Color humorous jokes amuse girls.

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. The following is a colorful humorous joke I collected to amuse girls for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

Color humor jokes that amuse girls 1 1 "When you tell a girl, are you shy or do you really refuse?"

"It's very simple, just look at your face."

"What if her face hasn't changed?"

"Then look at your own face."

The woman knows that the man likes her for a long time. One day, the woman asked: You like me for so long, why don't you chase me?

M: I don't think that's possible.

Woman: How do you know it's impossible if you don't chase it?

The man thinks there is a chance and pursues her every day.

After a while, the man confessed to her, but he was rejected. He asked her angrily why.

She said coldly: I just tell you what is impossible with practical actions.

3. "Where did you meet your ex-boyfriend?"

"Weibo."

"Does he have a high income?"

"meager."

"Why did you break up?"

"Weibo."

4. Going to my girlfriend's house for dinner, I told her that if one day I was dumped by a man, would you take care of me for dinner like this?

As a result, this guy turned to me and said, you said it as if you wanted it yourself, but I was speechless.

My stepdaughter grew up day by day, and finally on the day when the peach was ripe, I bought a catty for her to eat.

6. Every time I pass by an Internet cafe, I feel sad when I see teenagers who are addicted to the Internet. I want to arouse their fighting spirit by myself, but I can't. So I can only swipe my ID card and take a chance. If I can save one person, I'm one.

7. There is a 3-year-old girl at home. Now I go to kindergarten and pick me up every day. Although it's hard, I know it's a man's duty. As long as the family is good, hard work is nothing.

Today, I sent my baby to primary school as usual, but I felt reluctant to go back and forgot to look at it more, not to mention the new teacher is really sexy!

The man grabbed my hand, but I tried my best but didn't move.

I can't help begging: "eldest brother, please, don't touch me, I will repay you in the afterlife."

The man held on tighter and tighter, and the thought that he would succeed made me cry with humiliation.

The man was stunned: "I said, brother, how can you take back the cards you played?" Put down the 30 thousand in my hand, I want to touch it "

9. In the scorching sun, she stood stubbornly in the middle of the road, letting sweat soak the back of her clothes. I have no choice. I went over and advised, "Girl, the sun is so poisonous and your skin is so good, don't get tanned?"

She didn't say anything. I said, "Look at this car coming and going. A close call. Get out. " She still ignores me.

Me: "If you have something on your mind, just tell me, don't take it to heart, you are still young." My persistence finally paid off, and she said, "Do you believe me to detain you if you want to interfere with my traffic control again? Get out! "

2 1. While eating, the son suddenly asked the leader's father: Dad, why do you have to multiply first and then divide and then add and subtract? The teacher talked for a long time, but I still didn't understand.

Dad: It's just like the regulations in the superior documents. It doesn't matter if you don't understand, just execute it.

2. My mother-in-law disagreed and often quarreled.

I have no choice but to write a letter to my son who works in other places: Son, there is something wrong with our family. According to my careful observation, the main reason is that your wife and my wife don't share a room. I think we should criticize each other's wives for the sake of family unity. Really can't. I think the only solution is to abandon your wife and keep mine.

Dad didn't know what to do for a while after he retired, and fell madly in love with online games.

This is a big problem for the elderly who are not in good health. In order to treat dad's internet addiction, we must try to let him go outdoors. When he is interested in other things, the internet addiction will be lifted.

Next, my mother and I took turns doing my father's work, and he finally agreed to accompany her to travel.

A week later, my parents came back from a trip.

After meeting, I asked my father, "How was your trip these days?"

Dad is very happy: "yes, my game role has risen to three levels!" " "

3 1, Xiaoming: "Today, the math teacher and the PE teacher fought, and he beat the PE teacher to pieces."

Dad: "It's outrageous for teachers to fight. Why? "

Xiaoming: "The math teacher said that the reason why he beat the PE teacher was to let us understand a truth."

Dad: "What do you know?"

Xiaoming: "Knowledge is power."

2. Review for Grade Three, a physics question: How to judge whether two small bulbs are connected in series or in parallel?

I wrote down the answer: break a small light bulb, another light, parallel; The other one is not bright, connected in series.

The deskmate replied: take down a small light bulb, the other one is bright and connected in parallel; The other one is not bright, connected in series.

3. Various reasons why people don't do their homework

A: Sorry, teacher, I forgot to write it.

Sincerity B: I'm really sorry, teacher. I really forgot. I can fix it!

Teacher, I forget what my homework is.

Touched D: Teacher, I think my dirty homework really doesn't deserve to write what you taught me, but I know I still committed the crime of not doing my homework. Please punish me! Ah, yes! Teacher, you are really dazzling today!

At the station, a couple are waiting for the bus. The man pulled the woman over to get ready to kiss, and the woman was a little embarrassed and dodged.

The man is unhappy: "What's the matter? My wife won't let me kiss you! " "

The woman pursed her lips: "So many people are watching! Show love in public, that is the talent of middle school students! "

The man nodded and stopped moving. Looking at their distant backs, I can't help feeling: the consciousness of primary school students is really high now.

4 1. I have a crush on a girl for a long time. I asked her out to the movies today and found that I didn't have any money. Fortunately, as usual, she didn't go to the appointment.

On the way home from school, I met a little beggar who claimed that his family was poor and came out to ask for tuition. I stole the tuition from his bowl when he wasn't looking, because I was afraid he would suffer more after school.

Every morning when I think about my height, my feet, my singing skills, my acting skills, my face, my hair, and especially my Mandarin, I am full of positive energy.

Even if I am not as rich as they are, I have no regrets.

In fact, in some remote mountainous areas, the concept there is still very feudal and outdated. For example, the girl in front of you is only 16 years old, but you may not be able to imagine that she is already the daughter of two people.

Since childhood, I dreamed of having my own drum set, my own band and performing everywhere every day.

Now my wish has finally come true: I have my own drum set and my own band.

Anyway, Wang Laotou in Qiancun is dying. I want to take over the business.

6. I especially like to go to the morning market to buy food with my grandmother recently. Actually, it's not all about shopping. Because the old aunts who sell vegetables like to praise me for being watery, grandma is very happy to hear it. The old man is happy, even if he is a grandson, there is nothing wrong!

My cousin said that she would marry Kai Ko when she grew up. I smiled, silently feeling that children will always be innocent, but these are stupid and impossible dreams.

I believe that as she grows older, she will gradually understand these truths. Are you kidding? I am the one who wants to marry Kai Ko!

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