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Funny confession is touching: it's my fault that I can't give you happiness.

1. I like you, and I love you, which is none of your business.

2. How can you be so stupid? You should stand behind me when you meet something in the future, you know?

3. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!

4. I want to have a home, which belongs to both of us.

5. If I am unmarried after many years, be careful when you ask your daughter to go home if you are married!

6. Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.

7. If we have it this time, we will take it.

8. I have a crush on you. Follow me!

9. No one in this world is qualified to be with you except me.

1. None of you are allowed to bully her, only I can!

11. You are busy. When are you free to marry me?

12. If it was a movie, I should kiss you now.

13. Who will take you away from me unless you step on my body!

14. I can't make everyone like me. After all, not everyone is human.

15. If you look at me again, I will eat you! Don't move. I'll take a bite.

16. I heard that getting married is very cheap, and the Civil Affairs Bureau will fix it for 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

17. Can I die if I like it first? Don't make trouble, be obedient.

18. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!

19. I just have a crush on you. Go with me!

2. You have no idea how much I like you.

21. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

22. If you can't protect yourself, let me protect you!

23. When I miss you, I must find you.

24. If you don't speak, you will agree.

25. shall we try it together?

26. If loving you is a mistake, I am willing to make it right.

27. Don't you bully him! I'm the only one in the world!

28. If you like me, I am following the right path of Marxism. Do you know what to do?

29. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!

3. if you dare to refuse me, I'll let you come to me after ten months (it can be a season).

31. I hope you will be buried in my ancestral grave after your death.

32. Don't cry, even you are mine, let alone tears.

33. I am ready to be the one who loves you the most and the one you love the most.

34. If you have seed, you will live with me for the rest of your life!

35. You are fine. I'll take care of anything.

36. Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

37. The rain has stopped. It's sunny. Woman, you sweep the house slowly. I went to sweep the world for you.

38. I'll accompany you in the interview and help you with the recording. Stay with me.

39. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

4. You clean the house for me, and I'll sweep the world for you!

41. I want to give you happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.

42. You will be my boyfriend in the future, so let me take care of you in the future.

43. I want to give happiness to the person I love, and I don't trust others.

44. I'll pick you up when I open the cafe.

45, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

46. You are my girlfriend from today!

47. Normally, I miss you. In other cases, I am suffering!

48. Can I hold hands with you to watch the sunset when my hair turns gray and my teeth fall out?

49. I must find you when I miss you.

5, give up you, next life!

51. All the good things in the world should belong to me, including you.

52. I must give you happiness, and no one can stop you.

53. I heard that marriage is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. It's my treat!

54. If you cry again, I will go home and kneel and rub the washboard.

55. Just listen to me. Why do you ask so many questions? I'm by your side, and you're still going the wrong way!

56. You see, my grandfathers always tie your hair!

57. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop me!

58. I just like you and love you. It's none of your business!

59. If it's all right, we'll get the certificate tomorrow.

6. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

61. You stand there and don't move! Wait for me to fly over!

62. Boss, let me be your little brother and protect you for life.

63. You won't fold your clothes and stay there! I'll fold it later!

64. I don't think you're a qualified friend. You'd better be my husband!

65. One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

66. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.

67. I want to give the person I love happiness to her personally. I don't trust others.

68. I don't think you're a qualified friend. You'd better be my wife!

69. You can't cook. Stay away and I'll cook for you later!

7. When you are twice my age, I will stop loving you.

71, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

72. I want to kiss you at any time, and I really want to hear your heartbeat.

73. Be kind to me. I am a naive and silly girl in front of you.

74. In the future, I will put a big water tank at home to plant lotus flowers.

75. Meeting you is like the bell of the whole world ringing together, and the flowers of the whole world bloom together!

76. My heart is in your place, and you still care about what I am doing.

77. spend valentine's day with me tomorrow. I like you.

78, dear! Build a siege! Surround me! I don't want to keep drifting!

79, you wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!

8. As a man, it is the most manly to guard the person you want to guard.

81. A lifetime is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing.

82. Come with me, and your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

83. Follow me! It's my fault that I can't give you happiness, but whoever makes you unhappy, I'll cut him! I can't give you happiness if I talk about whether I should quit or not < P >. I don't want to be the episode of your life, I just want to be the perfect ending of your life.

2. It's only my fault that you never treat me badly.

3. "Sometimes I'd rather bleed than shed tears just because tears are salty and blood is sweet.

4. You said that it was not you who accompanied me to a certain day and a certain night, but the fault of the whole world.

5. Is it still useful, but do you still ask silently?

6. What did you do? . Sometimes words cannot express the burden of our heart? Sometimes, words can't express the heavy burden in my heart?

8. I hope we can all be happy in the end, whether the last person around you is me or not #

9. People who tolerate are not stupid, but prefer to be cruel to themselves!

1. If you like you as a joke, have you ever been happy for a second? Will other people's words always influence you to wait for you so well?

11. [Once] ☆→ Dreamed →? It hurts → it wakes up ☆ Now ☆→ →? →? I'm scared ☆

12. He doesn't love me. It's too cold when holding hands and not close enough when hugging

13. You can't catch anything, but you are happy without words.

14. I'm really afraid that one day another person will appear and take my place in your heart.

15. I just walked alone for too long, so long that I'm used to being alone.

16. I'm finally willing to let go of you?

17. Can you love me? Can you miss me? !

18. I bet on my youth for you. How could you have the heart to let me lose?

19. I'm not brave enough to say goodbye?

2. The person who loves you the most is me. How can you make me sad?

21. A high-sounding excuse and a reason to deceive oneself

22. My heart is not suitable for happiness. It has been broken for too long, and there is no gap to fit in at all.

23. You stabbed my heart one by one, and you still said that you love me and love me. You are so humorous.

24. Distance makes our love fade, makes us unable to go back to the past, and those memories of the past were erased by me after you left

25. Why did I hurt myself, and I didn't care about your news before I knew that it was broken beauty.

26. There is no need to pay for some unnecessary people.

27. I listen to everything you say. And I care about

28. I only want one person's heart, and Whitehead will not abandon it.

29. You are kind to everyone, but you are stingy with me.

3. Fate has arranged a place for everyone, even if it is temporarily misplaced, it will eventually return to its original position.

31. Yes? Dear love, I began to care about myself

32. If I had made a different choice, I would have sold a one-way ticket in my life, and the past would have passed. More importantly, I would have taken the road behind me.

33. In the dead of night, I remember that he also said some heartbreaking love words. How is he now?

34.-Sometimes, in the dead of night, I suddenly feel that I can't sleep, but I don't want to sleep stubbornly. Sometimes when I hear one song after another, I suddenly think of someone.

35. When I was young, I had no breasts or buttocks, but I yearned for love. When I grow up, I have big breasts and fat buttocks, but I have already poured out the world of mortals /*

36. Should I quit because I can't give you happiness

37. Some people, after seeing it clearly, look down on it.

38. I am ambitious enough to meet anyone's madness.

39. In the world of love, nothing lasts forever!

4. Once you choose to be strong, you must stick to it, even if you are only pretending. Because you used to be strong, people will think that even if you are bitter, you are

-there is no me in your world, so why should I stay there shamelessly? *

41. The person I love has one characteristic, that is, he doesn't love me

42. When you choose to be strong for the first time, you must think clearly: Are you ready to bear everything?

43. When memories come to an end, but they are not memories, they become a celebration for two people.

44. I have deleted everything about you, but I can never format my heart.

Touching love: I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you all my world.

1. If the whole world betrays you one day, I will stand by your side and betray the whole world.

2. At the wedding ceremony, the master of ceremonies asked the bride and groom who will be in charge in the family and take a step forward. Then I watched the bride smiling without moving, and the groom stepped back.

3. I have never wronged myself, but I don't mind being wronged for you.

4. She asked her boyfriend: Will you have a mistress after marriage? Boyfriend said: it depends on who the wife is. If the wife were you, there would be no mistress. She said, what if it weren't for me? Boyfriend said: That mistress is you.

5. whenever you are tired, please come to me. I want you and me.

6. He carried her back, and she asked him: Am I heavy? He said: the whole world is on his back. Do you think it's heavy?

7. On graduation day, the monitor suggested that the whole class sit in a circle, and each person wrote a secret on the note and passed it on to the people on the left, so that each person shared one's secret and kept another's. I deliberately sat on his left, secretly loved him for four years but didn't dare to confess. I comforted myself by knowing one of his secrets. There are only three words on the note: I love you.

I can't give you the whole world, but my world is all for you.

First, when we defend mistakes, we use more strength than when we defend the right ones. Ji Bolun

2. One night I burned all my memories, and since then my dreams have become transparent. One morning I threw away all my yesterday, and since then my steps have become light. -Tagore

Third, love is the most beautiful thing in the world. It is not a reward from heaven. It is not a 1% return through hard work and dedication. It is not a math problem. As long as the calculation method is correct, you will definitely find the right direction and exit, and get a positive solution. It requires two people to be congenial to each other and work together to persist, but because either party gives up unilaterally, it is fragile to the end. But you know, it's there, it's there. -

Fourth, look down on human affairs and be chic between heaven and earth. No matter how happy life is, there are shortcomings, and no matter how bleak life is, there is happiness. To live a chic life, you should learn to look down on the shortcomings and move with the fate. The so-called fate is to do what one can and listen to destiny. Only when you have a casual attitude can you look down on the loss and focus on what you may have. If the loss fades, the pain will be lighter; If you value it, happiness will increase. A chic life, I only want to pretend to be happy in my heart.

5. How many people love someone in the name of friendship, and think that owning is actually the beginning of losing.

six, two people have been together for a long time, just like their left and right hands. Even if they no longer love each other, they will choose to stay together, because it takes a lot of courage to give up so many years. Maybe there will be someone you love in your life, but it will be a passer-by, and you will still walk down with your left hand or right hand. Happiness sometimes really has nothing to do with love. -"The other side of the cloud, the agreed place"

VII. Me