Joking and farting

One day, an 18th-line star farted like the surging Yangtze River. Earth-shattering, the fart smells like sauerkraut.

Before the fart smell of the little star on the stage was exhausted, the audience chattered and people began to talk in twos and threes. Some people say:

"A star is a star, and nothing is ordinary. If only I could fart like this, I would envy and hate. "

Come on, I hope you can fart more like this.

Your fart smells good. What is the secret?

You'd better play every day. You will be a big star. We are optimistic about you.

……

A group of people under the stage are intoxicated by the sour fart smell and obsessed with all kinds of praise for the fart. The little star on the stage is very arrogant, farting with sauerkraut. Suddenly, Xiaoxing found that someone in the corner not only didn't compliment him for farting, but also showed a dismissive expression.

Small star immediately angry, mercilessly staring at the man in the corner, eye dew yoshimitsu said:

Who are you? How dare you laugh at me? Do you know I can fart and kill you?

I can put sauerkraut, garlic, leeks and stinky tofu.

Which TV series and movie did I play? I know the great director.

……

Seeing that the little star was wronged, the group of people under the stage turned their heads and began to denounce the man with indignation.

You are too ambitious to answer our idol.

Who are you? Toad wants to eat swan meat.

Take him away, you ungrateful bastard.

"This guy can't eat fart and doesn't know fart fragrance."

……

The man thought, "I can't bite the dog." The man turned and left silently.

Little star grinned proudly.

Those people are talking about the little star again.