Pig liver and pig ears

A new county magistrate is from Shandong. My favorite is Shaoxing, Zhejiang. One day, the magistrate of a county wants to hang mosquito nets. He took out his money, called his master and said, "Go and buy two bamboo poles ..." The master heard that "two bamboo poles" were "two catties of pork liver". He trotted to a butcher's shop and said to the butcher, "Our new county magistrate wants to buy two Jin of pork liver. You have to pick the right one!" In order to please the magistrate of a county, the butcher gave him a pair of pig ears. Walking back with pig liver and pig ears, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pig liver. He doesn't know these pig ears, so let me take them home to drink. " So he used a pack of paper and stuffed it into his pocket. The master excitedly returned to the yamen, smiled and said to the magistrate, "Sir, the pig liver has been bought!" " "When the magistrate saw it, he was furious and shouted," Ear? Where are your ears? "Hearing the word" ear ",the master was startled and thought," This magistrate is really amazing. How did he know that I had hidden a pair of ears? "He quickly replied," The ear ... is in ... my pocket. " He pricked up his ears as he spoke. -Extended reading-favorite, also known as screen friend, screen guest, screen guest, etc. , is a common name for people who act as screens. Although touts are George personnel in the * * * department, they generally have no official titles and are not in the * * * system. Favourite is privately hired by the curtain master, and it is an employment relationship with the curtain master. Because the master was not a bureaucrat recognized by the imperial court, in the late Qing Dynasty, Zhang Zhidong, a famous westernization official, played the emperor and called for the reform of the master system, which was adopted, and the history of the master ended. ● Students and children: Have you realized the importance of Chinese tones after reading this short story? Therefore, in the usual Chinese learning process, we must not ignore the tone of each word. Only by practicing hard and mastering the tone of each Chinese character can we speak standard Chinese and avoid similar misunderstandings and jokes.