Weibo, who shares a lot, tells jokes.

instead of looking for similarities, learn to respect differences. I have compiled a lot of jokes about Weibo for you, I hope you will like them.

Weibo, who shares a lot, tells jokes

First, most people, most of the time, can only rely on themselves. I don't have any background, I haven't met any noble people, and I haven't attended any good schools. These don't matter. The key is which way you are determined to go, what kind of person you want to be, and how you are prepared to deal with your laziness. Go forward, believe in your dreams and stick to them. Only in this way can you have a chance to prove yourself and find the dignity you want.

second, it's good to know some things by yourself, but I'm afraid I don't even know them.

third, life is for business, not for care; Feelings are used to maintain, not to test; Love is for loving, not for hurting; Money is for enjoyment, not for worship; Lies are used to break, not to whitewash; Trust is for precipitation, not for challenge. Maybe you can list more

Fourth, the best things in the world can't be seen or touched, they can only be felt with your heart.

5. Many times, I obviously don't think like that in my heart, but I can't control myself and say the opposite. Are we too obsessed with the so-called self-esteem, or are we all used to duplicity?

6. Many times we need to communicate well with people, so learn to face problems instead of avoiding contradictions when communicating; Solve problems, not prove each other's mistakes; Put yourself in the other's shoes instead of sticking to your own opinions. In essence, communication is not talking, but changing actions. Real communicators pay attention to the effect of communication. In communication, what matters is not what you said, but what the other person understood, so the other person's feedback is very important.

7. instead of looking for similarities, learn to respect differences.

eight, a sense of security, is the stability of the dust settled, and it is a firm belief.

9. Ignorant is not free, because he is opposed to a strange world. -Hegel

X. Life needs not only length, but also width. If people live in pain, the longer life, the more pain; If people live happily, even if life is short, it is also a kind of brilliance.

Xi. The degree of a person's thorough understanding is just equal to the depth of his suffering. -Lin Yutang

12. Love can be very simple, that is, I really want to be with you, and you think the same as me. Love can be complicated, even then, but we just can't be together.

thirteen, people always feel happy when they are close to happiness, but they suffer from loss when they are happy.

XIV. Sometimes you can look at it indifferently, but sometimes you are too persistent.

15. In life, there are many things that we are grateful for every day, and there are also many people who deserve our gratitude, because they have taught us something invisibly. And every day of life is a precious gift for us.

XVI. You have to find a new way because some doors are closed; Because some people leave you, you have to meet new people; Because you are constantly denied and rejected, you begin the road of self-affirmation and acceptance. One day you will find that it is because some doors are closed that you find the way that really suits you; It is because someone left that you met someone who can really give you happiness; It is because of being denied that I found my true self!

Seventeen, the coup of steaming steamed bread: 1. When making steamed bread, if a small piece of lard is kneaded into the dough, the steamed steamed bread is not only white, soft, but also delicious; 2. Adding a little orange peel when steaming steamed bread can increase the fragrance of steamed bread; 3. Steam steamed bread with too much alkali, such as adding 2 ~ 3 tablespoons of vinegar to the original steamer water and steaming for 1 ~ 15 minutes.

18. It's never our looks that get old first, but our desperate enterprising spirit.

XIX. Feelings don't need promises, agreements and conditions. It only needs two people: one who can trust and one who is willing to understand.

2. Bring part of loneliness into the social crowd and learn to maintain a certain degree of loneliness in the crowd. In this way, he will learn not to tell others what he thinks anytime and anywhere at once; In addition, don't take the conversation with others too seriously. He can't expect too much from people. Whether morally or ideologically. -Schopenhauer's "Vulgar or Lonely"

As long as you are willing to walk, you have trodden the road

1. Always be alert to yourself and keep that unchanging heart. You can be confused, but don't degenerate. Remember the time in the third year of high school, and remember the feeling of the third year of high school. When you get up every morning, the thought of the university you want to go to most is like fighting chicken blood. You are not afraid of the college entrance examination. What are you afraid of? You have been admitted to the university. Do you have the heart to waste four years of college time? In fact, I think three years, four years, is fleeting. When you want to give up, think about why you have persisted until now. When you are gradually falling, think about how much you have paid in senior three. Second, who said that teenagers don't know the taste of sorrow? I think teenagers know the taste of sorrow best, but it is always faint and pure, just like mineral water, which has no taste but contains many minerals. Just like those feelings of youth. Teenagers are like flowers, and young people are poetic and picturesque. Eighteen-year-old people have learned that the world is cold and warm, sunny and silent, and no one wants to uncover that veil, so let it be covered, beautiful and full.

Third, once a person is in love, it will become extremely fragile: there is no such thing as being in love and thinking about whether to love at the same time, and that's it. Love that hurts the least is not the best love. When we love, we must bear the risk of injury and loss.

after four or several years, who else has remembered it? This is unforgettable. Only, let everything be forgotten. I'm afraid, in the waiting, how many heartbreaks are lost, and in the end, whether there is only acacia and bitterness. It was not my fault that you gave up; Or you give up and go to another wonderful story. But how much prosperity, the final enemy but fate.

five, the vast sea of people, we are all wandering alone in the world of mortals, suddenly one day, a casual look back, I got a glimpse of you, you saw me, just for a moment, I knew: my true god has arrived! As a result, we will have one or two trips, and then we will open up like a lotus.

6. Looking back suddenly, I found that I was getting farther and farther away from my previous life. Without your company, how can I get used to it? No matter how beautiful the scenery is, how can I be happy without the right people around me? If there is the right person next to you, there are scenery everywhere. That's true. If time passes, I must keep your company, and I don't want to bear the distance of Qian Shan. I want to see it, but I can't see it. < P > 7. It may be easy to be a beautiful person, but it is difficult to have a beautiful life. What kind of life is wonderful? Have a dream and be on the way to realization; Have a lover and can be together for a long time, not afraid of people's words, can enjoy happiness and suffer. Beauty is not glitz, but calmness before frustration and defeat, and silence under the glory. The storm of life will teach you: peace of mind is the real beauty.

eight, people should be able to afford it and put it down. Most people live the same life. When life comes to the end, they should return to simplicity and simplicity, and make life taste like a cup of boiled water and a bowl of porridge simple. In order to taste the true taste of life, you will come unexpectedly.

9. Looking back suddenly, seventeen years have passed, and we are no longer nostalgic for what we lost, and we are full of hope in the future. The impassioned oath echoed in my ears for a long time, and the passion when taking the oath filled our chest for a long time. Eighteen-year-old, youthful rings; Citizen, a sacred and solemn name. This sacred and solemn name, in this vision for the future, the expectations of parents and teachers, and the responsibility of rejuvenating the motherland, we set sail.

1. Some things will happen whether we like it or not, and some people have to face it whether we like it or not. All the things and people we meet in life are not based on our will. Like it or not, whatever comes will come, and there is no choice but to escape. What we can do is to accept, do our own thing silently, and infect life with kindness. And cherish it!

Xi. Whose lifelong infatuation is it? On the moonlit night of Bridge 24, whose blue shadow and clear flute make dust? Who has propped up the broken bridge umbrella by the West Lake where Acacia has been missing for thousands of years? Whose lonely blue is wet in the green sound of the rain falling on the bamboo forest? Whose tender poems are fragrant with the lotus fragrance in Shili Lotus Pond?

12. Missing is tenderness like water, and like a mist floating in the morning. Missing is the confusion when I wake up from my dream, like a flowing cloud under the blue sky. Missing, like mellow wine, the older it is, the stronger its aftertaste will be.

XIII. I really want to have a companion when I'm lonely/I have someone to have breakfast with when I'm busy/You see, her love is so backward. The love she wants is simple, not romantic, just a touch of porridge and rice, but ah, it is so simple, but she can't expect it.

14. People can only live once, so don't live too tired: they should live comfortably and smartly. If the work pace is too fast, the mental pressure is too great, the life is too irregular and the time is not long, the mental and physical strength will collapse. If you want to live comfortably, happily and smartly, you must learn to be content and live with it. Happiness can only be doubled if you know how to share it. A beautiful life should be full of expectation, surprise and gratitude.

15. I made you tired, and you made me suffer. Now, I am in no way back. I don't want to get drunk, yes, I was wrong. Your stubbornness breaks my heart! I want to wither slowly for you.

16. Forgiveness does not mean forgetting or forgiving, but letting yourself live. Loneliness is not whether you have friends, but whether you live in your heart.

XVII. cultivate a normal mind and laugh at the world. Life is a journey, and no one is proud of everything, with scenery everywhere, indifferent and optimistic. Learn to cherish every day in order to have a regretless tomorrow. In the process of life, keep a normal state of mind, be indifferent and simple, and you will be happy.

18. If you love me, I would like to break the feather of an angel just for this meeting with you in the world. If you love me, I would like to be an ancient Buddha in the afterlife, but I hope that I will never part in this life. < P > Nineteen, more people can't know that they have happiness. I often don't grasp it well when I am happy, so that happiness leaves me prematurely. Some people even build their own happiness on the suffering of others, and that happiness can't last long. Happiness will also make people ignore the future crisis and how many people will die in happiness. Happiness makes people happy and helpless, and makes people happy and worried. A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise, and it may be the best attitude and way to deal with happiness, so that we may have more happy hearts and longer happy time.

twenty, eternal beauty is in our memory; Eternal happiness is in our hands; Eternal vows are in our hearts. The eternal hand in hand is today!

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1. Life is too short to regret. Life is an attitude, and peace of mind is natural and wide. Different you and me, different mentality, different life. Don't stay in the unhappy past and miss the bright future that should belong to you.

second, life is about quality, not material things. There is no injustice in the world, only an unjust heart. Don't complain, don't hate, be indifferent to everything, the past is like smoke. Cherish the existing life, just by your side. Destiny meets * * * a smile, and then no matter the ancients; Meeting with a smile is the first medicine to nourish the heart, and worrying about the brow is the first steel knife to commit suicide. When greed crosses the sea and there is no foot, who will laugh at the passing clouds?

Third, sometimes, our hearts are filled with a lot of unhappiness. Sometimes, we pretend to be strong in order not to let people see our vulnerability. Play happy, in order not to let people see the wound; Play easy, in order not to make people feel sad; Playing happiness is to prevent people from seeing scars; Pretending to be mature is to prevent people from seeing ignorance; Playing happy is to prevent people from seeing loneliness.

fourth, life is a process of forgetting. Life is a tree blooming, quiet or warm, lonely or bright. The days are getting thicker and thicker in the annual rings of the years, and those innocent, jumping or contemplative souls are just numerous < P > 5. Isn't the characteristic of youth to be optimistic and optimistic, to think aimlessly all day, to be fearless and full of hope for the future? Even if there are some worries and anxieties, they should be balanced and diluted by young courage. The future is ours, just do it!

6. You don't have to haggle too much. You have suffered, been happy, cried and laughed. This is the true charm of life. Various experiences in life are like different landscapes, which will bring various feelings to life. No matter which one is missing, it is a pity. Laugh when you cry, and the smile is sweeter; It's good to be painful. People live by experience, and happiness is always on the road.

7. Desire is a gesture, and giving up is a loss. If youth is warm, then its greatest significance lies in being wrong: youth is beautiful and worth remembering all your life; If youth is cruel, it is not too late.

eight, life is to learn from mistakes. What you need is what you need. There is no right or wrong in life, no good or bad, just a choice. We always understand after the event, it is difficult to understand life, and it is even more difficult to know life. Many people are always tired. In fact, there are so many disappointments in this world, but your mind is too heavy and you think too much.

9. Happiness in the past laughs at the pain in my heart. It turns out that the most painful pain in the world is leaving. Once was once, the past is already the past, be yourself. We can't love only one person in our life, but there is often someone who makes you laugh the sweetest and miss someone the most. Memories often turn on the sweet and sour when the lights are still at night, and it has become the most beautiful landscape, and the old beauty cannot be destroyed in metabolism.

1. Only when you understand the importance of life can you underestimate the lightness of time. Life promises you nothing, especially success. It will only give you the process of struggle, pain and suffering. So give yourself a dream and then move in that direction. Without dreams, life is meaningless.

Xi. Everyone is in a sea of people and learns to think about life. Life is not long, we should do three things well: don't deceive ourselves, don't deceive others, and don't be deceived. Those who can't get it, pass by it, don't pretend as if nothing has happened, cry loudly, learn from the mistakes after the injury, and then move on.