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How to be a man?

Let me talk about my principles of being a man. I dare not say that they are all axioms, but they are still relatively common.

First, a healthy sexual posture.

I think this is the first priority. Never go to a weathered place, let alone make an appointment for this or that. In all these years, I've never seen a person take off his pants at night and be a decent person during the day. As an adult, everyone knows the cause and effect of things and is responsible for himself.

Second, the word "true" comes first.

"Truth, goodness and beauty" is really the premise. When you do something, you really do it seriously, and you communicate with people sincerely. If you are in pain, you will actually say goodbye to him. I made a mistake, and I sincerely apologize. If you have any resentment, take it out and spread it out.

Although this kind of truth is often intolerable in this society, the false things will collapse sooner or later, leaving the truth behind. So seeking truth is also seeking survival, which is profitable.

Third, keep your distance.

Just to be honest, it will inevitably be used. China people are very close to each other, so keeping a reasonable distance is the premise. Polite, harmonious but independent, as for making friends, it is impossible to meet.

Fourth, stay away from competition.

Just be yourself and don't compete with others. China people do things by hook or by crook, and if there is competition, nine times out of ten they will be punished. Therefore, in an orderly environment, it is very important to observe order.

Fifth, don't dig other people's privacy, and don't expose your own privacy.

This is not just a question of deep privacy, even if you are a little good or bad. When interacting with people, try to tell some jokes about informative news to ensure that no one can hurt you.

No treat, no treat

There is no good feast without wine, at least you can't live without wine. Especially for strangers, it is certainly unkind to treat them when they meet, even if they are in trouble with him, they should refuse.