Tell as many jokes as possible.

1, when I was in high school, I wandered around the school at noon one day and went downstairs to the principal's dormitory to see a boy smoking and a girl standing next to him.

At this time, the headmaster came down, saw the boy smoking, and educated him: "Little classmate, smoking is harmful to health."

Then the girl echoed: "well, principal, please help me educate him quickly, I can't control him."

2. Once in college, a student cheated in the CET-6 exam. The invigilator found that the teacher passed by him and left a sentence: I won't catch this, and the correct rate is too low.

That classmate will stop talking. ...

3. A buddy in the dormitory met a hard one while eating walnuts! His friend told him to throw it away.

But he said: I can't drive today if I don't believe it. Stamp your foot like this, the stool is smashed, and it is still intact!

Finally, he got out of the door! Pull hard! Boom, the walnut rolled on the ground intact, but the dormitory door fell down.

In the end, I didn't eat walnuts and spent more than 100 to repair the door.

4. School sports meeting and javelin competition. A senior is tall and strong, wearing knee pads and wrist pads and rubbing gypsum powder on his hands. At first glance, she looks like a professional athlete, rising and running. ...

Suddenly stopped by the referee teacher: note that the javelin is held backwards.

5. In the canteen, student A said to student B:

"The new semester is a new atmosphere. The amount of food today is obviously more than before, and our suggestion has finally been taken seriously. "

Student B patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't think too much. The master has been on leave for two months and his hands are a little rusty. "