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Our unit is going to hold a New Year's Day party, and the unit leader asked me to put on a show. Do you have any funny and touching skits about construction sites?
Adapted from the classic sketch "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow" by Song Dandan and Zhao Benshan, it is a three-person sketch, with one person playing the role of an old lady, one person playing the role of an old man, and one person acting as the host.
Excerpts:
Host: Dear audience friends, hello everyone, welcome to the recording site of this episode of "**Interview". For this episode, we have invited two familiar old people, who are also our* *The spokesperson of the company, please come on, uncle and aunt,
Uncle and aunt**************, twinkle and twinkle, come on the stage and bow
Uncle and aunt At the same time: **Company spokesperson, making a shining debut, yeah~
Host: Such a shining debut, uncle and aunt, please introduce yourself
Aunt: I am a chicken
p>Uncle: I am a tiger
Aunt: He is my husband
Uncle: She is my mother
Host: Too bad~
Aunt: I am the little security guard of ** company
Uncle: I am the little nanny of ** company
Host: The more I listen, the more confused I become. , why did the aunt become a security guard and the uncle became a nanny?
Aunt: I am the spokesperson of the construction company
Uncle: Yes, everyone calls her "Jianren"
Aunt: You bitch, you bitch people!
Host: The aunt and uncle are really humorous, and the two elders look younger and younger. By the way, let me also introduce myself. I am the host of the ** interview. My name is Chu Yongyuan. I am not Cui Yongyuan to tell the truth. My Cui is the ** who is driven by overwhelming energy and Yong is the ** spirit who bravely climbs to the top. Brave, the Yuan Dynasty has a bright future.
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The entire framework is written based on the process of "Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow". It is performed by three people and the plot is completely subverted. It is closely related to current affairs, absolutely hilarious, and the effect is absolutely guaranteed! It is very suitable for government agencies/state-owned enterprises/large enterprises. The flattery is endless and the rhymes are catchy! It will definitely make you and your team shine, make your leaders happy, and give you a big red envelope. Let's go!
The company mainly promotes positive publicity and praises, and the performance at the annual meeting is guaranteed to satisfy the leaders. It is supplemented by Baiyun Heitu's latest jokes, which is absolutely hilarious. **It can be modified according to the actual situation of the company.
For the complete script, search Taobao for "Yang Laomi"
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