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How to choose a good name?

1. Don’t use names that are too grand or named after great people, for fear that your children will not be able to control them.

For example, names like Zhentian, Zhenyu, and Caesar. It's easier to make a living if you are famous, so many of them have nicknames, such as Ergouzi, Naodan'er, and so on. It is also not advisable to use the names of great people, such as Guan Yu, Liu Bei, etc., for fear of being laughed at by classmates.

2. If there are too many names with the same name, don't use names that are so common in the streets.

Like Slow Mom, my name has the word "Na" in it. There are many people with the same name among people of similar age! The embarrassing thing is that every time I hear someone calling this name, I will say "Hey" and turn around, but it turns out that it's often a stranger calling someone else with the same name. Extended information

The methods are as follows:

1: Five Elements Method. That is, as soon as the child is born, the fortune teller will calculate what is missing in the five elements and then make up for it. In Lu Xun's novel "Young Runtu", "He was born in a leap month, and the five elements lacked earth, so his father called him Runtu" is this method.

2: Solar terms method. For example: Qiuju, Guixiang, Xuemei, Chuntao and other names are named after the seasons.

3: Zodiac method. Named after the child's zodiac sign, such as: Shi Xiaolong, He Jiaju, etc.

4: Animal Law. The older generation believed that livestock such as pigs, dogs, cattle and sheep were despicable animals, so they named them after them, such as A-Zhu, A-Niu and so on.

5: Cheap method. In the past, many poor families were afraid that their children would be difficult to raise, so they chose nicknames such as "dung pile" and "dog egg".

6. Looking forward to the child: In the past, after giving birth to a girl, parents liked to name her "Zhao Di", "Ji Di" and the like.

7. The method of holding babies. Usually used for adopted children, most of them contain the word "来", such as: Lai Bao, Lai Fu, Lai Fa.