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The most complete technique of making a wedding.

Making trouble with the bridal chamber, also known as making trouble with the bridal chamber, the bride, the daughter-in-law and the new couple, is a form of marriage custom in China. Relatives and friends can squeeze into the bridal chamber to talk and laugh, and there are many tricks. Below I will take stock of the most complete tricks about the bridal chamber for everyone, and welcome everyone to read it.

The first trick: a few treasures.

On the wedding day, the bride wore a thin dress and made a hole. Guests can try their best to make the newlyweds play a boxing match with each other. If they lose a punch, they will lose their clothes or jewels until they can't do it anymore.

The second measure: high-heeled wine glasses.

Encourage the bride to let the groom use high heels and drink three cups in a row to show her deep love.

The third measure: the Round Table Warrior.

Let the bride and groom sit on a table with stools and drink concentric wine.

The fourth measure: the apple of love.

In order to show continuous love, the bride is required to peel the apple and feed it to the groom, but peeling the apple is not allowed. If it is broken, the bride will be punished for kissing the groom for ten minutes.

The fifth measure: I want you to look good.

Let the groom guess what color the underwear of the bride's wedding night is. If it is right, the bride will present a treasure. As long as she shows a little, it means that she is right. Guess wrong. I want the groom to run around the bridal chamber three times in his underwear.

The sixth measure: passion ice.

First, the groom is asked to pick up the bride. Then, two or three friends poured the prepared crushed ice into the groom's arms. Then everyone hugs the couple together and lets the new groom jump up and down in the cool to avoid excessive enthusiasm when consummating the house.

The seventh measure: ambush on all sides.

Try to sneak into the bridal chamber in advance, hide in a corner or wardrobe that is not easy to check, then turn the alarm whistle recorded in advance to the maximum sound and let it out at the right time, so as to surprise the couple, leave in a hurry and make trouble in the bridal chamber for a while, and then wish the couple "an early birth".

The eighth measure: love balloon.

Put some balloons under the sheets and invite the bride and groom to lie down together to show their loyalty and go to the victim.

The ninth trick: Ke Qiao cheongsam.

The female VIP put the chocolate in the bride's cheongsam "of course the bride is sitting", and then asked the groom to pick up all the chocolate, and no one was allowed. Otherwise, please ask the groom to retrieve them one by one with his mouth.

The tenth trick: crispy chocolate.

Female friends squeeze heart-shaped sweet juice from the bride's chest with chocolate juice, and then let the groom lick it in public to show mutual affinity.

Eleventh measure: lock the new house.

Lock the cave door in advance, hide the key somewhere or on a good friend, and then let the groom find it. Every time he can't find it, the bride wants her guests to kiss him once until he finds it.

Twelfth trick: the crystallization of wrong love.

Deliberately putting the borrowed baby on the bed caused a short misunderstanding.

Thirteenth trick: the old love repeats itself.

Couples are asked to perform the most authentic original scene when proposing marriage in public.

Fourteenth trick: warn the runaway wife.

Hide the bride somewhere, then the groom will look for it, and until he finds it, he will not be allowed to be sent to the bridal chamber.

Fifteenth measure: the old love is not over.

The couple should tell each other the number, appearance and history of their past boyfriends and girlfriends, otherwise they are not allowed to sleep together.

Sixteenth trick: birthday.

Let the groom guess the correct date of birth of the bride in the lunar calendar. If the answer is wrong, be a horse and let the bride ride it.

Seventeenth trick: fall in love with a cup.

Take two identical cups, fill them with wine, cover the mouth of one cup with plastic wrap, and then slowly pull out the film from the mouth of the two cups, asking couples not to drink the two glasses of wine together and spill them. Tip: As long as one of the couples pushes the cup away a little, the other one just drinks hard.

The eighteenth trick: Wuzi is admitted to the subject.

Test the tacit understanding of couples' cooperation, find a red rope, each couple has one end in their mouth, a lit cigarette in the middle, five vertical matches (which can be inserted into the fruit) on the table, and then the couples can't help it, so they cooperate to light all five matches. Tip: Be sure to tighten the rope and aim with your eyes.

The nineteenth trick: explore the treasure with sweet lips.

The groom lay flat on four chairs, and the brothers looked around. Put 8- 10 small objects on the groom, which can be small candy, beef jerky and the like. The bride turned around blindfolded, then collected all the small objects on the groom with "sweet lips" without hands, and then took off the blindfold and fed them to the groom one by one.

The twentieth trick: explore the bag and take things.

Two raw eggs were put in by two grooms, and the trouser legs moved upward, so that the two eggs met at an "important position" and moved away from the other trouser leg.

Twenty-first move: see the needle.

Tie a sponge on the bride's hip and cut a slit in the middle. Tie a banana vertically around the groom's waist. At the beginning of the game, the groom must insert the banana into the gap of the sponge. Does the bride have to ask "miss" every time she inserts it? The groom answers "yes" or "no" according to the actual situation!

Twenty-two strokes: sweet communication. Prepare six buttercups with the same color, mix them together *** 12, and distribute them to the bride and groom, and then ask them not to give the bride and groom buttercups with the same color in their mouths.

The twenty-third trick: speechless.

Buy a copy of "Seeing Jokes" published by Horn Press, and test new people with innovative riddles. If you can't answer, each male guest will kiss the bride for one minute.

Step 24: Contrast gestures.

Play a game entitled "gesticulating" to test the tacit understanding between the two sides. The more embarrassing the topic, the better. Like are you still virgins? Her measurements? Do you love me? I wear red today and go to bed at 20 o'clock. You are so beautiful today (without a condom) and so on.

The twenty-fifth trick: the mole of love.

It is said that the bride has a mole three centimeters above her navel. I wonder if it's true. May I ask the groom to solve the riddle for the bride?

Twenty-sixth trick: reproduce yesterday.

Let the couple repeat the dating scene in front of everyone, including making out, cuddling and holding hands until the guests are satisfied.

Twenty-seventh trick: love song duet.

Prepare some happy love songs, which will be sung by the guests first, and then relayed by the bride or groom. If the song is wrong or can't be sung, the bride will punish the male guests for kissing and the groom for three glasses of wine!

Twenty-eighth trick: pepper flies.

Pepper was mixed in the fireworks in advance, and when the bride and groom entered the bridal chamber, the gunfire was fierce and the consequences were cleaned up.

Twenty-ninth trick: new cutting.

Let the groom put his hands around the bride's body and cut it three times. Only if there is no difference can he pass the test. If anyone makes a mistake, the groom will be punished. He should hold the bride in front of him and walk three times in the bridal chamber.

The thirtieth trick: spring mud protects flowers.

In order to show the groom's love for the bride, the groom is required to wrap them in big scarves in public and put on simple household clothes for the bride. If the bride dresses abnormally, the groom will be fined three cups.

Thirty-first trick: seven steps into a poem.

With the topic of head to toe and various organs of the body, the two take turns to write poems or words, such as chest: have a well-thought-out plan; The examiner is a guest. If the guest is not satisfied with the answer, you can ask the other person to kiss the part!

Thirty-two strokes: three inches of golden lotus.

Let the groom guess how many centimeters the bride's feet are. If the guess is wrong, let the groom walk three times in the bridal chamber in high heels.

Thirty-third trick: there is love in spring.

In order to show that the groom is strong and can manage the family in the future, he is required to carry the bride into the bridal chamber and walk five times on the spring bed. Brides are not allowed to fall. If the groom is physically weak, another man can do it for him.

Thirty-fourth measure: the fudge of love.

To make the groom take candy (soft candy) to the bride with his mouth, he has to eat 30 pieces. Of course, the groom can help the bride eat. If the groom doesn't eat, other men can take his place!