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Looking for a few short English essays and jokes

I've learned… That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned… That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. .

I’ve learned… That when you’re in love, it shows.

I've learned… That just one person saying to me, “You've made my day!” makes my day.

I've learned… That just one person saying to me, “You've made my day!” makes my day. I'm happy!" This makes me happy.

I've learned… That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned… That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. Falling asleep in your arms is the most peaceful feeling in the world.

I’ve learned… That being kind is more important than being right.

I’ve learned… That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned… That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned… If from various When I was unable to help him in any aspect, I prayed for him.

I've learned… That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned… No matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. Too serious, everyone should have a friend who can do mischief.

I've learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. A steady hand and a trusting heart.

I've learned… That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I've learned… But I Walking a few blocks with my father on summer evenings as a child moved me as an adult.

I've learned… That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned… That life is like a roll of toilet paper. toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster you go.

I've learned… That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned… That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. All given to us.

I’ve learned… That money doesn’t buy class.

I’ve learned… That money doesn’t buy social status.

I’ve learned…That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned… That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned… That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. and understanding side.

I've learned… That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

I've learned… That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. over. Otherwise, what can I do?

I've learned… That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned… That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned… If you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you. , will only allow that person to continue hurting you.

I’ve learned… That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned… That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned… that the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am. Just being around people who are smarter than me.

I’ve learned… That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned… That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

I've learned… That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks. There is nothing sweeter in the world than having your breath on your face.

I've learned…. That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned….That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. of.

I’ve learned…That life is tough, but I’m tougher.

I’ve learned… That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I’ve learned… That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned… That I wish I could have told my Dad that I love him one more time before he passed away.

I've learned… That I wish I could have told my Dad that I love him one more time before he passed away. Before I can say it again I love him.

I've learned… That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned… That one should keep his words tenderly , because he might break his promise tomorrow.

I’ve learned… That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned… That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

I've learned… I can't change my mind, But I can change my approach.

I've learned… That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned… When your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life. When your great-grandson holds your little finger in his little fist, you realize that you are so fascinated by life.

I've learned… That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned… all Everyone wants to stay at the top of the mountain, but all the fun and growth happens in the process of climbing.

I've learned … That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

I've learned … Give advice It is best to do this in the following two situations: when someone else makes a request, and when your life is threatened.

I've learned… That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

I've learned… The less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

I've learned… The less time I have to work with, the more things I get done. Do more things.

Think it over...

Today we have higher buildings and wider highways, but shorter temperaments and narrower points of view;

Today We have taller buildings and wider roads, but our temperaments are more impatient and our vision is narrower;

We spend more, but enjoy less;

We We consume more, but enjoy less;

We have bigger houses, but smaller famillies;

Our houses are bigger, but our families are smaller. ;

We have more compromises, but less time;

We have more knowledge, but less judgment;

We have more knowledge, but worse judgment;

We have more medicines, but less health;

We have more medicines, but the health condition is even worse;

We have multiplied out possessions, but reduced out values;

We talk much, we love only a little, and we hate too much;

We talk too much, but love less, and we hate too much;

We reached the Moon and came back, but we find it troublesome to cross our own street and meet our neighbors;

We can reach the Moon and come back, but we find it troublesome to cross our own street and meet our neighbors; Neighbors on the left and right;

We have conquered the uter space, but not our inner space;

We can conquer outer space, but not our inner space;

We have higher income, but less morals;

Our income has increased, but our morals are less;

These are times with more liberty, but less joy;

Our era has become more free, but we have less and less happy time;

We have much more food, but less nutrition;

We have more food, but less nutrition;

These are the days in which it takes two salaries for each home, but divorces increase;

Nowadays every family can have double income, but divorce is becoming more and more common;

>These are times of finer houses, but more broken homes;

Nowadays, housing is getting more and more refined, but we also have more broken homes;

That's why I propose, that as of today;

That's why I say, let's start from today;

You do not keep anything for a special occasion.because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION.

Don’t reserve your things for a special moment, because every day of your life is so special;

Search for knowledge, read more , sit on your porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs;

Look for more knowledge, read more books, sit on your front porch and enjoy the view with admiration.

Spend more time with your family and friends, eat your favorite foods, visit the places you love;

Spend more time with Spend time with friends and family, eat the food you like, go where you want to go;

Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment; not only about survival;

Life is A string of happy times; we don’t just survive to survive;

Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it.

Raise your crystal wine glass.

Don’t be shy about sprinkling on your best perfume and enjoy it when you want!

Remove from your vocabulary phrases like "one of these days" or "someday";

Remove from your vocabulary phrases like "one of these days" or "someday" ";

Let's write that letter we thought of writing "one of these days"!

The letter we thought of writing "one of these days"!

Let's write that letter "one day", let's do it today!

Let's tell our families and friends how much we love them;

Tell our families and friends how much we love them;

Do not delay anything that adds laughter and joy to your life;

Don’t delay anything that can bring laughter and joy to your life;

Every day, every hour, and every minute is special;

Every day, every hour, every minute is so special;

And you don't know if it will be your last.

You There is no way of knowing if this is the last moment.

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Rush - Zhu Ziqing

Swallows may have gone, but there is a time of return; willow trees may have died back, but there is a time of regreening; peach blossoms may have fallen , but they will bloom again. Now, you the wise, tell me, why should our days leave us, never to return? - If they had been stolen by someone, who could it be? Where could he hide them? If they had made the escape themselves, then where could they stay at the moment?

The swallows have gone, but there is a time to come again; the willows have withered, but there is a time to be green again; the peach blossoms have faded, but there is a time to bloom again.

But tell me, wise one, why are our days gone forever? ——Someone stole them: who is that? Where is it hidden? They had escaped on their own: where are they now?

I don't know how many days I have been given to spend, but I do feel my hands are getting empty. Taking stock silently, I find that more than eight thousand days have already slid away from me . Like a drop of water from the point of a needle disappearing into the ocean, my days are dripping into the stream of time, soundless, traceless. Already sweat is starting on my forehead, and tears welling up in my eyes.

I don’t know how many days they gave me; but my hands are becoming increasingly empty. Counting silently, more than eight thousand days have slipped by my hands; just like drops of water on a needle's tip dripping into the ocean, my days have been dripping into the flow of time, without sound or shadow. I couldn't help but feel dizzy and burst into tears.

Those that have gone have gone for good, those to come keep coming; yet in between, how swift is the shift, in such a rush? When I get up in the morning, the slanting sun marks its presence in my small room in two or three oblongs. The sun has feet, look, he is treading on, lightly and furtively; and I am caught, blankly, in his revolution. Thus--the day flows away through the sink when I wash my hands, wears off in the bowl when I eat my meal, and passes away before my day-dreaming gaze as reflect in silence. I can feel his haste now, so I reach out my hands to hold him back, but he keeps flowing past my withholding hands. In the evening, as I lie in bed, he strides over my body, glides past my feet, in his agile way. The moment I open my eyes and meet the sun again, one whole day has gone. I bury my face in my hands and heave a sigh. But the new day begins to flash past in the sigh.

Although what has gone has gone, and what has come is still coming, so what in between Where is the hurry? When I got up in the morning, two or three slanting sun beams came into the hut. The sun has feet, and it moves on gently and quietly; I also spin along with it aimlessly. Thus--when I wash my hands, the days pass by the sink; when I eat, the days pass by the rice bowl; when I am silent, the days pass by before my gazeful eyes. I can feel his haste now, so I reach out my hands to hold him back, but he keeps flowing past my withholding hands. In the evening, as I lie in bed, he will jump over my body, fly past my feet, in his agile way. Went. When I open my eyes and see the sun again, another day has slipped away. I hid my face and sighed. But the shadow of the new days began to flash through the sigh again.

What can I do, in this bustling world, with my days flying in their escape? Nothing but to hesitate, to rush. What have I been doing in that eight-thousand-day rush, apart from hesitating ? Those bygone days have been dispersed as smoke by a light wind, or evaporated as mist by the morning sun. What traces have I left behind me? Have I ever left behind any gossamer traces at all? I have come to the world, stark naked; am I to go back, in a blink, in the same stark nakedness? It is not fair though: why should I have made such a trip for nothing!

In the days that fly away, What can I do in a world with thousands of households? There is nothing but wandering, nothing but hurrying; in more than eight thousand days of hurrying, what is left but wandering? The past days are like light smoke blown away by the breeze, like mist evaporated by the early sun; what traces do I leave behind? Have I ever left traces like a gossamer? I came to this world naked, will I go back naked in a blink of an eye? But I can't get over it, why do I have to go through this life in vain?

You the wise, tell me, why should our days leave us, never to return?

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