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Find a book to fix the truth. There are seven beasts in the book. At first, the protagonist has a lion among the seven beasts.
There is a folk saying in China that "one dragon gave birth to nine sons, and the nine sons are different". It is said that a dragon mother gave birth to nine sons. These nine sons have different looks, tempers and hobbies. In the Ming Dynasty, some scholars' notes, such as Lu Rong's Miscellaneous Notes on the Garden, Li Dongyang's Collection of Huailu Hall, Yang Shen's Collection of Ascending the Temple, Li Xu's Random Notes on the Old Man in the Temple, and Xu Yingqiu's Talking about Yunyun in Yuzhitang, all recorded the situation of the dragons, but they were not unified. To sum up, the analysis is as follows.
* Wei: also known as turtle. Shaped like a turtle, so heavy. Carrying stone tablets for years. People can see this hardworking Hercules everywhere in the ancestral hall of the temple. It is said that touching it can bring people happiness
armadillo: also called charter. Looks like a tiger, powerful, and good at prison litigation, people carved it on the prison door. Tigers are powerful beasts, so the use of armadillos is to enhance the majesty of prisons and make criminals daunting.
armadillo: also called the charter. Looks like a tiger, powerful, and good at prison litigation, people carved it on the prison door. Tigers are powerful beasts, so the use of armadillos is to enhance the majesty of prisons and make criminals daunting.
kiss: also called kiss, tail, good hope, etc. Shaped like a four-legged snake with its tail cut off, this dragon looks around at dangerous places and likes to swallow fire. According to legend, when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty built Bailiang Hall, it was reported that there was a kind of fish in the sea, whose tail was like a ostrich, that is, an eagle, which could spray waves and rain, and could be used to avoid fires, so it was molded on the corner, ridge and roof of the hall.
Pepper map: it looks like a snail and is quiet, so people often carve its image on the head of the gate. Snails always close their shells when they are invaded by foreign objects. People use it on doors, probably because it can be closed for safety.
prison cow: yellow dragon with scaly horns. Good music. This musical dragon son not only stands on the Hu Qin of the Han nationality, but also has the image of raising his head and opening his mouth on the Yueqin of the Yi nationality, the Sangqin of the Bai nationality and some Tibetan musical instruments.
Bulao: It is shaped like a dragon, but Buron is small and easy to sing. It is said that Bulao lives by the sea, and what he fears most at ordinary times is whales. Whenever there is a whale attack, Bulao will shout. Therefore, people put their image on the clock, and carved the long wood that hit the clock into a whale shape, so as to make it loud and bright.
gluttony: wolf-like, good diet. Zhong Ding Yi wares are often carved with the head shape as decoration. Because gluttony is a particularly gluttonous beast in legend, people call people who are greedy for food or even property gluttonous. Gluttony also appeared on Shang and Zhou bronzes as a patterned animal face decoration, called gluttony pattern.
sister-in-law: also known as golden sister-in-law and spiritual sister-in-law. Sister-in-law is an alias for a lion, so it is shaped like a lion, good at fireworks and easy to sit. Its style can be seen in the Buddhist temples and incense burners. Lions, which even dare to eat tigers and leopards, are magnificent animals. They were introduced to China with Buddhism. As the Buddha Sakyamuni is known as the "fearless lion", it is logical for people to arrange him as the seat of the Buddha, or carve him on an incense burner to enjoy the incense leisurely.
yazi: it looks like a jackal, so it's good for killing. It is often carved on the scabbard of the handle. The original intention of yazi is to glare, and the so-called "the virtue of a meal will be compensated, and the resentment of yazi will be reported." It's natural that the dragon son, who looks like a jackal, appears on the scabbard of the hilt.
The top 1 famous swords in ancient China:
The First xuanyuan sword
The bronze of the first mountain was cast by the Yellow Emperor and later passed on to Xia Yu. The sword carved the sun, the moon and the stars, and the mountains, rivers and plants. On the one hand, the hilt writes about farming and animal husbandry, and on the other hand, it writes about the strategy of unifying the four seas. Xuanyuan sword! What can we say about such a sword?
Huang Di and Xia Yu! What can we say to such two people? Courage, wisdom, kindness ... all come down to two words: the Holy Way.
xuanyuan sword is a sword of the Holy Way.
the second zhanlu
zhanlu is a sword and an eye. Zhan Lu: Zhan Zhan Ran is black. This black sword with no trace makes people feel not its sharpness, but its generosity and kindness. It is like a deep-eyed, penetrating black eye of God, watching every move of kings and princes.
you have a way, your sword is on your side, and your country is prosperous.
if you have no way, your sword will fly away and your country will be ruined.
the beauty of hardware is the essence of the sun, and it is powerful to serve.
When Ou Yezi made this sword, he couldn't help but shed tears, because he finally realized his lifelong dream: to make an invincible weapon without the slightest murderous look. The so-called benevolent is invincible. Zhanlu sword is a sword of benevolence.
The Third Sky
In the Qin Dynasty, there was such a young man who had no promise and was full of problems. He is lazy and never does farm work at home. He is a good drinker, and he is often drunk to a pulp. He is a lecherous, and he can't keep his legs open when he sees beautiful girls. He is rude and careless to officials and people. The most exasperating thing is that he is good at lying and boasting. He often shows people the seventy-two moles on his left leg. He doesn't say it's a skin disease, but a picture of the sky. He often looks at Xianyang from afar, shaking his head and sighing: Oh, what a gentleman! His lies are getting more and more outrageous. I don't know where he got a rusty iron bar and told the villagers that it was a sword from a fairy in Nanshan, and its name was Chixiao. He regards it as a treasure, and "sword" stays with him all day. He also said that he was not a human being but a red dragon in the sky. His cow is getting bigger and bigger. He said that he had known the first emperor for a long time, and that the first emperor was a white dragon. He also said that the first emperor was not as good as him, because he was a red dragon with higher mana, and he would be the emperor instead. He also said that he knew that the vitality of the first emperor had turned into a white snake, and he was cruising near Fengxize recently. He said he was going to cut off the white snake, and he gestured with the iron bar he had picked up. People regard his words as jokes and big talk, and no one believes them. However, in one night, everything changed. That night, dozens of young people from the village who went to work as apprentices in the county went to Fengxize. This young man was among them, but he did not go to work but joined in the fun. As he walked, he took out a hip flask and drank. Strangely enough, recently, people who went to work as apprentices in the county often disappeared near Fengxize for no reason. So, to be on the safe side, we sent a quick young man to go and inquire about it first. After a while, the spy fled back with a pale face. He said that he smelled fishy smell in front of him after walking for a while, so he climbed a big tree and saw a huge evil one. The crowd was too frightened to move forward. At this time, the young man separated from the others and walked forward. He said that the white snake was waiting for him and he was going to cut it. As he spoke, he pulled out his iron bar and stumbled. It seems that he has been drunk all the way. People held their breath and looked at his crooked back, saying in their hearts, "This silly boy … The young man didn't come back after a night. People know that he must have become a delicious meal for snakes.". The clouds cleared and everyone moved on. After walking for a while, suddenly, they saw a huge white snake, cut in two and thrown on the side of the road. A few miles further, I found the young man lying on the side of the road fast asleep. There was a cloud over his body, and a red dragon was flying around lazily in the cloud. The iron bar in the hand is gone, and it is replaced by a sword decorated with colorful beads and nine-flower jade, which is cold and sharp, and the sword body is clearly engraved with two seal characters: Chixiao. At this moment, people believed that what the young man had said was true. This young man is Liu Bang. This sword is the Chixiao sword of the snake-cutting uprising.
Chixiao Sword is a sword of Emperor Dao.
the fourth Thai
The capital of Chu has been besieged by the military forces of Jin for three years. Jin sent troops to attack Chu in order to get the treasure of Chu: Tai 'ajian. It is said that the Tai 'a Sword was forged by Ou Yezi and two great swordsmen. However, the two masters don't think so. They say that the Tai 'a sword is a powerful sword of princes, but it is invisible and untraceable. But the firm but gentle sword has long existed between heaven and earth, just waiting for the opportunity to unite, and the time, place, people and three ways will be one, and this sword will become. The state of Jin was the most powerful at that time. Of course, the king of Jin thought that he was the most qualified to get this sword, but it turned out to be contrary to his wishes. When the sword was produced, the body of the sword was naturally engraved with the word "Tai 'a", which shows that Ou Ye and the generals were right. Of course, the King of Jin couldn't swallow this tone, so he asked the King of Chu for a sword, and the King of Chu refused, so the King of Jin sent troops to attack Chu and took the opportunity to destroy Chu in the name of a sword. Because of the disparity in strength, most of the cities in Chu quickly fell and the capital was surrounded by groups, and they were trapped for three years. The city has run out of grain and grass, and the soldiers are in danger. On this day, an envoy from the State of Jin issued an ultimatum: If you don't hand in your sword, the city will be captured tomorrow, and everything will burn! The king of Chu was unyielding, and told the left and right sides to kiss Chengtou to kill the enemy tomorrow. If the city was broken, they would commit suicide with this sword, and then they would pick up this sword, ride a fast horse to the Great Lake, and sink it to the bottom of the lake, so that the Thai sword could stay in Chu forever. At dawn the next day, the king of Chu boarded Chengtou, only to see the military forces of the State of Jin outside the city covering the sun, and his capital was like a boat in Wang Yang, which was in danger of collapse at any time. The soldiers and horses of the state of Jin began to attack the city, shouting like a mountain calling a tsunami, and the city was about to break. The king of Chu held the sword in his hands and sighed: Thai sword, Thai sword, I will sacrifice my blood to you today! So he drew his sword and pointed it at the enemy. An incredible miracle appeared: I saw a mighty firm but gentle blaster coming out, and suddenly the sky was covered with flying sand and stones outside the city, as if there were wild animals roaring in it. After a while, the military and horses of the State of Jin were in chaos, and after a while, the flag was flying, and the whole army was wiped out ...
After this incident, the King of Chu called the wise man in the middle school, Feng Hu, and asked: Why is the Tai 'ajian so powerful? Wind beard said: Thai sword is a sword of prestige, and inner prestige is the true prestige. It is the outstanding performance of inner prestige that the king is unyielding in adversity, and it is the inner prestige of the king that inspires the firm but gentle prestige of Thai sword! See Yuejueshu.
The sword of Tai 'a is a sword of Wei Dao.
Dragon Garden, the fifth star
Legend has it that this sword was forged by Ou Yezi and two swordsmen. In order to cast this sword, Ou Yezi and his generals dug up the Tsz Mountain, and let out the stream in the mountain, leading it to the seven pools next to the sword-casting furnace, which are called "Seven Stars". After the sword is completed, looking down at the blade is like climbing a mountain and looking down at the abyss. It is ethereal and deep as if there is a dragon lying down. It's called "Longyuan". Although the casting skill of this sword is exquisite, it is also famous for an ordinary fisherman who can't know his real name: Yu Zhangren. It is said that Wu Zixu, who was victimized by treacherous court officials, was a fugitive, and was chased all the way by the military forces of the State of Chu. This day, he made desperate efforts and fled to the bank of the Yangtze River, only to see the mighty river and boundless waves. Before blocking the flood, there was a pursuer. When he was in great anxiety, Wu Zixu found that there was a boat coming rapidly from the upper reaches, and the fisherman on board called him aboard. After Wu Zixu boarded the boat, the boat quickly disappeared into the reeds and disappeared. The pursuer on the shore left angrily, and the fisherman carried Wu Zixu to the shore to get a good meal for Wu Zixu. Wu Zixu was grateful and asked the fisherman's name. The fisherman laughed and said that he was wandering in waves. Wu Zixu thanked him and said goodbye. After a few steps, he turned back with misgivings. He untied the ancestral sword of the third generation, Seven Stars Dragon Garden, from his waist. He wanted to give this valuable sword to his father-in-law, and asked him not to reveal his whereabouts. He took the sword of Seven Stars Dragon Garden and sighed, saying to Wu Zixu, I saved you only because you are a loyal country and don't want to repay you. Now, you still suspect me of being greedy for profits. Say that finish, horizontal sword commit suicide. Wu Zixu regrets inexplicably. The story can be found in Wu Yue Chun Qiu.
The Seven-Star Dragon Garden is a sword of honesty and purity.
The Seventh and Sixth Commandant, Mo Xie
Commandant and Mo Xie are two swords, but no one can separate them. Mo Xie and Ganjiang are two people. Similarly, no one can separate them. Ganjiang and Mo Xie are two swords cast by Ganjiang and Mo Xie. The cadre is the male sword, and Mo Xie is the female sword. A good husband and Mo Xie a wife. He is hardworking and Mo Xie is gentle. When the lieutenant made a sword for the prince of Wu, Mo Xie fanned the fan and wiped the sweat for the lieutenant. Three months later, the lieutenant sighed. Mo Xie also shed tears. Mo Xie knew why the lieutenant sighed, because the essence of gold and iron collected from the five mountains and six rivers in the furnace could not be melted, and the sword could not be cast without Tie Ying. The lieutenant also knows why Mo Xie shed tears, because if the sword cannot be cast, he will have to be killed by the prince. The lieutenant still sighed, but one night, Mo Xie suddenly smiled. Seeing Mo Xie laughing, the lieutenant suddenly became afraid. Knowing why Mo Xie was laughing, the lieutenant said to Mo Xie, Mo Xie, you must never do it. Mo Xie didn't say anything, she just laughed. When the lieutenant woke up, he found that Mo Xie was not around. He knows where Mo Xie is. Mo Xie stood on the towering sword-casting furnace wall, her skirt flying like a fairy. Mo Xie saw the figure of the lieutenant running from a distance in the early morning light. She smiled, and she heard the hoarse cry of the general: Mo Xie ... Mo Xie was still laughing, but at the same time, tears flowed down. The lieutenant also shed tears. In the misty tears, he saw Mo Xie floating down. He heard Mo Xie finally say to him: Lieutenant, I am not dead, we will still be together ...
The molten iron melted and the sword was successfully cast. A male and a female, named Ganjiang Mo Xie, only dedicated the Ganjiang to the prince of Wu. The news that the cadre was hiding "Mo Xie" was soon known to the king of Wu. The samurai surrounded the cadre and gave him up. He opened the sword box and asked desperately, Mo Xie, how can we be together? The sword suddenly jumped out of the box and turned into a beautiful white dragon, which flew away. At the same time, the lieutenant suddenly disappeared without a trace. When the lieutenant disappeared, the "lieutenant" sword around the prince of Wu also disappeared. In the desolate and poor county thousands of miles away, a young white dragon suddenly appeared in a big lake called Yanpingjin. This white dragon is beautiful and kind, calling the shots for the people, and the desolate poor county is gradually in good weather, and the county name is changed from poor city to rich city. However, the local people often find that this white dragon looks around the lake in Yanping Tianjin almost every day, as if waiting for something, and some people even see tears in its eyes.
six hundred years have passed. By chance, Lei Huan, the county magistrate of Fengcheng, dug a stone box from the ground when he was building the city wall. There was a sword with the word "Ganjiang" engraved on it. Lei Huan was overjoyed and took this famous sword with him. One day, Lei Huan passed by the lake in Yanping, Tianjin, and the sword in his waist suddenly jumped out of the sheath and jumped into the water. While Lei Huan was amazed, the water surged and the black and white Ssangyong leaped out. Ssangyong nodded to Lei Huan frequently to thank him. Then, the two dragons entangled each other affectionately and both dived into the bottom of the water and disappeared. The people who have lived in Fengcheng County for generations found that the White Dragon, which is said to have existed for more than 6 years, suddenly disappeared from the lake in Yanpingjin every day with tears. On the second day, an ordinary couple moved to the county seat. The husband is an excellent blacksmith with excellent skills, but he only earns by forging with his heart.
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