Highlights of Cantonese Xiehouyu in Guangdong

Guangzhou dialect is fierce, and Xiehouyu is even more fierce, which makes you laugh at that scene. Do you remember the rough toilet paper that is not sold outside the public toilets in Guangzhou? The following are three highlights of Cantonese Xiehouyu that I brought to you, hoping to help you!

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Bricks in cold alleys are wet.

Draw a dog's head on four pieces of white paper. What a big face.

Camels travel in the middle of the road (meaning swimming in the middle)

I don't know the weight without stars.

The sound of a handle without a hook (like a star)

Pineapple chicken is sticky (refers to people who like to take advantage)

Why do you worry about not having a wife when you have a son in Shawan?

Are you nervous when that guy with no nose wears glasses?

Pillow psyllid bag bites the neck

I don't know the whole story of eating cucumber at night.

Black-bone chicken pecks black beans, pecks black beans.

The neck of firecrackers didn't explode or fall off.

Break the sand basin and ask (after the sand basin is broken, the cracks will always reach the bottom, which means to the bottom)

Lao Wang's sister is old and charming.

Funeral homes sell to death.

When the sand cicada falls to the ground, the grain makes no noise.

Ben played his flute.

Collection of Cantonese Xiehouyu II

The spirit of the kitchen god falling into the iron pot (steam and essence are homophonic)

My wife is responsible for shading the sun (work and harmony)

Husband fan is bleak (sad and wife homophonic)

Cook a meal with soy sauce, color and water (describe people as artificial)

The blind man eats soup in his heart.

It is unnecessary to borrow a comb from a monk.

Monks cover up lawlessness (harmony between law and law)

The one-eyed old man glanced at his wife.

Chaozhou Laola Erhu cherishes himself (onomatopoeia)

Everyone doesn't know whether camels sell shrimp (because camels and shrimp are curved)

You can order Chili sauce with soy sauce if you want.

The lid of the soy sauce bottle is salty and wet.

Tie Guai Li played football (describing the job as all-encompassing).

Fat people wear several big hats (hats, pullovers; Take some big ones.

The eaves of the tile are full of lions (no matter how fierce it is, it is also a decoration)

Kneel down and feed the pig money (for money)

The broken wood under the bed hit the big board. Hit a big nail)

Deaf people don't listen to you blow the dead (deaf people can't hear the funeral music, and the dead play the role of modal particles in Cantonese)

Tie the paper gently to your chin (what you say has no weight, or your promise is easily unreliable)

Dinghu Shangsuhaozhai (Dinghu Lake, a scenic spot in Zhaoqing, Guangdong)

Chickens eat night bugs well.

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Fan Guilao's moon cakes are very boring (moon cakes)

Take a hoe with a broken handle (if you don't have a handle, you're not sure)

The coffin shop worships God and wants people to die.

It's not good to carry a knife all over (there are many skills, but they are not proficient)

Insect crutches-unreliable (unreliable)

Win every other year-worthless (after futures, worthless)

A lantern with a long pole-it's not close from afar (it's dark under the lamp). According to, it also means caring, sometimes it means not being human, and people who care about the distance are more concerned than those who are close)

Tin body is the land of Sanyuan Palace (according to legend, the land god of Sanyuan Palace is made of tin, and tin sound means treasure in Cantonese).

The general strike in the temple of Hades is a ghost.

God hates ghosts and cats.

The old operator fell into the shit pit.

Sweet potatoes fall into the oven and need to be simmered (dead)

The plane crashed into a high bucket (describing the height of the eyes)

African monks and blacks hate it.

The wind blows the eggshell, and the wealth is scattered.

Overnight frying ghosts bask in anger

Yan Luowang married a woman and asked for a ghost.

Yan Luowang recruits people to be ghosts.

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