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What is the story of Wu Song's killing a tiger?

In a hotel not far from Jingyanggang, Wu Song drank eighteen bowls of wine, carrying a whistle stick upside down, and was trying to walk towards Jingyanggang unsteadily. The store chased out and shouted: "I can't go! Can't leave! Recently, there was a tiger in Ganggang, which has hurt twenty or thirty lives. " Hearing this, Wu Song smiled and said, "If you don't come to scare me, I'm not afraid!"

Wu Song strode to the bottom of Jingyang Hill in a drunken mood, and saw a big tree with a piece of bark scraped off. There were two lines written on it: "Tigers have recently appeared in Jingyang Hill, so it is best for pedestrians to cross the hill in groups at noon." Wu Song saw it and said with a smile, "This must be a scary thing for the hotel owner to let people stay in his hotel. What am I afraid of! " So, ignoring the notice, I still dragged the whistle stick onto the hill.

less than half a mile, I saw a ruined temple. There is a notice of the county government posted on the temple gate. Wu Song didn't believe there was a tiger until he saw it. He wanted to turn around and go back, but he hesitated for a while and said to himself, "What are you afraid of?"! Now that I'm here, I'd like to go up and have a look. "

It's early winter, the days are short and the nights are long, and it will soon get dark. Wu Song didn't find anything along the way, and muttered: "It is obvious that people are afraid of going up the mountain, where there are no tigers!"

Wu Song walked for a while, feeling drunk and hot all over, he opened his clothes on his chest with one hand and walked straight to the chaotic Woods. He saw a very smooth big bluestone, and the board simply put the whistle stick aside. He was just about to lie down and fall asleep. Suddenly, there was a strong wind, and then with a bang, a tiger with a white forehead jumped out from behind the rocky jungle. Wu Song couldn't help but cry, "Oh, dear!" He hurriedly rolled over from the bluestone board, picked up the sentry stick and flashed aside. Hungry and thirsty, the tiger pressed its front paws lightly on the ground and jumped at Wu Song. Wu Song was taken aback, broke out in a cold sweat, and the wine woke up.

Just at that moment, Wu Song saw the tiger coming, and just flashed behind it. It is very difficult for the tiger to look at people from behind, so he put his front paws on the ground and lifted his waist. Wu Song and a flash, flash on one side. The tiger didn't lift Wu Song, but roared, like a thunderbolt in mid-air, shaking the earth. Then it turned up its tail like an iron bar, and Wu Song quickly flashed on the other side. It turns out that the tiger hurts people, that is, this jump, a lift and a sweep; If these three moves fail, the arrogance will be reduced by half.

The tiger didn't sweep Wu Song, but roared and pounced. Wu Song saw that the tiger turned around and came at him, so he waved his whistle with both hands and chopped it down from the air with all his strength. I only heard the sound of "pa", but I chopped off a branch as thick as an arm. It turned out that Wu Song was in a panic. Instead of hitting the tiger, he hit the dead tree. The sentry stick was folded in two, leaving only half in his hand. The tiger was more anxious, growled, opened its mouth and came at me again. Wu Song jumped and retreated a dozen paces. The two front paws of the tiger landed right in front of Wu Song. Wu Song simply put aside the half whistle stick in his hand, and grabbed the tiger's scalp with both hands and pressed it hard to the ground. The tiger struggled desperately, and Wu Song kicked the tiger in the face and eyes with his feet. The tiger roared with pain and picked up two piles of loess under its body, making a pit. Wu Song put the tiger's mouth into the loess pit and kicked it around for a while. The tiger has little strength. At this time, Wu Song held the tiger tightly with his left hand, raised his fist like a hammer with his right hand, and tried his best to fight. After sixty or seventy punches, the tiger's eyes, mouth, nose and ears all spewed blood, leaving only a sigh of relief, and he could no longer move.

Wu Song was worried that the tiger wouldn't die, so he found the broken sentry and fought for a while. Seeing that the tiger was out of breath, he threw his whistle stick and went over the hill.