In urgent need, a joke between two people

My son is in the first grade. Today is Sunday. He didn't get up. It's past 8 o'clock. I glanced at my wife and said, "We ate all the meat and kept the bones. My son woke up and told him about the bone soup. Here comes gc. My son jumped up and said

If you want to eat your own meat and leave me a bone, forget it. I'm awake! Sleeping late can't hurt, and eating a son can't hurt.

Is there a disease called anorexia? Just seeing food is annoying, and you have to swallow it to vent your hatred.

My best friend's boyfriend doesn't want to break up with her for any reason. She was very angry, holding milk tea in her hand and yelling, "If it weren't for the delicious milk tea, I really want to splash your face!" " Say that finish, she took the milk tea head and left without looking back. . . .

Once, a foodie buddy had dinner with us, only to see that he was swept for a while, and even burped for a while, and he was very comfortable with one hand covering his stomach. Suddenly, he saw his ass raised by half and his face was full of vitality. He snorted and said in surprise: There is room again. We don't understand the realm of eating goods.

The concept of eating goods: eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

Motto of eating goods: don't eat and drink hard today.

Try to find food and drink tomorrow.

Eating spirit: eat more, eat more and eat better!

Motto of eating goods: just

eat

it

!

Slim eating is the best in eating.

Some fools are equivalent to eating food, but eating food is not necessarily a fool. The fundamental difference between the two is that fools can eat well and foodies can eat well.

It is said that eating food will not fail ... because eating food is too heavy, high numbers will not fail.

There is no love if you don't eat. Show me an uninvited relationship.

Never ask if you have eaten the food. It's not a problem at all. If you want to ask, are you full?

The last words of a foodie: do something else, burn me a sea fishing and two waiters.

Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others. Laughter and gluttony are a perfect combination, and the more such women, the better.

Real foodies, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people; Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?

Eating food is either eating or on the way.

For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl!

For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

Hope to adopt