand in hand. Finally, sir will conduct a collective search and suffocate people who want to open a room! ! ! So happy!

18. "I am really old, and there are many people's canthus tattoos on my tail." A fish lamented in the mirror.

19. Cock and his friend said, "I made a confession to my favorite hen, which seems to have succeeded." "oh? Congratulations! How do you express yourself? " "I said I like you, you give me a baby." "Direct enough, then how did it answer?" "It said, I'll give you an egg!