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A woman took her child to a restaurant to eat and raised her clothes to breastfeed her child in public. A waiter came over and pointed to the notice on the wall and said: Sorry, food not provided by the restaurant is prohibited here.

Judge: "How dare you break into a house in broad daylight and steal?" Defendant: "When you tried me last time, you also said angrily, 'How dare you break into a house in the middle of the night and steal?' Judge, please , when will it be appropriate for me to work?” . . .

Pastor: Which of you has a birthday today? Tom raised his hands in delight. Pastor: Very good. Please blow out these candles after the service!

Dad teaches children: Once, a tortoise and a hare were racing. As a result, the hare was too proud and was overtaken by the tortoise. The rabbit chased it desperately, but ended up hitting a tree and died. It happened that a farmer passed by, picked up the rabbit and took it home to cook and eat. From then on, he stayed here all day without working. The crops were much shorter, and then he raised them one by one. This is the race between the tortoise and the hare, waiting for the hare and pushing back the growth.

The kangaroo and the frog went to have sex with the chicken. The kangaroo finished the job three times and two times, and only listened to the frog next door saying "Hey!" all night long! One, two, three Hey! The kangaroo was so envious. The next day, the kangaroo said: "Wow!~~Brother Frog, you are so awesome!" The frog said: "Fuck, I didn't jump on the bed all night!~~"

The fish said : I open my eyes all the time so that I can’t bear to leave you. Water says: I flow tirelessly all day long just to surround you and hold you tightly. Guo said: It’s almost cooked and there’s still so much nonsense. .

The kid next door finally vowed to lose weight - at the graduation job fair, someone said to him: "Brother, let me go, you are blocking my mobile phone signal."

A penniless homeless man boarded a train from Guangzhou without buying a ticket. Every time the conductor caught him, he kicked him off at the next stop.

Conductor: Where are you going?

Tramp: If my ass can bear it, I'm going to Harbin.

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Classic workplace jokes, heavy-flavored spoofs of hilarious campus celebrity pictures

One day my classmate asked me, "What animal do you know the most?" Do you want to ask why?"

I already knew it, but I still cooperated and said, "I don't know what it is."

Classmate: "It's a pig."

Me: "Oh." .........after a moment of silence......

Classmate: "Don't you want to know why?"

Me: "I don't want to."

Classmate: "Why?"

. . . You will not be able to survive if you commit your own sin