Ancient joke poems

The next sentence is "Li Bai slept soundly" …

2. Under the sentence "Two heads are better than one Zhuge Liang", he actually filled in "the same smell" … The marking teacher immediately fainted …

3. Tao Yuanming's "Don't bend over for five buckets of rice", that classmate boldly wrote "Just give me six buckets" …

4. "If you are poor, you will be alone", and the next sentence is "If you are rich, you will have wives and concubines".

5. "Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse", and the next sentence is "Tortoise crawls by the river in Dongcun"?

6. "If the sky is affectionate, the sky will be old", and the next sentence "If people are affectionate, they will die early"?

7. "Glowing glass of wine", the next sentence is "a lot of money and beautiful women" …

8. "Looking back at that year, the iron horse of Jin Ge", the next sentence "Look at the present, pester and fight" …

9. That's enough! "Luoyang's relatives and friends are like asking each other", and the students said to "Please don't tell him" …

10. "If the relationship between two people is long-lasting," the students said, "It's time for two people to get married."

1 1. "I hate books when I use them", and the students are right that "there is not enough money at the end of the month" …

12. "Clear water gives birth to hibiscus", and some people wrote "Heroes come out of troubled times" …

13. "How much sadness can you have?" Students fill in "Like a pot of Erguotou".

14. This is amazing! "Rizhao incense burner gave birth to purple smoke, Li Bai came to the bathroom, Xiao Li flew a knife in an instant, and Li Bai became a little eunuch. ......

15. A Chinese teacher read a song called < lt; Wochun >> requires students to dictate Lu You's ancient poems.

The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows. A student dictated as follows.

& lt& ltWochun >>& lt& lt I was stupid >>

Mume smells flowers, I have no culture.

I hate lying on branches. My IQ is very low.

If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.

Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.

The coast is green. I am a donkey.

The coast is green. I am a donkey.

The coast is as green as a daisy. I am a stupid donkey.