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Be like Zhuge Liang in the Three Kingdoms. You don't have to like me, but you just can't help me Do you agree?

Speaking of romantic figures in the Three Kingdoms, resourceful Zhuge Liang is definitely the most beautiful one.

His opponent is insidious and cunning, but he is helpless in the face.

This is not because he is more insidious than his opponent, but because he is better at playing chess and using open schemes.

The so-called open plan is that I didn't do anything shady behind my back.

Although you know I'm not nice to you and you don't like me, you just can't do anything about me.

For example, before Battle of Red Cliffs, Cao Cao wanted to unite Sun Quan to attack Liu Bei.

Zhuge Liang's countermeasure is to let Sun Quan beat Cao Cao back to his hometown.

So Liu Bei seized the opportunity to strengthen himself, destroying Wu Dong first and then Cao Cao.

What kind of good idea was Wu Dong fighting Cao Cao and then being wiped out by Liu Bei?

So at that time, most of Wu Dong's advisers planned to let their master Sun Quan surrender to Cao Cao.

But Zhuge Liang didn't use any intrigue at all, but in broad daylight and in public, he made the whole Soochow accept the bad idea of fighting Cao Cao.

The perfect display of Zhuge Liang's opening plan this time is a war of words and a group of Confucianism.

Come on, let's clap. Look at what god Zhuge Liang has operated, and perfectly convince the whole circle of advisers in Soochow.

Emotionally stable, calm and calm

In fact, all the counselors in Wu Dong know Zhuge Liang's bad idea.

So I don't like him at all, and I can't wait to turn Zhuge Liang into a sieve with angry words.

Mr. Zhang picked up his weapon first. He asked Zhuge Liang:

"I heard that you sleep in that broken place in Longzhong every day, sir. But I think I am as capable as Guan Zhong and Le Yi. Have you really blown such a cow? "

Listen! This is really not good.

But it's nothing, because Mr. Zhang made up another knife, and he said:

"Before you didn't mountain, Liu Beiting down a peg or two. But since I used you, I haven't won a battle. It's better not to use you! "

The implication is that Zhuge Liang is a big fool.

How well you said it yourself before coming out of the mountain, and Liu Bei was implicated and humiliated after coming out of the mountain.

Finally, Zhang Zhao added: "I am a outspoken person, so don't mind."

The writing is so ugly that people don't mind.

Everyone saw a good start and didn't want to fall behind.

Counselor BuZhi scold zhuge liang said:

"I think you exist in name only, but you are just a lip-service lobbyist!"

The counselor did not scold Zhuge Liang's achievements, but laughed at Liu Bei as a shoe vendor. Where can he compare with Cao Cao?

Cao Cao is the descendant of Cao Guo Xiang and Cao Can, and the second generation of orthodoxy.

The implication is that you Zhuge Liang is just a farmer who cultivates the land every day.

Even though he and Liu Bei are in the city now, he is just a migrant worker.

Is it irritating to listen to this?

It's not over yet. What did Yan Gang and Cheng Deshu say?

They say that Zhuge Liang is full of sophistry and has no real talent and learning at all. I wonder if I have read any books. Dare to list books?

You see how arrogant these counselors in Dongwu are and how ugly they talk!

If these words were used to scold Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu might curse the street at that time, or vomit blood on the spot with anger.

Zhuge Liang, on the other hand, was not only not angry at all, but also smiled and answered questions like flowing water without saying a word.

It is said that the other party is either angry, depressed or tongue-tied.

It can be seen that the first rule of using open plan is:

In the face of attacks, don't be easily angered by others, be calm and control the direction of your emotions.

Catch robbers

There are so many counselors in Wu Dong, Zhuge Liang. If everyone checks them one by one, it will be a waste of time and may not be very effective, so let's focus on the most powerful one.

Wu Dong's most powerful counselor is Zhang Zhao, who is old in seniority, high in status and eloquent.

Zhang Zhao said that Liu Bei had bad luck since Zhuge Liang was used.

Escape from Xinye to Fancheng, then run from Fancheng to Dangyang, and then retreat from Dangyang to Xiakou.

Zhuge Liang said:

"My master is only temporarily sheltering from the wind in a remote county town like Xinye, and it is impossible to really stay there."

My main force is very small, but I used the tactics of burning and flooding successively, which almost scared a valiant soldier like Coss to death.

Even if Guan Zhong and Le Yi fight, they can't reach this level.

As for the defeat of Fancheng and Dangyang, it was because my master was very kind and retreated with hundreds of thousands of troops, and he could not bear to abandon it.

Besides, winning or losing in the military is common.

Like our great-grandfather, he was often defeated by Xiang Yu at first, and finally the success of Gaixia World War I was attributed to Han Xin.

You can't just talk but do nothing on state affairs. As an important counselor, you must have a backbone.

Zhuge Liang's remarks first explained the reasons for the defeat.

The reason, of course, is not Zhuge Liang, but Zhuge Liang gave Liu Bei more chances of winning.

Then Zhuge Liang compared Liu Bei to Emperor Gaozu and himself to Han Xin.

It means that there is still plenty of time, just wait and see us rise.

Finally, I secretly scolded Zhang Zhao.

At present, your team is divided-the civilian will surrender, the military commander will fight, and the supreme leader Sun Quan can't make up his mind.

Ironically, you, the first counselor in Wu Dong, are playing with me here instead of unifying your thoughts.

Zhang Zhao who said this was speechless.

After getting rid of Zhang Zhao, Zhuge Liang was quick to everyone else.

Therefore, to make an open plan, we should focus on important things.

By doing so, the overall situation will be basically stable.

Psychological offensive is the best tactic.

Zhuge Liang seems to have a pair of perspective eyes, and he can see clearly the hearts of Soochow counselors.

As for Zhang Zhao, Zhuge Liang said that he was only lip-synching, and he didn't have enough strategy at the critical moment.

This can't help but make Zhang Zhao, the first counselor of Soochow, feel so reasonable and speechless.

Another counselor of Soochow asked Zhuge Liang:

"Cao Cao has millions of troops now, and he can eat you in one bite. Aren't you afraid? "

Zhuge Liang said:

"Cao Cao is mostly a mob, even if it is a million-strong army, it is nothing. We will not be so timid. "

Danger listened to, turned supercilious look, sneer at say:

"Oh, you are really good at blowing. You ran from Dangyang to Xiakou, and then came to Wu Dong for help, saying that you are not timid. You can fool yourself, but you can't fool me. "

Zhuge Liang said:

"Now we are in Xiakou, because we have other plans. You do have soldiers and food in Wu Dong and natural disasters in the Yangtze River. In this way, you have to make your master submit to Cao Cao. Tell me, are we timid or are you timid? "

Hearing this, Yu Fan felt guilty, and then he was afraid to say a word.

Another counselor of Soochow, Xue Zong, said:

"The big man is going to die. Cao Cao has now laid two-thirds of the world. If you want to touch the stone with an egg, I think it is waiting to be destroyed. "

When Zhuge Liang answered him, he deliberately increased his tone and said:

"Life is between heaven and earth, be loyal and filial. You are a courtier of the Han Dynasty, but you speak for treacherous court official Cao Cao, which is disloyal and unfilial. People like you are not qualified to talk to me. Shut up. "

The word infidelity and unfilial is a psychological shadow for general manager Xue, a scholar and counselor.

No wonder Xue always blushed after hearing this.

Zhuge Liang's psychological warfare, fighting poison with poison, made the other side's situation plummet.

Beat about the bush, pointing fingers at mulberry.

What Zhuge Liang said is reasonable, but some people still refuse to accept it and play tricks on Zhuge Liang in other ways.

For example, Yan Yan said:

"Zhuge Liang, you argue irrationally, what you said is all ignorance. Have you ever read a book? Dare to make a list of books you have read? "

The implication is: Zhuge Liang, you are just a farmer. How many books can you read? Do you want to give directions here without reading?

We know that Zhuge Liang can't have never read a book.

On the contrary, he not only read many books, but also was very professional, which was beyond the reach of these Soochow counselors.

So is Zhuge Liang going to make a list of books for everyone?

Zhuge Liang is not interested.

You know, make a list of books one by one, and then talk a little about each book, even if it takes three days and three nights.

So he said:

"Before I do things, I go to the book every day. That's what sour scholars do. Can such a person make a fortune? "

Besides, Jiang Ziya is still a fisherman, just like Sean and Chen Ping. They have never made any lists.

How can we who do great things dance and write every day like you Confucian scholars?

In a word, Geng Yan is depressed.

But Cheng Deshu still refuses to accept, he said:

"Zhuge Liang, just blow it. I don't think you have any real talent. I am afraid that you will be laughed at by literati when you list books. "

Zhuge Liang said rudely:

"There are two kinds of literati, one is writing to save the country, and the other is knowing nonsense. Those articles have written a lot, but what is the use of people who never get to the point? "

Cheng Deshu couldn't answer a word, and other counselors didn't know what to say.

Therefore, there is no need to drill out the trap set by the other side. A better way is not to drill in.

Zhuge Liang's war of words and Confucianism laid the ideological foundation for resisting Cao.

The counsellors in Dongwu know very well that they are the main force against Cao Cao, and Liu Bei only needs to wait and see most of the time.

However, they have no choice but to do so.

This is the genius of Zhuge Liang: you may not like me, but you just can't help me.