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Don't yell at your children.
Eat more vegetables to grow up.
Get out of here and stop dawdling.
10 o'clock, get up.
Sit up straight, beware of camels!
If you don't brush your teeth, you will have worm teeth!
Mom is tired and can't hug you.
Come and help mom clean up.
Ride slowly, it's dangerous!
It's 10. Go to sleep quickly.
Stay away from the TV.
Parents with high emotional intelligence
Vegetables in the kingdom of small belly are in short supply and need to be replenished urgently.
Emergency call flash, meet at the door immediately.
The dressing competition begins now, and now dad is in the lead, and the baby is trying to catch up.
Why does this little tree grow crooked? Let me cut it.
Today is the 68th day that the baby keeps brushing his teeth, which is so cool!
Mom's robot is running out of power. Please turn on the power saving mode.
Emergency call, invincible little helper. Mom needs backup.
Speed limit ahead 10 km. You're already speeding. Please slow down!
Now let's play this stupid game. Whoever speaks first loses.
Call the police, someone is close to the TV, the distance is less than 2 meters, and it will automatically turn off.
Ordinary parents
impossible
quickly
stop crying
Stop crying
Don't run.
What are you afraid of?
Need to be beaten?
Don't you have ears
The child knows nothing.
Don't make any noise, be quiet.
What's so hard about that?
Come and eat.
Come and drink water.
Parents with high emotional intelligence
what do you think?
how much longer
Let's talk after crying.
Speak out the grievances.
We walked slowly hand in hand.
Baby, I'm here. Baby, be good. I believe you are listening. You are very considerate.
Shh, be quiet, don't wake the big dinosaur downstairs.
No one knows for the first time. Please get to work.
The stroller is going to stall. Come on!
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