College students' funny drama scripts

Student: (stomping around the dormitory like a donkey)

Tomorrow is New Year's Day,

I'm walking around the room,

others are happy and happy,

I'm still a bachelor ... woman! Why do you keep hurting me? Tragic!

flower girl: (with a card on the stage)

The next century is bound to become an internet age.

All kinds of information about eating, drinking, whoring and gambling will spread quickly.

Someone ordered a rose online.

I'll take it out for the last time before the New Year.

No.25, dormitory building SB, this is it, that's right! Work! You will be "laid off" after this delivery! Poor yo!

College student: (answers the door)

The doorbell keeps squeaking, here it comes! Coming! What's your name?

the roses must have arrived on time. ouch! Ouch! MM yeah!

College student: Huh? Why do you look familiar?

flower girl: huh? Why do you think your eyes are hot?

college student: oh, my god, I've seen it online! Old acquaintance!

flower girl: I'm sorry. I chatted speculatively on the Internet, secretly ... secretly treating you as a little online lover!

College student: (pleasantly surprised)

The online MM is really amazing.

You don't have to think about saying something shy.

I'm jumping around in my heart.

Suddenly I feel that life is so beautiful!

flower girl: (sigh)

alas! Alas! Alas!

college student: what's the matter? Why are you sighing?

flower girl: (painfully speaking)

Life really plays tricks on people.

Who do you buy roses for?

I looked up and saw God!

you look like an alien!

College student: (Looking at the flower girl in surprise! I feel it)

fooling around on the Internet all day,

life is too monotonous,

I suddenly want to make cocktails,

this rose is an ingredient,

Uh-huh, mainly because my life is too depressed! Adjust yourself! Adjust now each top like an "alien"! Life! Depressed! Boring!

flower girl: What are you depressed about? You have to learn to have fun ... even if you are depressed, it's not your turn! You know what?

College student: What could be more depressing than me in this big holiday place?

flower girl: too many!

Luoyang leaders eat idle food, and the people call him a big jerk.

Clinton, too, is now in debt of millions;

when a football player goes to pick up girls, he just doesn't get down to business!

College students: No, those guys who play football go to get a room to pick up underage girls. It's these guys who watch the football that are depressed ... someone cares, but nobody cares! ?

flower girl: why, you like watching football, too? Your image is instantly tall in my heart ... You are a real man ... but! Football in China! When will it come out?

College student: (How can you be so boastful ...)

After listening to what she said,

I feel that I need to be arrogant.

Since people have a good impression on me,

Take her down quickly with sweet words.

I said big sister,

Li Guyi dared to expose the leader, and I also dared to stand up and bomb the bunker.

The cattle are rushing to the countryside of Mengcheng. It seems that it is no big deal to be a county magistrate.

This rose is from you.

I can't help but borrow flowers to offer Buddha a gift.

flower girl: what, are you happy? I'm not depressed anymore ...

College student: Today will be my most unforgettable day ...

Flower-sending girl: That's good. Pay the money and send a rose. 4 yuan will chat with you and 21 yuan will ...

College student: chat with me? Why is it so high?

flower girl: I really don't know. 21 is 21. What's the reason? Didn't you hear people say that you don't care? Ok, one * * * is 25, which is just right. Go on being depressed for nothing!

College student: (What a pain!)

This day will never be forgotten by me.

I swear that I will never find someone again!

woman! Why do you keep hurting me?

am I like a fire around you? I hate you!

(end)