Excuse me, what does Mr. Bai Zi mean?

"White" is a typo, which is a general term for typos and other words.

"Mr. Bai Zi" refers to a person whose pronunciation is wrong.

The story about Mr. Bai Zi:

1. In the past, people had more manners, which was called red tape. Visiting relatives and friends, correspondence, all pay attention to, have a certain format. For example, if you want to visit a relative, or invite a friend to have a drink, unlike now, you can call and notify in advance. In the past, he didn't have this convenience. He always writes a post and sends it to the servant in advance to say hello.

For example, Mr. Bai Zi (Bai Zi: typo) received such a post that his cousin invited him to a small party. The post is written like this (past posts have no punctuation):

That is, a glass of water in the afternoon, Hou Guang's brother came to pay homage.

Please come to my humble abode for a small party at noon today. It is not an honor to have a simple meal. Brother as soon as possible means brother; Worship is a courtesy.

Mr. Bai Zi read it like this:

Lang Niu Huai Mu Monkey hangs dry in spring, begging for a bang!

Son, after Mr. Bai Zi finished reading this article, do you still understand its meaning? It is estimated that Mr. Bai Zi will "bang" the poster: Bah! What the hell! Give it back!

Mr. Bai Zi certainly didn't eat this lunch, and Mr. Yu Laixian was definitely confused by the "bang": How did I stand up to such a relative and kindly invite him to dinner, but he didn't say anything, but he was busy all morning and waited for a while? Do you find it ridiculous?

Mr. Yu Laixian couldn't laugh. He is so angry!

2、

There was a teacher who often read white characters and was dismissed many times. Later, he found another owner. The host proposed: teaching for one year, giving Gu Shi three and four thousand food money; But if you teach a white character, you will be punished by a stone; If you teach for nothing, you will be fined two thousand yuan. Hearing this, Mr. Wang secretly complained and promised to come down.

Shortly after he arrived, he walked in the street with his master, misreading "Taishan Shi Gandang" on the stone tablet in the street as "Qinchuan takes its right". The master immediately said, "You are mistaken, let's punish a stone in the valley!" One year's salary is gone.

When I went back to my study to teach students to read The Analects of Confucius, I read Zeng Zi Yue as Cao Zi Ri, and Doctor Qing as Rural Doctor. The shopkeeper immediately came in and said, "Two more white words, two stones in the valley, and only four thousand dollars left!" "

One day, he pronounced "Ji Kangzi" as "Pockmarked Li" and "Wang Yueyue" as "Wang Sisao". The shopkeeper said, "Neither sentence is correct, and all four thousand yuan will be deducted!"

It's over! Not Mr Poetry sigh a way:

Three Stone Rent Valley Bitter Believers,

Do "Qinchuan Right" first.

Cao Zi lost a stone every day,

A stone is given to the "township doctor".

4,000 meals is not small,

Unfortunately, it's all deducted now:

Two thousand gifts for "Pockmarked Li"

Two thousand for "Wang Sisao".