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Children's day joke

June 1 day is coming. Does anyone need my address? Give me snacks or something. If not, I'll ask later. If not, I will report you for bullying children.

It will be 6 1. Does anyone need my address? Give me snacks or something. If not, I'll ask later. If not, I will report you for bullying children.

Children's Day will give you a pigtail, a big lipstick, a dance and a lollipop.

On Children's Day, I'll give you a pigtail, a big lipstick, dance for me, and I'll buy you a lollipop.

I wrote down all the people who passed 520 the other day. If I lick my face for June 1st again, I will tell your mother that you are in puppy love.

I wrote down all the people who passed 520 the other day. If you lick your face for June 1 again, I will tell your mother that you are puppy love.

Although your body can't celebrate Children's Day, your IQ can! Although your weight can't pass Children's Day, your height can!

Although the body can't pass Children's Day, the IQ is OK! Although your weight can't pass Children's Day, your height is OK!

Just don't ask me out. Today is June 1st. If you don't ask me out, will you wait until my father comes to save me?

520 is June 1 if you don't ask me out. Don't ask me out, do you want to ask me out on Father's Day?

Why didn't anyone tell me happy Children's Day, just because I'm not a child?

Why didn't anyone tell me happy Children's Day, just because I'm not a child?

Children's Day is coming. If I wrap myself as a gift for you, do you dare to accept it?

June 1 Children's Day is coming. If I wrap myself as a gift for you, dare you?

I think my IQ and height can still pass June 1st, so please fill my drawer with snacks on June 1st.

I think my IQ and height can pass 6 1, so please fill my drawer with snacks during 6 1.