How many hilarious jokes about insurance can you get?

It is said that after watching TV at 7 o'clock every night, everyone will have at least 1 hour of excitement and full of positive energy. A set: we are happy, you envy; Two sets: we love telling cold jokes; Three sets: watching songs and dances and thinking about people's livelihood and democracy; Four innings: Japan and South Korea toss, Hong Kong and Macao obey; Five sets: big ball to see the world, small ball to see China; Six sets: movies are free, and the war of resistance is played every day; Central seven sets: the troops are mighty, and the peasants are not bitter; Eight episodes: there are no good films in China, only new Thailand and Korea are broadcast; Opera Channel: You must listen to Beijing Opera because you have no choice.

Further reading: How to buy insurance, which is good, and teach you how to avoid these "pits" of insurance.