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Sad quotes about being a bitch
1. When I treat you as a human being, would you try to act like one?
2. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?
3. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.
4. No matter how angry you are, it will not change your age and appearance.
5. A kindergarten-level high school student with a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome.
6. If you are sick, you treat the disease, but don’t come to me. I am not a veterinarian.
7. You are a cucumber, so you need to be photographed. Your wife is a screw person and needs to be tightened.
8. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?
9. Who has been taking care of you all these years? I admire his courage.
10. The dinosaur that degrades three times a day is the strongest waste material in human history.
11. You said not to wait until you turn over, but even if you turn over, you will still be a salted fish.
12. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to throw garbage anywhere, I would have thrown you away.
13. When I see your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when making you.
14. God accidentally dropped the old washing machine, a brainless creature that can think.
15. When I saw you, I suddenly understood what kind of existence Picasso was.
16. All the famous places you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will become history.
17. If I hadn’t forgotten to buy a condom that night, you would have been washed into the sewer.
18. As far as your thoughts go, roll as far as you go; as fast as the speed of light, you roll as fast as you can.
19. If you look at you walking down the street with your head held high, stop holding on. If you hold on, it will only be a small steamed bun.
20. This is also a sustainable development, from this school to the current school.
21. After seeing you, I finally fully understood what a freak looks like.
22. Seeing you hanging around men every day, who wants to see you and throw a bone at you?
23. Anyone with any intelligence can see how disgusting your old face is.
24. Look at you, look at your back and scare away thousands of troops, and turn your head to scare away millions of lions.
25. The scary thing is not meeting a god-like opponent, but having pig-like teammates.
26. You walk with your head held high, are you afraid that others won’t know that you are at the airport?
27. I have never done anything good in my entire life to get to know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.
28. Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.
29. Go back and wash your face. I will give you 10 pounds of perfume to cover up the scum smell on your body.
30. If you say you can do something, if you go to war, bullets and missiles will not help but fly towards you.
31. The wrinkles on your forehead could kill a fly, and you are still pretending to be young.
32. Seeing you is like seeing green vegetables that are about to be sold out in the market. They cost 50 cents a lot.
33. Do you know the only difference between you and a plate of shit? It’s just that you don’t have a plate.
34. In addition to saying that you are selfish, arrogant and ignorant of yourself, is there any more appropriate description?
35. You have the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren’t you tired of holding so many pens?
36. The slit between your eyes is about the same width as the card slot of an ATM bank.
37. I really don’t want to look down on you with my toes. But bro, you made me do this.
38. Do you think that because you say you are a virgin, I cannot feel that you are a processed woman?
39. Please don’t use your excretory organs to talk to me. This is very impolite. Thank you!
40. You gave birth to a son without an asshole, your father sold his asshole, you yourself have a rotten asshole, and you love to eat chicken asshole.
41. Your dad is from Unit 731, right? He didn’t understand the virus when he was studying it, so he found you out.
42. Yes, you are so famous. You have made more than 100 movies, but now you are not allowed to be broadcast due to the anti-pornography policy.
43. Are you treating dichlorvos as cola and amusing your eighty cents and twelve pounds head by drinking it?
44. One day you meet someone who is generous and gives you a piece of cake, and you will know what a tremor is.
45. Whether you eat too much or eat too much, don’t think that you are as white as lard.
46. If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then you must eat at least a pair of whales.
47. If you look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung up close, what else do you pursue besides creating dung?
48. Don’t take my patience with you as your shameless gesture, sticking your butt up and looking at the sky, blind and blind.
49. I blame myself for my lack of eyesight and treating you as a human being. If I had known better, I would have bought a dog leash and put it around your neck.
51. Your parents are happy because of you, because you are so much like them that you don’t look like a bought child.
52. Hitting you will hurt my hands, and scolding you will dirty my mouth. Go away, so as not to stain my eyes.
53. Either you have a bad brain, or you are missing a thread; your heart is quite healthy, but you are missing an eye.
54. The longer I stay in contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.
55. Your whole body is full of animal nature. If I scold you for being dressed like an animal, I am afraid that you will pollute your animal nature.
56. The path of love is tortured, and one day you will become a Buddha. Xiaoji cannot live without you, and all your family property will be taken away!
57. You were so ugly that you hid since you were born. Even your parents dare not see you. Are you still afraid that someone will report you? .
58. Whose dog are you? So ugly! Don't you feel embarrassed? Or are you already used to being ugly?
59. Who are you making that expression with? The sight of your back scares thousands of troops, and turns your head to scare away millions of lions.
60. Don’t say that to me, she is just like a flower in the village, but since she is a flower, there is no more cow dung.
61. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.
62. Your face is the most magical part of your body. It can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.
63. Being beaten gradually becomes a habit, and countless stars turn around. I was often beaten and hospitalized, and it hurt my heart to say yes!
64. There is a cow flying in the air and foaming at the mouth. If you want me to help it get down, the only way is for you to shut up.
65. Self-two is in your heart, because you are two, so you are two. Even if there are all kinds of obstacles and difficulties, you will still be two to the end.
66. If I want to give birth to a child, I must ask you to teach him, and also teach him history. One look at your face, and I will remember all the five thousand years of China.
67. The earth is really not suitable for you. You should go to the Kingdom of the Brainless. Once there, you might even be able to become the king!
68. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study it, you will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of extraterrestrial life!
69. It takes a lot of courage to live like this, but you actually survived! I admire you to the point of admiration.
70. You are a cute, charming, hard-working, little white new hybrid fish species who is always serving the people!
71. A guy like you can only act like a piece of dung in a TV series, not as good as chewing gum sprinkled by a dog on the roadside.
72. Wearing this low-cut and that leopard print all day long, you look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.
73. Can I ask you for some face? I think you have three layers of skin, and it shouldn’t matter if you have a few less.
74. Look at your ugly and angry appearance. Don’t you feel your inner filth that is difficult to conceal? Don’t you feel inferior?
75. A guy like you shouldn’t be afraid of ghosts when going out at night, right? After all, the ghosts were so frightened when they saw your handsome face!
76. Your length slows down the Internet speed. Your length consumes too much memory and eyesight. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?
77. I don’t want to judge people by their appearance. I also tried hard to see your soul, but in the end, your soul is not more beautiful than your appearance.
78. Don’t talk to me, because I don’t understand. In the eyes of others, it is very stupid for me and a pig to quarrel.
79. Look at your thin arms and legs, which look like a frog. You think you are so good-looking. I beg you, just die next to me!
80. I can only feel helpless in my mind for a person like you who has been mentally traumatized, over-stimulated and suffers from extreme paranoia.
81. Making fun of others without wiping your own butt is purely nonsense. Don’t force me to tell you what you mean! That’s two hundred and five plus three eight plus two!
82. Go home and take a good look in the mirror to see how many green onions you have on your head. If not, buy a few and stick them in your head, pretending to be green onions.
83. I don’t want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by the police if you run around on the street like this.
84. You are the scum of society, the parasite of feces, the excess fat in the human body, the lowest among low-level creatures, and the scum of men.
85. When you turn around, you scare a row of teaching buildings; when you turn around, landslides and ground cracks and water flows backward; when you turn around, Halley's Comet hits the earth; when you turn around, Yao Ming switches to playing table tennis.
86. I want to watch you talk, but why do you bury your face in your butt? oh? Sorry, I didn't know that was your face, so where did your ass go?
87. You waste air when you are alive, you waste land when you are dead, you waste food when you eat, you pollute the air when you breathe, your appearance destroys three outlooks, and you have children who destroy three generations. How can you ruin a life that is not like this?
88. With you in my life, my days are full of infinite vitality; with you along the way, I am not afraid of lightning strikes; just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; without you, so good Who should be fed pig food?
89. People of the country, you are the best. You ride on a bench to the moon. You are the best in the world. You use a vat for drinking instead of a cup. From ancient times to the present, you are the best. You scare people to death when you go shopping. What do you say? It doesn’t matter, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!
90. I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-level protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo. Maybe, you can also contribute to our country’s scientific research on alien species! Emotional Quotations: I Love You So Cruelly
1. There is nothing terrible in life. When a person lives his whole life, while being emotional, rational restraint is always indispensable.
2. The best revenge is not to destroy someone, nor to destroy yourself, but to live happier and happier than them all.
3. Friends don’t need to be familiar with each other, as long as they can be with you through thick and thin. A lover does not need to be so stalwart, as long as he can spend a lifetime with you.
4. Those who have no results can only be called once loved. No matter who you love, there is only one outcome. The one who stays with you until the end is true love.
5. There must be at least two impulses in your life, one for desperate love, and one for a spontaneous trip.
6. Slowly I realized that sincerity does not necessarily lead to sincerity. In the ups and downs of life, there will always be some feelings that need to be quietly savored; there will always be some pain that needs to be experienced alone; there will always be some pain that needs to be experienced alone; There will be a journey that needs to be walked alone; there will always be things that need to be faced calmly.
7. As long as you are still unwilling in your heart, it is not time to give up.
8. Be gentle, but uncompromising. Be quiet and unhurriedly strong.
9. Friends don’t need to be familiar with each other, as long as they can be with you through thick and thin. A lover does not need to be so stalwart, as long as he can spend a lifetime with you.
10. God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.
11. Don’t lie to yourself. You can feel whether a person loves you or not, and whether he cares about you or not.
12. When you are afraid of losing something, it means that you can only give up such a thing or yourself.
13. Those who have no results can only be called once loved. No matter who you love, there is only one outcome. The one who stays with you until the end is true love.
14. There must be at least two impulses in your life, one for desperate love, and one for a spontaneous trip.
15. Slowly I realized that sincerity does not necessarily lead to sincerity. In the ups and downs of life, there will always be some feelings that need to be quietly recalled; there will always be some pain that needs to be experienced alone; always There will be a journey that needs to be walked alone; there will always be things that need to be faced calmly.
16. When time passes by the heartstrings, every pain is a bit of maturity. It turns out that growing up is a price.
17. Some things, no matter how seriously we value them or how tightly we hold them, we will eventually lose them. Some feelings, no matter how true we love or how deep we fall in, will eventually leave.
18. If you are sad, just try to look up at the sky. It is so big and can certainly tolerate all your grievances.
19. Use your smile to change the world. Don’t let the world change your smile.
20. Some people are hurt whether they are said or not, and some people will leave whether they stay or not. If I give up, it's not because I lost but because I got it.
21. Love needs to be easy-going and there is no need to expect too much. What should come will always come. Don’t wait impatiently.
22. Sometimes, I may be so fragile that I burst into tears with just one sentence. Sometimes, I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.
23. The person who often annoys you may be the one who loves you more deeply, but he just doesn’t know how to express it.
24. How much love was lost to time; how many memories were buried in my heart.
25. I love you so shamelessly, but I still can’t get your sincerity. Mood Quotes: I love you so shamelessly
1. There is nothing terrible in life. When a person lives his whole life, while being emotional, rational restraint is always indispensable.
2. The best revenge is not to destroy someone, nor to destroy yourself, but to live happier and happier than them all.
3. Friends don’t need to be familiar with each other, as long as they can be with you through thick and thin. A lover does not need to be so stalwart, as long as he can spend a lifetime with you.
4. Those who have no results can only be called once loved. No matter who you love, there is only one outcome. The one who stays with you until the end is true love.
5. There must be at least two impulses in your life, one for desperate love, and one for a spontaneous trip.
6. Slowly I realized that sincerity does not necessarily lead to sincerity. In the ups and downs of life, there will always be some feelings that need to be quietly savored; there will always be some pain that needs to be experienced alone; there will always be some pain that needs to be experienced alone; There will be a journey that needs to be walked alone; there will always be things that need to be faced calmly.
7. As long as you are still unwilling in your heart, it is not time to give up.
8. Be gentle, but uncompromising. Be quiet and unhurriedly strong.
9. Friends don’t need to be familiar with each other, as long as they can be with you through thick and thin. A lover does not need to be so stalwart, as long as he can spend a lifetime with you.
10. God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.
11. Don’t lie to yourself. You can feel whether a person loves you or not, and whether he cares about you or not.
12. When you are afraid of losing something, it means that you can only give up this thing or yourself.
13. Those who have no results can only be called once loved. No matter who you love, there is only one outcome. The one who stays with you until the end is true love.
14. There must be at least two impulses in your life, one for desperate love, and one for a spontaneous trip.
15. Slowly I realized that sincerity does not necessarily lead to sincerity. In the ups and downs of life, there will always be some feelings that need to be quietly recalled; there will always be some pain that needs to be experienced alone; always There will be a journey that needs to be walked alone; there will always be things that need to be faced calmly.
16. When time passes by the heartstrings, every pain is a bit of maturity. It turns out that growing up is a price.
17. Some things, no matter how seriously we value them or how tightly we hold them, we will eventually lose them. Some feelings, no matter how true we love or how deep we fall in, will eventually leave.
18. If you are sad, just try to look up at the sky. It is so big and can certainly accommodate all your grievances.
19. Use your smile to change the world. Don’t let the world change your smile.
20. Some people are hurt whether they are said or not, and some people will leave whether they stay or not. If I give up, it's not because I lost but because I got it.
21. Love needs to be easy-going and there is no need to expect too much. What should come will always come. Don’t wait impatiently.
22. Sometimes, I may be so fragile that I burst into tears with just one sentence. Sometimes, I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.
23. The person who often annoys you may be the one who loves you more deeply, but he just doesn’t know how to express it.
24. How much love was lost to time; how many memories were buried in my heart.
25. I love you so shamelessly, but I still can’t get your sincerity. Cheap sentences
1. An idiot can be your teacher, and even a mentally retarded person can teach you how to speak human language.
2. Don’t use your Trojans to challenge my password.
3. Don’t mess with me! I’m in a good mood now.
4. Don’t mess with me, or I will make you die in a rhythmic manner.
5. There may be several women in the world who don’t eat, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous. 42. Women tend to miss men day and night; men tend to miss women day and night.
6. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
7. Don’t make things difficult for yourself when things don’t go your way, to punish others for their mistakes.
8. Don’t patronize other people’s spaces all the time. You don’t know which of their comments will make you sleepless.
9. Don’t worry about others all the time, because they don’t need your care, let alone worry about you.
10. Don’t fantasize about others all day long. If they know about it, they will definitely feel like beating you to death.
11. Don’t always look at other people’s updates. Even if you are online, people will ignore you.
12. Don’t always pester others, they will say: If you are not tired, I am still tired.
13. Don’t always think about others. In their hearts, you really don’t deserve it.
14. This feeling can be recalled later, but it was already lost at that time
15. I gave you the Sword Immortal, but you didn’t do it, and I gave you the Sword God, you didn’t deserve it, you had to cry and call me I'll give you the sword man.
16. When time and patience have become a luxury, we can only rely on horoscopes to understand each other.
17. The maple leaves falling on my toes make me want to cry. Let me cry happily. The remaining leaves fall off, and the fate is over.
18. I am irritable and my mind is blank. The melody of music may be able to comfort me.
19. I have always been reluctant to believe some of your rumors.
20. Counteroffering is like falling in love. The highest level is to be bold, careful, and thick-skinned. The minimum requirement is to make a move when it’s time to make a move.
21. Marriage is a prison, so everyone is overjoyed and disappointed after marriage.
22. Why lose weight? You are not thin at all!
23. Think about salary compared with salary, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.
24. Some people actually put on blue eye shadow because I have dark circles!
25. If you come, I will believe you will not leave. If you leave, I will treat you as if you have never been here.
26. You have the right to remain silent, but we will silence you soon.
27. Women should not think that good looks mean they can stop reading, and men should not think that good looks mean they can be ugly.
28. Others always see us happily holding hands, but the truth is: yes, once I let go of my hand, she will run to buy something.
29. No artificial intelligence can defeat a natural fool like you.
30. If names can determine destiny, I would like to change my name to Qian Duoduo.
31. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!
32. Time is equal to money. After all, I lose money every day. Time is expensive these days and wages are too low. .
33. The time is right, the place is right, the relationship is right, but the character is wrong!
34. The most difficult thing in the world to break is love, and the hardest thing to find is love. The most rare thing is friendship, the hardest thing to separate is family affection, the hardest thing to find is true love, the most uncomfortable thing is ruthlessness, and the most unforgettable thing is the expression when you are happy!
35. The iron rooster will also leave some rust. Well, you are basically a stainless steel cock!
36. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously!
37. I am not ugly, but I am not ugly either. Be prepared to be gentle.
38. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is extremely beautiful and the other is like you.
39. I want the whole world to know that I am very low-key~
40. The love of the past has been formatted; the love of the present page cannot be displayed or is temporarily unavailable; Future Love, the memory is seriously insufficient, please close some programs and try again.
41. Use your real name to tell lies in real life, but use a pseudonym to tell the truth online.
42. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.
43. Raising fish is quite troublesome. I need to change the water once a week, which I often forget. Later, I had to change the fish once a week.
44. Because I was too heartfelt in the past, I am now heartless.
45. Some people are as smart as the weather, changeable; some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, which can’t tell when the weather is changing.
46. The most despicable woman is the woman who sleeps with a man who has a lover. The most disgusting woman is the one who clings to someone else even though they already have a lover. The most useless woman is the one who uses tears to save a man. The most idiotic woman is the one who lets go when a third party appears. The best woman is the one who stays with you and only loves you when you have nothing.
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