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Boyfriend is straight.
Everyone must be familiar with straight men. Many friends also asked me privately what a straight man is, so what aspects can be shown by a straight man? Today, I specially listed several aspects and some examples for your reference.
1, virgin complex
This should be an important aspect of performance. A female friend, Lizi, talked about a boyfriend. Usually, although two people have some conflicts in personality habits, it is sweet to tolerate each other. Suddenly one day, Chestnut told me that she wanted to break up with her boyfriend. When asked why, she realized that Chestnut's boyfriend asked her if she was living with her ex. After learning that chestnut was not living for the first time, she suddenly changed her face and asked chestnut why she didn't love herself so much and didn't know how to cherish her moral integrity. I was shocked after listening to it, because I knew what kind of man Chestnut's boyfriend was, and I wanted Chestnut to open a room the first time I talked to him. It is enough for such a person to have such a serious virgin complex.
2. Blind narcissism and conceit
First of all, everyone has a certain degree of narcissism, just like Bian Xiao thinks I am the most beautiful in the world every day (just kidding). The narcissism we are talking about here is the narcissism that has risen to the sky. I wonder if everyone has ever met that kind of boy. In a relationship, he feels that he is the most important. Everyone else should be self-centered He does everything right, and even has a feeling of looking down on others. There is always a feeling that God comes first and he comes second. To tell the truth, there are not a few such people. I really don't know who gave them this confidence!
3. Distorted social view of values.
This is more serious. The specific performance is that once there is news that women are sexually assaulted or molested, straight male cancer will say disgusting things like wearing so little and waiting to be molested, blaming himself for wearing so little and wearing so little deserves to be raped. After the news of the previous accident came out, everyone was sorry for the victims and hated the perpetrators. At that time, a straight man in my circle of friends said that the victim wore so little at night and was waiting for someone else to commit a crime. When I really encountered this, I just reported it, Lahei!
Step 4 fantasize in your own world
It's normal for men to cheat. How many heroes are not three wives and four concubines throughout the ages, so it doesn't matter if I cheat, but it is a big sin for a woman to cheat! Straight men who have this idea, I also advise you to mend it as soon as possible. It's 2 1 century. I wonder which era you still live in.
Another is that my annual salary is 30 thousand, and her annual salary is 25 thousand. If she doesn't earn as much as I do, it must be for my money, and after we get together, we all have to rely on my money to support our families. No, we can't promise her!
A situation like this is that you think what you imagine is right and do what you think is right according to your own ideas.
These are all the performances of straight men, and you can add something you haven't said all.
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