Personality humor jokes qq tags

1, all mineral water, your mother B is pure natural.

2. You have a 30-degree smile at the corner of your mouth, which Baidu can't search.

I fell in love with a wild dog, but my family has no bones.

4. Bed rest is the minimum respect for holidays.

Don't overestimate yourself, you are just average.

It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile. ...

7. It took me 18 years to know that Guanyin Bodhisattva was a man.

8. My classmates helped me with my lessons for three months. Finally, the grades dropped.

9. A woman can't fight back when she hits a man. She had to hide, but she couldn't hold back a strong kiss. This is a good man.

Taking pictures of children with short hands is a serious problem.

1 1, brother, if one day your brother dies, you must remember to burn a beautiful woman for your brother.

12, Baidu checked how to win the first prize at 1500m, and the best answer was that his girlfriend was molested at the end.

13, report to the teacher that something bad happened, and the math homework and Chinese homework turned into butterflies and flew away.

14, I hope to see that the longer girls are, the more beautiful they are, and the longer teenagers are, the more handsome they are.

15, hello everyone, I am a girl from afar. My name is Wandering, Wandering Stream, Wandering Wave.

16. If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me. I am not going to enable you

17, it was the school that let me know the temptation to go home.

18, I not only have a car, but also work by myself.

19, "What's it like to secretly love someone?" "I feel that she has wifi .............................."

20. I always feel that the bed is too neat, which means that I will spend my old age safely. Well, it's still messy youth.

2 1. Were you thrown three times and only caught twice when you were born?

22. I'm going on a blind date today. Dear friend, wish me luck!

23. The beauty in Meitu Xiu Xiu is just like the picture on the pocket of instant noodles, for reference only.

24, accidentally heard Sodagreen chase, just know what is thunder in the world!

25. My monitor is destined to be single. 165438+1October 1 1 is his birthday. Happy birthday to him!

26. I am not a social person, but there are people in my society.

27. Edison once went out to play with a couple and came back to invent the light bulb.

28, the world's buddies four irons: one iron together with classmates, two irons with guns, three irons with prostitutes, and four irons with points.

29. In the future, your son will see your mother and wake up your father.

30. In the afternoon, I asked for a Buddha bead. The young monk told me that the abbot had gone to purchase goods.

3 1, there is nothing to show off in an ostentatious manner, anyway, being idle is idle!

32. Who wants to spend this year with me11.11? I will let her spend Mother's Day next year.

33. It's the season when some girls deliberately wear less clothes and then borrow clothes from boys.

34. In love life, what is more terrible than not finding a sense of security is not finding a condom.

35. I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is where my dream begins.

36. Teacher, you are neither beautiful nor cute. Why should I keep staring at you in class?

37. I'm afraid my mobile phone is dead and still outside. ...

38. The superior leaders talk nonsense in a meeting, just like chewing for a show, and they can't stop!

39. Your so-called joke is to play with me and blame me for not laughing.

40, the last thing I saw was that boys' legs were thinner than girls'!

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