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It is said that 99.99% of campus couples will do these things.

Don't try these eight things when girls are in love for a short time.

1, when you two first fall in love, both sides will be exhausted.

Try to show your best side to each other. can

But once you get along for a long time, you start to let yourself go.

Yes For example, you accidentally put one in front of your boyfriend.

Nonsense, he won't laugh at you, but he will use it louder.

Bright chain fart to pay you back. Then you face each other.

Laughing, no embarrassment, no disgust, and

Feelings have also gone further.

2. Some people say that your greatest trust in a person is

Let him help you pick your ears and squeeze out acne. Because it means

You showed me your shortcomings and weaknesses without reservation.

The other side. But in the end, you will be together naturally.

Find a place to start. Hey! You have it here.

A big pimple, I'll squeeze it for you, and you just

Perfect for him to put his face together and let him use the most comfortable side.

I'll help you with this little operation.

3. When you first get together, you just look up.

His Zhang Shuai face, everything else will be ignored by you.

But after a long time, you occasionally look up and you will see him.

The nose hair is growing, and you really want to cut it, so does he.

It doesn't matter. I even showed it to you.

This eye is full of love.

There's really nothing between lovers.

Compassion and love. If nothing happens, he will give it.

Your sincere and eager response will make you stink smoothly.

(a little disgusting). At this point, all the small shortcomings are there.

Yes, for example, you and he can discuss smelly topics.

Half a day. Especially for some constipation friends.

Say, if you pull it out smoothly, you must let the other half.

I know, because as far as stink is concerned, you need it.

Smelly and happy.

When you start dating, when you go out with some daily necessities.

Will prepare a double, and will not share one when drinking water.

Cups (except those with cleanliness). But after a long time, when

When you two went out to play again, you only brought one tooth.

Brush, you two will not dislike each other, but will share one.

Brush your teeth with a toothbrush, because you two are inseparable.

6. I just said that going to the toilet stinks and I want to go again.

Say a few words, after all, going to the toilet is a very embarrassing thing.

Something important and great. Some couples are already close.

I want someone to accompany me, even if I go to the bathroom for a few minutes.

One person stinks, and one person can brush his teeth and wash his face.

Then say a few life events. After all, I came out after going to the bathroom.

There are a lot of inspirations now, and it's too uncomfortable not to share them with others.

7. If you get fat one day, your eyes are still there in the morning.

There is residue, dark circles are as big as panda eyes, and you are still

Will have the courage to ask him: dear, am I beautiful? And his

The answer is always so sincere-beautiful, meet.

You are the greatest luck in my life. Sometimes not.

Similarly, for example, he will ask you, honey, come and smell it.

Do my feet stink? hahaha. Your answer will be a little tonal.

Naoto Kan kicked him and he fell down.

So you two hugged again.

Eat, you will worry that he will dislike you. But time

You eat more. Sometimes you don't even realize it.

8. When you first fall in love, you won't give him leftovers.

Come on, he'll just take the rest of your food.

After eating, he obviously didn't have enough to eat, and said he didn't want to wave.

It took a while. Ha ha ha ha ha. You will make fun of him,

After a long time, the leftovers you eat will be given to him directly, and

He doesn't mind at all, and he will say that you eat so little, let

But my heart is flattered.