Adults can coax their girlfriends into jokes.

My sister and I took the stairs with a smile. Accidentally stepped on the air and rolled directly from the second floor to the first floor. I'm scared to sweat! The point is that this is not gc, gc is the first thing a girl says when she gets up, that is, I need to make up my makeup! Your sister! Scared me to death! Laugh me to death! ! !

Last night, I learned that my cousin who was still in kindergarten was fired. . . . . . I'll go. What the hell did the child do? It's so promising.

Take the bus this morning, there are many people! ... stop ... suddenly I felt that my wallet was passive and found that it was a thief of a man in his thirties, so I shouted, what are you doing? You want to die! When gc came, I saw the man take two steps back and said in a panic, big brother, I'm a novice. If I don't steal money, I'll practice … practice … practice your sister.

Say a high school boy, old in appearance, wretched and pure in heart. . . Giggle. . . Once a child went to a roadside shop for a haircut, and the barber was a woman. She asked if special services were needed. The child thought it was a pinch on the shoulder or something, so he agreed. As a result, she was taken to a dark room, and the barber began to take off her clothes ... The child was shocked and said with tears, "Aunt, I have no money. . . . . . "No one didn't laugh when he told us. Ha ha.

Ten years ago, our 22-year-old high school head teacher separated our class flower from her boyfriend. A few days ago, at the class reunion, our class flower came with her son who just spoke. What we didn't expect was that our head teacher called the child a son ... Lao Ban, your methods were too cruel and despicable!

My sister was very naughty when she was a child. She climbs walls and trees with a group of little boys all day. When I was three or four years old, I fought with a boy who was three years older than her. I ran after people with iron bars and beat their heads to blood. My mother was so angry that she beat her up. Then take her to apologize. Before she came in, she saw the little boy sharpening his knife in the yard, screaming for revenge on my sister. My mother was frightened and quickly took my sister away. . . GC: Yes, twenty years later, that little boy became a famous gangster in our local area and was imprisoned for fighting. I always felt that my sister ruined his chance to be a good person.

Tell a true story, which happened in junior high school. At that time, the class teacher punished the whole class for standing at night in winter. This is the background. I have been standing for nearly an hour. My deskmate, female, has a cold and vomits. I threw up all over the table. This is not gc. Gc is what she vomited on her hand? Something asked me what to do. . . . I took one look and threw up. . . . . Later, the class teacher took us to the infirmary. .

There is an English class in junior high school. Giggle-Giggle-Giggle ... Chao Ge and his deskmate read books together. You know, the teacher saw their dirty faces flush and went straight off the platform. At this critical juncture, Chao Ge quickly pulled out the book, stood up, slammed it on the desk at the same table and said loudly, I told you not to read it, but you gave it to me. I'm bored to death! Gross! ? ... at that time, my deskmate was speechless and finally called my parents, who were slapped by my father in the office. ...

Sitting barefoot on the edge of the kang smoking, then throwing cigarette butts on the ground, and then going up is the sound of a foot, stepping out the cigarette butts, and then killing pigs!