The third time of spicy water margin

Make a fool of yourself, be public, get angry, hit a woman, and be afraid of going to jail.

It is said that Yan Poxi, a prostitute, wandered to Yuncheng with her mother and met a great man, Song Jiang, which is a good life for her. When Song Jiang took in the mother and son, she was so grateful to Song Jiang that she couldn't wait to marry Song Jiang at once, let alone be a wife, even a concubine. The so-called kindness, the basic truth of being a man, she still understands. Her mother felt that she had met a savior. She arranged Song Jiang's housework every day and regarded herself as a slave. Every time Song Jiang told her to rest, she always said, "I'm not tired!" " In fact, many times, she wants to fall on the bed.

Wang Po next door saw that the girl was very feminine that day, especially her sweet mouth, which made Wang Po very happy. Wang Po began to protect the media.

Wang Po stopped Song Jiang, who was about to go home, and said, "Song is not young. Have you ever thought about getting married? At least there is a care in life, hot food to eat and clothes to wash. "

Song Jiang responded, "Thank you for your kindness, Wang Po. Song Jiang accomplished nothing. Why did he do this? " Let's wait a few years. "

Wang Po said, "As a woman, I don't quite believe what Yasi said. Is Yasi a treasure house? "

This sounds a bit ugly, but Song Jiang is Song Jiang after all, and his anger is invisible. He said, "Wang Po, Song Jiang doesn't understand this. Please mention it."

At this moment, it happened that Yan Poxi came out from the door. He had to watch two people, especially Wang Po, go over and hold Wang Po's hand and say, "I don't know what the foster mother is saying to Saburo. Why not let grandma listen? "

Wang Po said, "I am a matchmaker for Song. Do you want to hear your goddaughter? "

Yan Poxi knew it well, but pretended to say, "I don't know which girl is so lucky to marry such a good man as Saburo. Have pity on me, Yan Poxi has some beauty and talent, but no one can marry. "

Wang Po said: "If you fuck your daughter, the daughter's home for Song's matchmaking is far away, just around the corner!"

Yan Poxi said angrily, "Mom, don't laugh at me. I don't deserve Song. "

Sung river also probably understood something, and he didn't know what to say. He just wanted to go into the house and do it on the pretext that he was in a hurry, and pulled them aside.

The next day, Song Taigong and his brother Song Qing came, but they saw a mother and daughter in the house. They asked Song Jiang why he secretly became a relative in the city without telling his parents and brothers. Some of them are disobedient. Sung river hurriedly explained that he just saw two poor people and took them in for the time being. Not married. If you don't believe me, the neighbors can testify.

Song Taigong just stopped and said, "You are old enough. It's time to marry a woman and start a family. Your mother and I have worked hard all our lives. We don't want you to be rich and prosperous. We just want you to get married and have children as soon as possible. Well, when you arrive, just put the phrase "one's career has not been achieved yet, so why give me the runaround?" ".I think you just want to hang out with those friends all day and don't want people to worry. Today, I was entrusted by your mother to talk to your brother about it. If you still have parents in your heart, give them a good time. What are you going to do? "

Song Jiang knelt down and said, "I'm sorry, unfilial son. Although my son is going to get married, he just doesn't like a woman at present. The child is willing to be punished. "

Song Taigong was furious and raised his crutch to prepare for the French disposal. He has 30 employees. At this critical moment, a man rushed in and shouted, "Taigong, wait!" " "

Song Taigong took a closer look. Although we didn't meet much, he knew it was Wang Po next door.

Then Wang Po said, "Just now, Yasi said that there is no woman he likes. In fact, there is a favorite at this moment? "

Song Qing, Song Jiang's brother, said, "I don't know which woman, please introduce Wang Po?"

Wang Po walked quickly to the door and pulled in a woman, none other than Yan Poxi. Song Taigong looked at it carefully and had a good impression. Although he is a little enchanting, as long as Song Jiang gets married as soon as possible, he will understand his heart disease.

So, Song Taigong said to Song Qing, "What do you think of Qing Er?"

Song Qing, who dares not listen to the squire, nod immediately.

So, even if there are 1000 unwilling sung rivers and 10000 unwilling sung rivers, that's settled.

After Song Jiang and Yan Poxi got married, they lived in poverty. That Yan Poxi also sings some good songs, which Song Jiang likes to listen to.

It's just that after a long time, the problem comes.

Sung river was bent on promotion and confessed in front of him. He is a workaholic. He goes out early and comes back late every day. He is a master of staying at home. Even though I came home late, I was too tired to sleep. After all, Yan Poxi is a player. When I first got married, I also restrained myself. After a long time, I gradually showed my true colors. I went in and out of some rouge and gouache places all day and talked and laughed with some dude. Sung river also heard some, just busy with official business, so I didn't care. After all, Song's mind was focused on his career.

Peter said, Song Jiang and Yan Poxi fake divorce, life as usual.

However, this dull life was quickly broken. The reason is only because Song Jiang brought a man home for wine. Who can change the fate of two people or even several people?

This person is younger than Song Jiang, in his early twenties, about the same age as Yan Poxi. And this person has a handsome face, unlike Song Jiang, who has some black faces and wrinkles. More importantly, this population is very good, and often tells some good jokes, which makes everyone laugh.

The man was none other than Zhang Wenyuan, the valet of Sung River.

That day, Sung River thanked Zhang Wenyuan for his good advice and invited Zhang Wenyuan to go home for a drink. In Yuncheng, it is generally not easy to invite people to eat wine at home. If you are invited to have a drink at home, it is the host's great respect for you.

However, since it didn't come, it shocked the Song Dynasty.

That Yan Poxi has nothing to do every day, so he doesn't want Song Jiang to be accompanied by his second and third children. When he saw this Zhang Wenyuan, he was so anxious that he couldn't control himself on the spot and gave Zhang Wenyuan a glad eye. Something big happened.

I don't need to describe the details, it's quite a bit bloody. For the sake of harmony, I passed it for the time being.

Or sung river. On that day, Song Jiang finally found a buyer who could sell the house. At noon, in the scorching sun, he hurried home to discuss with Yan Poxi.

Just set foot in the house, but was stopped by Yan Poxi's mother, saying that Shiva was not at home, and asked Song Jiang to go to the streets to find it. Sung river impatient, as if not to hear, but a push away the woman, straight to the house.

I heard someone talking in the distance, and it wasn't a person. Song Jiang was strange. There was a man at home, and his intuition told him that this was not a good thing.

Song Jiang was in a hurry. He kicked the door directly without knocking, but Yan Poxi was the only one in the room. Yan Poxi looked flustered and pretended to be calm. Lying in bed, shaking a small fan.

Song Jiang said, "I only heard someone talking in the room, but there were others?"

Yan Poxi said, "Where are the others? Obviously, you are hallucinating and guessing. "

Song Jiangdao: "I heard it clearly, and there can be no mistake. You can't deny it. "

Yan Poxi was very angry. Fan pointed to Song Jiang and said, "Don't tell a dirty lie! If you don't believe it, find it yourself and see where there are others! "

Song Jiang just rummaged through it, but there was really no one.

Song Jiangdun became suspicious: "Do you really have hallucinations?"

Suddenly, I heard a plop, and someone fell to the ground. Yan Poxi was frightened to disgrace and kept silent.

Song Jiang found the direction of the voice, went to the window and saw a man limping away. Obviously, he jumped off the second floor and ran for his life.

Sung river to see more carefully, the figure, his minion Zhang Wenyuan?

Song Jiang was furious, grabbed Yan Poxi and said, "You bitch, you shouldn't have listened to Taigong's orders and married you!"

But the Yan Poxi, incredibly unluckily no expression, don't worry not rashness, let sung river to grasp her in his hand, also don't talk.

When Song Jiang let go of his hand, Yan Poxi said simply, "I am a weak woman, and I am very grateful to you for taking me in. It's just your family who mentioned it first. You can't blame others. In other words, if I didn't marry you, I might marry a powerful person with my beauty and talent, so as not to live in this dump with you. "

Song Jiang was furious: "You bitch, you were very disdainful at the beginning. I didn't expect to be right at the beginning." Well, suppose I'm blind in Song Gongming. However, this house is mine, so give me the deed quickly so that I can sell it! "

Unexpectedly, Yan Poxi looked disdainful: "Deed? Hum, do you still want the deed? Don't look at whose name is written on the deed? "

Song Jiang thundered: "Never mind whose name he wrote! In short, this house belongs to me in Song Gongming, and the deed is naturally mine in Song Gongming. "

Then Yan Poxi won't listen to him, because she has hooked up with Zhang Wenyuan. If Song Jiang wanted this deed, she would say, "According to the law of the Song Dynasty, whoever has the name of the deed department will own the house."

Yan Poxi told the truth, which made Song Jiang suddenly feel that the mute was eating Huang Lian, and he was suffering. I didn't expect Song Jiang to be so clever this time. He was confused for a moment and was calculated by a traitor.

Song Jiangyue think more gas, the mention of Yan Poxi, fists, a good fight, if it weren't for Yan Poxi her mother cling to hold, I'm afraid it has been heavy casualties.

The next day, Yan Poxi, her mother and Yan Poxi, who was black and blue all over, beat drums and drums to express their dissatisfaction, and said that they would sue Song Jiang for his violence.

The magistrate asked Song Jiang to ask in class. Above the court, there is overwhelming evidence. Although the magistrate wanted to protect Song Jiang, after all, the evidence was conclusive and he was unable to do so himself.

So, Song Jiang was handcuffed to a clip and returned the staff to 30. Song Jiang dared to be angry but did not dare to speak. He only sighed that his ambition was not rewarded, but was calculated first. I'm afraid there is no future in this life.

What's more hateful is that Yan Poxi that bitch, like a different person, was pathetic just now, and immediately gloated. She went up to Song Jiang, touched the deck and anklet of Song Jiang, and said, "Yo! Yo! Look at our song Yasi, how proud he is! How awesome! "

Zhang Wenyuan pretended to care about Song Jiang and said, "My brother is worried, so he will only be detained for half a month. When my brother comes out, I will return this token to my brother. "

Say and sung river was put in prison.

The next day, Yan Poxi and Zhang Wenyuan held a wedding with great fanfare, and the whole Yuncheng city knew about it.

Sung river was so angry in prison that he called Kan Lao to enter through the back door, took a paper crane pen and wrote a poem:

Being a Taoist is ridiculous,

Divorce leads to desolation.

Don't be crazy if you succeed,

Sooner or later, it will be sung river.