Self-deprecating words

Self-deprecating words

1. Make money from others and let poverty go to hell.

2. I am sleepy in spring, tired in summer, and weak in autumn. It is just right to sleep in winter.

3. I always don’t want to study for 30 days a month.

4. So what if it’s wrong? So what? That's it for me!

5. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves in front die on the beach.

6. When everyone is drunk, I am alone awake; when the whole world is turbid, I am alone clear!

7. I always accommodate myself, but never follow my heart.

8. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.

9. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express my sadness!

10. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.

11. I discovered that my previous ambitions have now become a joke.

12. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

13. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?

14. Smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women.

15. There are so many life guides in the world, but I am heading north.

16. Our biggest love rival is not a third party, but time.

17. The inner desolation and hopelessness cannot be healed by time.

18. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a birdman.

19. Forget the past era, which was your future.

20. Only women and English are difficult to find, only wives and jobs are difficult to find!

21. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

22. Forgive me for being cold, facing this world, I have no choice.

23. Ever since I turned into shit, no one dares to step on me anymore.

24. Time is a selfless monitor, monitoring all living beings.

25. I shine in this beautiful moment as a god, no mortals can disturb me

26. People cannot take money into the grave, but money can take people into it.

27. I will always be a loser in front of the winner.

28. Being handsome is useless. Can I use that face to swipe my credit card after spending money?

29. They said I was BT and asked me to do a CT scan. The results proved I am ET.

30. People I like don’t like me, and people I don’t like don’t like me even more.

31. I am really sad that you don’t care about me, and I feel sorry for myself.

32. That ridiculous expectation and the upward curve of the corners of the mouth are indeed sad and self-deprecating.

33. Even if the whole city collapses tomorrow, you will still love me until the last second.

34. It’s not that I can’t live without you, it’s just that I will be swallowed up by missing you.

35. You have the nerve to lie to me, how can I have the nerve not to believe you?

36. It’s difficult for a hero to pass the test of beauty. I’m not a hero, but beauty helped me pass the test.

37. Even if love makes me fall again, the scar will still be a kind of pride.

38. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, get away.

39. I love love, and embarrassment is right in my heart. I am so corrupt.

40. Behind every successful Ultraman there is a little monster who is being beaten silently.

41. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

42. Don’t care if you don’t want it. If you gain something, you will lose it. If someone leaves, someone will come.

43. If you choose to look up to others, don’t blame others for looking down at you.

44. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?

45. The pain that can be expressed is not called pain, and the grievance that can be expressed is not called grievance.

46. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt in my class again will be punished by making her stand on her head.

47. Play with your life: You can only play when you have your life. If your life is gone, what are you playing with?

48. It’s really hard for you to be ugly. It scares people when you run out in the morning, and scares ghosts when you run out at night.

49. You cannot hang yourself from a tree. You should try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.

50. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

51. If the end is coming soon, I hope to be with you at the last second.

52. You can’t miss yourself, take care of your pain, get your results, and give yourself happiness.

53. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

54. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.

55. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

56. There are some people and some feelings. If you miss them once, you may miss them for the whole life.

57. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because at least you will feel pain when you don’t have me.

58. My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: If I don’t have Han Hong’s life, I will get Han Hong’s disease.

59. The biggest advantage of getting older is: you don’t want the things you couldn’t get when you were young.

60. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately he killed all his students in the end.

61. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I can’t find a way out.

62. I will die in the future. Donate QQ to Project Hope. Let the children use QQ with Sun as soon as they come up.

63. I am the only one left between the two of you. If memories were an expression, I would keep missing you as a secret.

64. It’s not your fault for being ugly, it’s your parents’ fault, but if you come out to scare people, then it’s your fault.

65. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance. When I was dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head.

66. When people face happiness, they will suddenly become timid. Seizing happiness actually requires more courage than enduring pain.

67. We have good facial features, but the only drawback is that when we open our mouth, our face is full of wrinkles, and when we close our mouth, our face is full of teeth (acne).

68. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can’t even talk about it as a loser. Alas, it’s sad!

69. After having bad luck, what else can I hope for? When I was lying on the bed, I didn’t even dare to turn over, but I still bumped my head.

70. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

71. Even if you are a piece of shit, one day you will meet a dung beetle. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

72. I don’t want to listen to you, I don’t understand even if you listen, I don’t know how to do it even if I understand it, and if I do, I will make a mistake, so I skip class every day.

73. Smoking a cigarette will shorten your life by 5 seconds, and smiling will increase your longevity by 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I will smile and gain 5 seconds back in my life. Self-deprecating words of a fat man

1. I am getting more and more blessed.

2. I am not fat, it is swelling caused by allergies to life!

3. My classmates invited me to jump rope in the corridor, but my belly was too protruding and I jumped upwards. When he fell, his stomach hit his knees, and when he fell to the ground, his stomach hit his face again.

4. I am just not obviously thin.

5. When a fat man meets another fat man, the saddest thing to say is: Where did you buy this dress? It fits so well?

6. According to the principle of thermal expansion and contraction, I call this hot!

7. I am just fat for fun.

8. This person, like me, was so fat that he sat down on the ground and bounced a few times before he stopped. The key is that he didn’t feel any pain.

9. My pants have lost weight again.

10. I am not underweight and have fat accumulation on my buttocks. That day, my two cousins ??were fighting each other and they were inseparable. Just as I was bending down to make my older cousin sit on a chair, my younger cousin made a sneak attack. He kicked me on the buttocks and bounced back to the seat. The two of them laughed with snot and tears.

11. A fat man cannot beat others or run away from them, so he naturally has a good temper. Open-minded, open-minded, affable, and leisurely are all words that describe us fat people. Self-deprecating sentences

1. After half a lifetime, I have become an old man, and my independent study is whistling in the evening breeze. The pearls under the pen are nowhere to be sold, so they are thrown into the wild vines.

2. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.

3. Smoking a cigarette will shorten your life by 5 seconds, and smiling will increase your longevity by 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I will smile and gain 5 seconds back in my life.

4. The physical education teacher in the junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt in my class again will be punished by making her stand on her head.

5. There are more than a thousand sections of traditional cross talk. Thanks to our efforts, there are still about 400 sections left.

6. Spring is sleepy, summer is lackluster and autumn is weak, and winter is Good sleep.

7. Smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women.

8. From now on, I will no longer be greedy, but just love to eat.

9. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can’t even talk about it as a loser. Alas, it’s sad!

10. So what if it’s wrong? So what? That's it for me!

11. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a birdman.

12. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

13. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster.

14. When the sky is still so blue and the clouds are still so cool, you should not cry, because my departure has not taken away your world.

15. When you hide in a small building, you dominate the world. No one cares about what you like to write. Let it let the heat and coldness of the world outside, let it let the rain, snow, wind and frost, it has nothing to do with me. coherent!

16. I found that my previous great ambitions have now become a joke.

17. Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or squinted, I can still see the sunrise, sunset, flowers blooming and withering.

18. So what if you are lonely? I'll just bear it!

19. After having bad luck, what else can I hope for? Lying in bed, I didn’t even dare to turn over, but I still bumped my head.

20. Through my counseling, many people who were on the verge of committing suicide tried to kill someone, and I was the one who helped them.

21. What kind of environmental pressure forced the distant ancestors of mankind to stand up.

22. Even if love makes me fall again, the scar will still be a kind of pride.

23. Even if you are a piece of shit, one day you will meet a dung beetle. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

24. In the process of practicing dancing, every experience is unforgettable, full of blood and tears, broken bones and muscles, too numerous to describe!

25. Behind every successful Ultraman there is a little monster who is silently beaten.

26. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance. When I was dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head.

27. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

28. It’s not that you really can’t live without me, you just need a toy to entertain you when you’re bored.

29. You don’t care whether it hurts or not, I'm really sad, sorry for myself.

30. You have the nerve to lie to me, how can I have the nerve not to believe you?

31. Look at what your child looks like. The shape of your head is wrong, the shape of your head is wrong for your face, the shape of your face is wrong for your neck, and the shape of your neck is wrong for your body. You are simply a deformity!

32. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, get away.

33. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!

34. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

35. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.

36. In fact, I used to be quite tall, but my height shrank due to frequent bathing.

37. Valentine’s Day is coming, and I’m very troubled. I can’t find my lover, and no one wants the roses. But there is a beautiful girl. Please be kind, let me take a dip, and tell me my house number. Roses and hugs, on their way.

38. If my face can be considered a mixed-race person, it is at most a mixed-race person from Vietnam and Cambodia.

39. The most useless thing in the world---a salary slip, which looks angry and wipes your butt too thinly.

40. There are four types of income: you can’t get it if you work hard, you can get less if you work more, you can get more if you work less, and you can get more if you don’t work hard. Fortunately, I am the second type!

41. Who says being single is not good? Love is sincere and valuable, and freedom is more valuable. If you die single, you can throw away both.

42. The sun comes out and shines on the earth! Welcome to the show! If you ask me which one I am, I will be nicknamed Xiao Gong Li!

43. Why should you be invisible? Because in this case, at least I can think that you don’t send it to me because I am not there

44. Joy for joy and sadness for sadness

45. I don’t count stars every day when I get off work. Sometimes I can also watch the sunrise.

46. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot!

47. I was also an infatuated person, but it rained and I drowned.

48. I fantasize about being a mysterious person who saves the world but hides his power and fame. I fantasize about all the pink Mary Sues. I have many fantasies but they are just fantasies. In reality, I am not even a sex girl.

49. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.

50. I want to cry, I want to make trouble, stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and a small rope to hang myself. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is filled with love.

51. I spend all my time losing weight except eating, and you still say I don’t have perseverance?

52. What we chase is like a self-entertaining joke for a long time.

53. I am a white-collar worker: I received my salary today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched my pockets, and sighed, this month’s salary is white-collar again

54. I am a professor who does not sit on the stage. I always leave after class.

55. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world?

56. Everything I have done is so insignificant. But everything I do is so important.

57. I always accommodate myself, but never follow my heart.

58. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of a god, no mortals can disturb me

59. I thought I was decadent, but today I realized that I had already been scrapped.

60. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me? !

61. Warriors risk their lives and fight to the death for territory. Literary men sell opinions and ruin Confucius' reputation in Xia Yi. The local tyrants betray the people and exploit the corrupt officials. My family has nothing to grow but sells old writings.

62. Faith only has meaning when it is trampled on.

63. Forgive my coldness, facing this world, I have no choice...

64. It is difficult to wait for the ticket when the moon sets, and I sigh in silence at the sound of the midnight bell. Don't laugh at me lying drunk on the construction site, scrimping on food and clothing to make money. The rich and handsome man doesn't know how to cry, and he can easily throw away money and make the baby happy. Why do you need to return home at the end of the year when you are homesick? Relatives, friends and elders are asking you questions. Who doesn't love the wine and warmth of hometown? They only wish to return home in the coming year.

65. In my opinion, those plots that are so exaggerated as to be unbelievable are not meant to be believed. The only meaning of their existence is to add a bit of self-entertainment to the bleak reality. Fantasy colors.

66. Being ugly is not your fault, it is your parents’ fault, but if you come out to scare people, then it is your fault.

67. It’s really hard for you to be ugly. It scares people when you run out in the morning, and scares ghosts when you run out at night.

68. Being handsome is useless. After spending money, can you use that face to swipe your credit card?

69. The waves behind you in the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves in front die on the beach.

70. Nothing is easy these days. I strive to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.

71. Before, everyone always called me poor loser, short poor, short, fat and ugly. Only today did I know that I can have a more appropriate name - Tufeiyuan!

72. If you are destined to live under someone else’s roof, choose a more ideal environment.

73. Earn other people’s money and let poverty go to hell. Talk about self-deprecation. Tell me about your feelings with self-deprecating sentences

1. How many shop windows do you have to pass by and how many hotels do you have to stay in before you feel that separation is not aggrieved?

2. In the past, we were together Smile. Today, we are strangers to each other.

3. Big Big Wolf said: No matter what, you cannot wrong my wife.

4. Is there such a person? He would hold me in his arms and comfort me when I was wronged.

5. I feel aggrieved, desperate and want to cry, but I still smile brightly.

6. Good night, sweethearts with special personalities, don’t be aggrieved by your smiling eyes. Remember to go to bed early

7. I have a temper, so I no longer feel aggrieved towards a person but When you are angry and have nothing to say, your bottom line with me is almost exhausted.

8. I keep all my grievances, sorrows, jealousies and sorrows away from you

9. Please don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

10. I am as wronged as a dog. I will not throw away my pride and bow to anyone

11. How much grievance is contained in the sentence "You are busy!" How much sadness is contained in the sentence "I'll wait for you"! How much sadness is contained in the sentence "Forget it!"

12. I am single and proud, and I save condoms for my motherland.

13. If you can make a woman pregnant, you are a man. If you let a woman not be wronged, you are a good man. If you let a woman live a stable life, you are a successful man. If you let a woman be happy with her old age, you will be a successful man.

14. The man who loves you the most and is reluctant to let you suffer a little grievance is getting older...

15. Behind the strength, there are a lot of grievances and tears

16. Be tough when you treat bitches, why should I be so wronged as to give myself a bad face - Xi

17. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

18. I envy children who cry when they are bullied and laugh when they hear a few good words. But when they grow up, it is completely the opposite when they are wronged and still smile and get comforted

19. No grievances that can be expressed are considered grievances.

20. When you feel wronged when crying, in fact, you have slowly learned to be strong in your heart. If I don't want to, no one can hurt me.

21. I was so painful that I wanted to shed tears. Only at that moment did I realize how much grievances I had added to myself from beginning to end.

22. I wish you can boil your sorrow, despair, grievance, and tears into a cup of wine and drink it bitterly.

23. Why do you have to make yourself so embarrassed? In the end, you are not wronged...

24. Guliang, do you want to lose weight? Your parents raised you so big to make you fat. Is it wrong? Why do you have to make yourself feel wronged for someone?

25. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up.

26. I obviously miss him but insist that I don’t. Although he was obviously wronged, he smiled and let it go. It was obviously painful but he gritted his teeth and persisted. She obviously wanted to chat with him but said it was boring.

It's obviously difficult

27. I will never explain anything to myself, no matter how wronged I am

28. Don't say sorry, I don't want to embarrass you, it's too wronged for you, let alone talk about feelings with me< /p>

29. I can’t bear my mother to be wronged.

30. Because I love you, I bury all the grievances in my heart