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Cao Yunjin said he had a bath, but he asked for the same thing as others! What's the name of that crosstalk?
The other day, I saw that everyone else was traveling abroad (-mm)
Everyone was going to Thailand, and she was clamoring to go (-mm)
I said ok, go get a passport. I ran several times and didn't get it down (-yo)
I said, what can you do? I'd better go. After I got there, I was anxious with the staff. I said big brother, hey? Look at our passport. Why haven't we got it yet? He said, where are you going? I said, look, Thailand. Young man, what you wrote here is the state of Qin (-ho! Boy)
Young man, we handle passports, not crossing (-hey)
And your photo is too small. (-ah)
I said a lot. (-ah)
It's not young. Look, you're still wearing a red scarf. (-Hey ... Hi! This is too small.)
I finally got all the formalities done (-ah)
Let's go to Thailand (-start)
I was angry again on the day of departure (-what happened)
After getting on the plane, we sat next to each other (-ooh? )
What about after the flight? I'll give you free drinks later (yes, everyone has this service)
The stewardess is coming (-ah)
What would you like to drink, Miss? All drinks are the same! (-yo)
I'm sorry, miss, but we have to take care of other passengers in the back. I can't do it without it! I won't let you go without it! We spent money! (-yo)
Run over my leg if you dare! (-what kind of behavior is this)
What kind of behavior do you think this is? The whole plane looked at me, giving me shame. A big red face with his head down doesn't even dare to lift it (it's shameful enough)
Shame on me. People can't help but pour a cup of more than a dozen drinks. She is happy. I was asked, sir, what would you like to drink? Give me shame, I can't even lift my head. Just like her (-hey? A couple have no shame.)
Give me shame (-who are these people?)
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