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A complete collection of proverbs, poems and two-part allegorical sayings about horses
The short man is in a dilemma when riding a big horse; It's a dilemma
Eight horses are inseparable
Zebra's head is in the right direction
Riding in mid-air, riding clouds and driving fog
Running horses in the clouds for half a day, showing the cloven foot
Bao Gong's horse is just and upright; Business is business
Where you go on a business trip with the toilet on your back, it stinks
Horses that have collapsed are scattered everywhere
The main road at the end of the pen is just and fair
Whipping a swift horse and galloping on the ice is untenable
A lame horse meets a blind mule, he is my brother
A lame horse will not come to a good end immediately
A lame horse has his own advantages when riding a blind horse
. Over the head
robe, mandarin jacket and melon hat are the same
Chen Shimei likes the new and hates the old
dismounting from the platform (small mound of ge toi) and asking for the steps
Lord Chenghuang's horse-like goods
It's none of my business to watch the horse fight on the rostrum; It has nothing to do with yourself
galloping around in circles on the head of the city
red-filtered barrels of hornet's nests do not hesitate to pay for it; Brutal
Intimacy of growing up in a tight jacket
There is no way to run on the bow
It's not worth the loss to run away with a rabbit
A big horse-drawn car can't make it strong; There is no place where strength makes
hanging toilets at the gate notorious
There is only one heart for the big shaft and motor
A fool doesn't know where the lantern comes from, and he goes there
He wears a toilet and sits in the lobby as a stolen (dirty) official
peking opera blues doesn't know how to use a knife and gun. In name only
horse thief hangs beads and is a prude; Pretending to be serious
horse thief puts on a cassock and blames others
The telephone pole is improperly used as a harness
The poisonous snake's tooth wasp needle is the most poisonous; It's all poisonous < P > The poisonous snake tooth wasp needle is extremely poisonous; The most poisonous
horse racing adventure on a single-plank bridge; Danger
Children have to lead their fathers across the street to be modest (lead their beards)
It's no use giving Monday morning quarterback
It's time to let the cowherd loose; Wrong set
The herdsman went to the pen and the horse was wrong; It's a mess
the toilet in the cesspit smells the same
the yellow dog is riding around like a horse
the wind and horses are irrelevant; It's irrelevant.
Driving without a whip is just flattering.
The newly bought horse doesn't fit in.
The toilet on the mountain stinks. )
Guizhou donkeys learn from horses, and they are called "Southern Tune to the North"
In the cold winter months, the hornets' nests are empty; Empty
A good coat is made into a broken jacket, and it's poor.
A good horse doesn't eat grass back, and it's stubborn.
A good horse is whipped and bears the burden of humiliation.
The hippo yawns with a big breath.
The monkey jumps on the horse. High above
a monkey riding a sheep can't make a man
a monkey pokes a hornet's nest and gets a cone
a fox doesn't know how to live or die
spending money on a dead horse is not worth the candle; Do all the stupid things
The horse in the painting is not strange (riding)
The horse spoon in his arms is sincere (prosperous)
The emperor's daughter recruited the horse to pick it specially
Li o juezi, the pony riding the shaft
Seeing the camel, it is said that the swollen back of the horse is rare and strange
It looks good outside and stinks inside
The gold painted toilet is shiny outside and stinks inside
When you enter the ice rink and wear skates, you will slip away immediately
Holding the horse's tail for a race
Holding the horse's tail for a race, Xuan (hanging)
The horse runs thousands of miles, and Yin Yan flies far away into the sky
The horse carries a silver saddle, and the two match
Pulling the ox as a poor horse; Poor can make do
an old man is the best of two
a lazy cow and a lazy horse work and shit a lot
an old cow pulls a plow and a horse-drawn cart is full of energy
the boss rides a car, and the second one rides a horse and goes his own way
an old buffalo pulls a horse-drawn cart and it doesn't fit
a tiger has courage when riding a horse
reading on horseback and watching
flies at the edge of the manger make a living
. Strange thing
Ma Da-ha's accountants are all muddled up
A horse will die if it doesn't rein in at the cliff
A wasp's ass can't be touched; Don't touch
the horse's high stirrup is in a dilemma; It's difficult to get up and down.
The mackerel has a hard mouth and crisp bones.
The leaflets on the road are for nothing.
People who are brave in acrobatics at once.
People who are not deep in their ears with a horse spoon. Deep down
perfume poured in the toilet is fragrant and smelly; Smell and smell are inseparable
An old cow chases a fine horse (ni
an old man takes a toilet to get stolen (dirty), an official
a horseshoe nail palm is unprecedented
a wasp's mouth is painful
sloppy (an ugly monster in folklore who devours children) is not at ease when looking after children; Don't worry
A horse's face is more embarrassing than a pig's; One is uglier than the other.
Marxism-Leninism is put into a telegram slip to see others, but not yourself. Don't take care of yourself
A ponytail wears a radish, but it's thick and thin
A horse stuck in mud is in a dilemma
Hanging a horse lamp on the wheat field is as usual (field)
The donkey cut off his ear and falsely scolded (the horse)
The mule's face is neither donkey nor horse
A donkey's head sticks out of the manger and is talkative; One more mouth
If the horse is put in the south mountain, the sword will be put in the warehouse, and the world will be at peace
If the wasp crosses the river, it will bring (bad) poison
If the horse-drawn unicycle says it, it will turn over; Turn over
make a mountain out of a molehill (hoof)
A horse caught in a trap can't move
What's new about a horse-drawn car
The bridle is put on the cow's mouth. Hu Le
The road doesn't turn, it's just and fair
The toilet fights for the coffin and stinks for half a lifetime, but it still holds people
The donkey's head sticks out of the horse's manger and can't get in the mouth; Difficult to interrupt
The nail palm on horseback is too far from the topic (hoof); Don't stick to the topic (hoof)
non-stop, whip constantly to catch up with the old
wasp stings bald men have a headache; There is no cover or cover
address unknown doesn't match the road
It is common for a horse spoon to touch the edge of a pot (metaphor is not uncommon. )
The antlers on the toilet are four unlike
A bird with a bridle will never look back when it comes out of the cage; Never look back
The horse's tail mixed with tofu
The horse's tail plays the lute softly
The horse-drawn cart doesn't fit the shaft
The dishes in the horse's spoon are packed with water
The toilet is poured into the stinking ditch
The troupe on horseback sings and dances
The carriage crosses the swamp and this road is blocked
The wasp needle, Scorpion's tail can't be provoked
Bite is put on the cow's mouth. Hule
The pole beside the road stands aside
Light is installed on the road. Guangming Avenue
The road says that the road is fair
It's not worth talking about (playing)
The ponytail can't be lifted with tofu; Not allowed; Don't mention
ponytail rope is not suitable; Can't share; You don't need to work hard.
Horse walking in the sun is like walking in the field. Each has its own way.
It's difficult to tie an egg to a ponytail.
The monkeys in the circus can be played by others. Playing with people < P > When you fall on horseback, the whipping on the back of the cow makes the mistake worse; Angry at people
flies in the manger eat horse dung balls for food
sheep dung is not only outside the egg; Surface gloss
wasps sting scorpions to fight poison with poison
jackets are overqualified
Mala Jiuding drags (zhu
Malaysia's coffee is thought-provoking
mules in the stable listen to and drink,
camels in the herd stand out
lighting a lamp at the manger to take care of horseshoe tumors
It's not painful. It doesn't hurt
Circus clowns walk through the field
Blind people ride blind horses and run into each other; Resign to fate; Unable to move
The mouth of the old toilet in the toilet is slippery and stinks
A hornet's nest, a nest of scorpions is more poisonous than a nest of poison
The road is not called fair. ② Fair and reasonable. )
Donkeys are not allowed to interrupt in the manger.
General Meng jumps on horseback.
Answering the phone on horseback is strange.
Where a horse goes with a bell hanging around its neck, it rings.
The mandarin jacket is changed to a cotton-padded jacket.
The horse-drawn cart is Li o juezi.
Don't do anything serious
Don't stab a horse with a hornet's nest
Tie a horse with a rope, and whip a cow with cowhide.
Hang a cattail leaf fan on the horse's ass to kiss up
Flatter the horse's leg and get a kick
Cut the melon in the horseshoe knife and ladle without leaking; Every drop is not missed
The horse dives and waves rush about
The horsetail and batty tofu can't be strung together
The saddle is put upside down before buying a carriage; Being a horse in the temple upside down
can't (surprise)
The sow laughs at the horse's long face and doesn't measure itself
Mu Guiying's expedition to the horse is successful
The horse racing on the raft is lame
The shepherd doesn't shave (stay) but flatters the horse
The horse racing on the mud is one step at a time
Mu Guiying breaks Hongzhou's horse to success
Taking five horses. No one has ever seen
a daughter country recruiting a horse, which is wishful thinking
a daughter-in-law enters the bridal chamber with one joy and one worry; Happiness is joy, sorrow is sorrow
Climbing on horseback wants to fly high
Flattering flatterers makes mistakes on thighs, adding mistakes
Flattering flatterers takes a bite on the horse's mouth
Flattering flatterers takes a foot on its hoof
I don't know where to throw the bone of eating roast duck at a horse race
Riding horses makes the discovery ambushes deliberately harm people
Cattle. A horse eats the valley, one suffers, and another enjoys the happiness.
A woman's husband doesn't know the truth.
A broken horse's hoof watch may
A horse's mouth can't be opened in the cowshed.
The cavalry lost the battle, and the horses were in chaos.
The cavalry won the battle, and the horse was successful.
The cavalry fell into the river, and the horse turned upside down.
The cavalry captain took the lead in the charge.
)
Riding a camel with a bold horse
Riding a horse with a heavy burden
Riding a horse without a whip to kiss up
Riding a horse without a whip to kiss up
Riding a horse with a fart is not clear
Riding a horse and watching the lights
Riding around the grassland is endless; Endless
It's hard to turn back when riding a wooden bridge; It's hard to turn back
Riding through the downtown area is outrageous
Riding with a cloth bag is no use
Riding on a wooden bridge can't turn your head back
Riding up the hill is a step by step promotion; Climb the mountain step by step
I'll see you later when riding on Tianshan Mountain
Less riding time, more stirrup rubbing time.
Cattle and horses are exhausted.
The cavalry strolled around the park.
Riding a horse and looking for a judge immediately went to hell.
Riding a horse and catching fleas made a fuss.
Riding an ox and chasing a horse is far behind.
Riding a donkey and thinking about a fine horse is the prime minister's hope. Greed is insufficient
riding a donkey to chase a fine horse is beyond the reach of dust
A swift horse grows wings by leaps and bounds
A swift horse is overqualified to catch mice
A swift horse pulls a plow and harrow is overqualified; With the hornet on the wall, the scorpion in the crack of the wall is more poisonous than the scorpion on the bridge.
The horse thief wears beads to pretend to be a good man.
Qin Shubao's yellow mules and horses have a lot of connections.
Qin Qiong's yellow fat horses have connections.
Qin Shubao's selling horses is a dead end.
Spider webs on the wall and grasslands. That was a close call; Can't turn around; Unable to move; Not much to look forward to; Difficult to turn; Danger
The lame ride blind horses to take care of each other; Each shows its ability; Each shows his magical powers < P > Qin Qiong sells horses and gives up what he loves;
A horse with a hot hoof can't be closed on its back
A man who can race on his fist
Others ride horses and I ride donkeys, and there are carts behind. I have more than
three money to buy a horse and boast (span)
A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise. every cloud has a silver lining
The champion at the racecourse takes the lead.
The mule in Shandong is called Southern accent and Northern accent.
Goats and wild horses don't fit in together.
It's easy to catch peanuts and beans in a horse's pocket.
It's easy to get ahead.
I can't help it.
There is no trace of horse racing on the stone bridge.
The stone horse is stuffed into the shaft and copied mechanically.
No one has ever seen the stone flowering horse horn. Nothing
One's fingers itch to poke a hornet's nest and want to get into trouble
A crooked mouth is a disgrace as a soldier
A thin camel is bigger than a horse
It's a joke that cows and horses lay eggs
Sima Yuwenjun fell in love at first sight
Everyone knows the heart of Si Mazhao
A dead horse is riding a living horse with wishful thinking; Delusion
Song Huizong's eagle, Zhao Ziang's horse are so lively (painted)
Monkey Sun gave a trophy (bi). Ma Wen doesn't know that he is a big official; Self-satisfied
Tang Priest's dragon horse is walking around in clouds
Pull out his ears and make a mountain out of a molehill with a horse spoon
Catch rabbits with a horse pole and make a monkey out of it
Wear a hat and be tall and thin (a slender man)
Get rid of the horse pole and wear a straw hat and rape (a pointed one)
Carry a horse lantern and go down the mine step by step
Flatter your head and finish it
Fierce horse
The rabbit can't catch up with the horse.
The rabbit's horse is in a mess.
It's riding a pole and crossing the road.
The runaway wild horse can't be caught. On the rampage; Free
The wasp in the nest is not easy to mess with
Hanging a toilet on the roof is notorious
No cow catches the horse and ploughs the field, which is overqualified
Waving your hand on the Himalayas
Chickens crowing on the Himalayas; Known far and near (Ming); Gaoming (Ming)
selling bezoar in Himalayas is high and expensive; Noble
A blind man riding a blind horse is not the right way to go
Rural people don't know where the lantern comes and goes; Go and come again
foal with saddle (n ji
foal running with the car
kitten washing her face so-so
little doll riding a wooden horse would rather go up than down an alley to catch the carriage and it is difficult to turn; I can't turn around
I don't have a few steps to run in the shoe basket
I don't have much to run in the shoe.
The toilet with a new hoop smells sweet for three days.
The newly built road is full of joy.
The blind bear plays with a carbine.
The blind bear licks the hornet's nest for fear of being stung. Don't try to get rid of it on the cliff.
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