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A joke about a salary increase.
2. Winter and summer vacations: About two months in a year are either very hot or very cold, so you can't study. So after deducting 60 days of winter and summer vacations, it is only 20 1 day a year.
3. The annual statutory holidays account for 10 days, and only 1 9 1 day is left in one year after deduction.
Sleeping 8 hours a day accounts for one year 122 days, leaving only 69 days after deduction.
One and a half hours of meals, snacks and fruits every day take up 23 days, so if you deduct them, there are only 46 days left in a year.
6. The game time per day 1 hour accounts for one year 15 days, and only 3 1 day is left in one year after deduction.
7. The communication time per day 1 hour accounts for one year 15 days, and only 16 days a year after deduction.
8. Going to the movies, shopping or other activities accounts for 10 days a year, and there are 6 days left after deduction.
9. It is estimated that if you are sick for five days a year, there will be only 1 day left in a year.
10. Today is my birthday.
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