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Where does pineapple grow?
In the past, if someone asked me, I would definitely answer like this. ? Oh, please don't laugh, because I have never seen a growing pineapple. I first ate pineapple in the spring about twenty-four years ago, when we were internship in Dalian. One day is Sunday, rest. I went shopping with my classmates, and I saw something on the fruit stand that looked like a bigger pine ball. I didn't know its name was pineapple until I asked. It's also called pineapple. It's delicious. Then you have to buy something to taste. Now that I think about it, I feel very strange. Why don't four or five of us ask people where pineapples grow, only how to eat them? ? From then until now, I have never thought about this question: however, I don't know when. I have an impression in my mind that pineapples should grow on trees like pinecones in our north. ? Last night, I went to the small market to buy pineapples. A mother led a five or six-year-old boy to buy pineapples. He asked, "Mom, where do pineapples grow?" "Oh, mom doesn't know! Ask this uncle! " The boy selling pineapple told him, "grow on the ground!" " ""hmm? "When I heard that, I opened my mouth in surprise." Really? Pineapples grow on the ground! ?” "Yes, it is a herb. Its leaves are a bit like gladiolus. The fruit grows in the center of each plant, and only one grows." "Ha ha ha, I always thought that pineapples grow on trees, just like coconuts!" "Ha, ha, ha, I thought it was growing in the ground, just like radish! Fortunately, there is no such misleading child! Mother smiled, too, and then everyone laughed. ? It turns out that "pineapples grow on trees" is all my subjective imagination. There is no evidence, it is purely "taken for granted". ? From this point of view, in daily life, if we just take things for granted, it will definitely make jokes and even make mistakes. ? But then again, didn't someone say such a thing? " Nothing is impossible, only unexpected! "Maybe one day, with the help of science and technology, this pineapple can really grow on trees!
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