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Words to treat the mistress

The country is so charming, and the mistress is so coquettish.

2. Mistress, are you worthy of true love? One day you will be this man’s mistress, and tomorrow you will be in someone else’s bed.

3. You look like a coward, and you were born to be a mistress. Are you worthy of the country?

4. Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to harsh words

5. A bitch will always be a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can't afford it.

6. A tree without bark will definitely die. A shameless person is invincible. God declares, Xiaosan, that you are invincible.

7. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go.

8. There are no handsome boys in the world. With advanced technology, there will be naturally.

9. If I go down one day, remember, I will come back to you.

10. Playing with emotions? Be a mistress? Destroy other people's feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

11. For love, you choose to be a mistress, for money, you become a chicken.

12. My wish: drink until you are naturally drunk every day, sleep until you wake up naturally every day.

13. I am flat-chested and I am proud. I save fabrics for the country

14. I smiled. If the mistress can straighten herself, the devil can grow angel wings.

15. I am also a woman, and I have never seen you be so mean in my whole life.

16. Asexual, loveless and prude, but a true adulterer with love and righteousness.

17. A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a role in a TV series.

18. A mistress is not as good as a lady. The lady is here for money, what are you here for?

19. When you have money, you spend money; when you have no money, you worship God.

20. I am a bitch, but I still pretend to be innocent, thinking I have feelings. Bah, disgusting.

21. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

22. Oh, you look good. Why didn’t you use the equipment your parents gave you to sit on the stage?

23. Not tall, not short, not fat, not thin, not three or four, no front, no back, no face, no skin, no heart.

24. Don’t think that you have the face of Sister Feng, so you go around cheating and being a servant of Santai Palace.

25. Purchase all kinds of idle girls at low prices for a long time. No restrictions on models. Details negotiable.

26. It doesn’t matter if you eat other people’s leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and you will hurt the owner of the food.

27. When problems arise, look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation.

28. Wait for me, kid. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can’t be your wife, then I’ll be your stepmother

29. By the way, a reminder: Change your clothes into bellybands and open your trousers, it will look better that way.

30. Anything I can’t let go must be because I can’t have it.

31. There is gold under a man’s knees, but there is foot hair under my knees.

32. If you leave first, don’t blame me for turning my back to you when you turn around.

33. Do you fucking know how to write integrity? You have disgraced 18 generations of your ancestors.

34. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of thousands of people blocking me.