The number of sheep and chickens in the zodiac, which is the same as that in the hometown of Ma, is one.

Ma Lao's BB machine was given to him by the head of Ma Lao Hall. It is more accurate to say that the old horse has the cheek to ask for it from the horse's head, or that it is "captured".

In fact, Colonel Ma is only a deputy colonel. Rural people don't know the rules of the army. In order to save trouble and flatter others, no matter whether you are really the head of the army or not, even if you are an assistant to the staff, as long as you reach this level, you are collectively referred to as the "head."

Immediately the school is a big official out of the village. In recent years, the Ma Tuanchang has not only won glory for the village, but also the pride and pride of the Ma family. The school is very low-key immediately. He always wears plain clothes when he comes back from visiting relatives, and never tells his troops to all ages. On the contrary, when an old horse lifts its horse's head, it's like beating chicken blood. There are endless words, which mean condensation. Is the horse head is very powerful, more than 30 years old, is at the county level, the future can't wait. Old horse talked too much, Tiezhu said, Old horse, when you call me, let's go to the head of the horse.

The iron pillar is the hair of an old horse. They grew up together as one. Zhu Tie's words reminded Ma Lao that he thought so. It's been over 10 years since the school came out immediately, and the place to be a soldier is not far away. It's only a day's train ride. I must go to the army to see him. The old horse is a resolute man. He made up his mind to buy one and set off However, the old horse went alone, and there are three main reasons why he didn't call: First, if he usually said that Colonel Ma's words were untrue, he would laugh at him, and if he came back to tell the villagers and even embellished it like him, he would lose face. Second, he went all the way to the army to see Colonel Ma. An official as big as Colonel Ma can't come back empty-handed. The gift from Colonel Ma will be a good gift. The old horse doesn't want outsiders like Tiezhu to take advantage of their family. Third, the families of Tiezhu are relatively poor. His daughter Xiaoling is about to enter the university. Iron pillars never spend a penny indiscriminately. The old horse doesn't want Tiezhu to spend hundreds of dollars on this trip at this time.

Here comes the old horse. He stayed in Ma Tuanchang's army for a week, and their eyes were not idle, seeing what was fresh and what was beautiful. Some "things" in the military camp are the same as what people say in movies and on TV; Yes, it's not like that at all. The old horse saw the head of the horse in uniform for the first time. For the first time, he saw Ma Tuanchang's people shouting and saluting Ma Tuanchang. The old horse sighed, and my brother was fierce. I'll believe that when I see it.

The old horse lives in a guest house. Those "recruits" know that he is the brother of Ma Tuanchang, and they are very kind to the old horse. They bring him tea and water, ask questions about the cold and ask for warmth, and serve him well. Every night, the head of the horse will go home for dinner with the old horse. On two occasions, Colonel Ma also called two comrades-in-arms to drink with the old horse. These two comrades-in-arms, like the school immediately, are "two poles and one star", and it seems that the officials are not small. The old horse thought that this trip was not in vain. He ate at the same table with the "three heads", drank good wine in his hometown dialect, and respected us cup after cup, making out like brothers. Go home and tell the villagers about this scene. Can they believe it?

That night, Colonel Ma was eating when the pager rang. Immediately, the school put down its work, looked at the pager, and then made a phone call. After sitting down in the park, the head of the horse said to the old horse, eldest brother, I have to work overtime tonight, so I can't drink with you. Have a few more drinks for yourself. You're welcome. The old horse said yes, you're welcome. You do your thing. When the old horse finished, he asked curiously, Brother, what the hell is that black guy with a "BB" ring that you just took out of your bag? It gave me a fright. The school immediately smiled and said, big brother, that's a pager. The old horse shook his head with a question mark on his face. The school immediately went on to say that if someone wants to see you, as long as you know your pager number, you can "call" his number through the paging station. You can call according to the number displayed on the pager and he will find you. The school immediately explained further: this matter is to ask someone to find you. In order to make the old horse understand better, the head of the horse also showed it to the old horse with a pager. Ma Tuanchang's explanation and operation were both popular and detailed, and the old horse understood it. He gave a cry and said with a smile, people can really invent anything now. I thought it was a transmitter.

The old horse is going home, and the head of the horse bought him two good cigarettes, two bottles of good wine and some local specialties, all of which were put into the old horse's bag. The old horse was thinking about Ma Tuanchang's "transmitter" at this moment. He lost no time to say, brother, well, you can't give your broken BB function to big brother, so that big brother can also play high technology and catch up with fashion. Listen to the school immediately, laugh and say, brother, if you like it, I'll give it to you. Say that finish, Ma Tuanchang took the BB machine down and handed it to the old horse. The old horse took the BB machine and smiled happily. The old horse smiled, and his big mouth forks were almost wide to the back of his neck.

When the old horse came home, he pinned the BB machine on the right front of his trousers, tucked his trousers under his coat and "went out" to expose the BB machine. The old horse lost its image and Ernie didn't like it. She laughed at him and said, you are not like you, you are like a castrated pig. Neil is the daughter-in-law of Lao Ma. The old horse was very unhappy when he saw Neil give him such a conclusion, and said, Fujia, do you think I'm showing off? I'm promoting my brother's head. Neil looked at the logo on BB. She asked curiously, what brand is this, like a dung fork? The old horse said with a smile, it's terrible to have no culture. This is a motorcycle. Ernie didn't laugh. He curled his lips and said, Why do you need a motorcycle when the matchbox is so big? Why not call a tractor to pull it? The old horse continued to laugh, and Ernie asked again, can you be the boss? The old horse replied, of course. As long as someone calls it, it will ring BB Someone was looking for me when it rang. Neil couldn't understand what the old horse was saying. Her eyes widened. Oh, I called it and it rang? Hearing this, the old horse glared at Ernie and said, Look.

The old horse's BB machine didn't ring for one day, two days, and on the third day, he couldn't hold back, so he didn't come to Tiezhu's house. Xiaoling asked, uncle, what is it? The old horse said Xiaoling was her father, and Xiaoling said she worked in the field. The old horse said to himself, strangely, no one has paged me for three days. Xiaoling listened to the old horse's words, looked at the BB on the old horse's waist, asked the old horse a few questions, and said, Uncle, if you don't do two things, this BB won't ring at any time. Hearing this, the old horse said, What? Won't my boss give me one? Xiaoling said, uncle, no, this BB machine is inter-provincial. You have to go to the paging station in the city to go through the formalities again and pay the relevant fees. The paging station will give you a local number. Then, you have to tell people this number, and they will call your number if they need you. When you make a phone call, your BB will ring. The old horse nodded and suddenly realized, saying thank you for your daughter. I know. After the old horse thanked him, he suddenly asked, Daughter, why didn't you study hard in the city and come back? Xiaoling said, uncle, it's over. Come back and wait for the notice.

Within a week after the old horse's BB machine went in, he told all the people who should have told him his BB phone number. Strangely, the BB machine still didn't move. Ernie said, this thing is useless. Throw it away. Lao Ma said it was easy for you to say. How about a few thousand dollars? Just throw it away? Suddenly, the old horse had an idea. He came to Murakami's canteen and said to Wang Cuihua in the canteen, Cui Hua, when you eat at noon every day, call me with your family and I'll give you fifty cents. Wang Cuihua said, elder brother, you give me this 15 yuan first, and I'll page you for a month.

The old horse's BB machine finally rang. Curious, Neil put down his work and stretched out his neck to see who was looking for the old horse. The old horse looked at the number and said, ignore it. It's annoying. Eat it. It's been like this for half a month. Neil felt something was wrong. She didn't know the truth until she went out to ask around. She went to Wang Cuihua to get 50 points for the remaining 7 yuan. While the old horse was taking a nap, she took off the annoying BB machine on his belt and threw it away.

Ernie didn't really throw it away, or the old horse can't be found. The old horse found the BB machine under the arch bed, and they were inevitably angry. In a rage, the old horse "threw" the BB machine on the table, pulled out the hem of the coat that had been plunged into his pants, and went to work with a hoe. Neil won and grinned. Neil's mouth is not big. When she grins, the fork can't "reach" the neck stalk like an old horse. She can't reach it.

A month later, Tiezhu borrowed money from the old horse, saying that Xiaoling was admitted to college, and the tuition fee was 1,000 yuan. The old horse sold the BB machine without saying anything, but it was not enough. Then 500 yuan was added to the iron column. Tiezhu said to the old horse, shall I write an iou? The old horse said, I'll page you if you write. Iron column said with a smile, I'm not your BB machine, and I don't shout a word.

The above is related to Ma Tongxiang's zodiac, and it is about the sharing of bb machines. I hope this will help everyone to see the number of sheep and chickens!