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A driver was accelerating down the interstate in a new Lamborghini at one hundred and eighty five mph and lost control, going over a guardrail and flipping over the end of 27 times and about to stop 300 100 feet Fall down the mountain. A Bitnik thought of the incident and rushed to the man's aid.To the Bitnik's surprise, the man was still alive. He asked the man if there was anything he could do. The man replied: "Quick, call me an ambulance!" Bitnik said: "OKman, like, you call an ambulance!"