Give a few English jokes! About 200 words!

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW. Suddenly, a car came and crashed the door. The police arrived at the scene. The lawyer is complaining bitterly about destroying his beloved BMW.

"Comrade police, look what they did to my car! ! ! "The lawyer said plaintively.

"You lawyers are really materialistic, and I feel bad!" The policeman retorted, "You were so concerned about your damn BMW that you probably didn't even notice that your left arm was gone."

The lawyer finally noticed the bloody left shoulder. "Oh, my God, where is my Rolex watch?"

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, and suddenly a car came and hit him.

The door, completely torn off. When the police arrived at the scene,

The lawyer complained bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW car.

"Officer, look what they did to my BMW! ! ! ",he muttered.

"Your lawyer is too materialistic, which makes me sick! ! ! "The officer retorted:

"You are so worried about your stupid BMW that you didn't even notice yours.

The left arm is torn! ! ! "

Dogs live in hotels.

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel, where he planned to stay during the holiday. "I really want to take my dog. Clean and cultured. Can you allow it to share a room with me? "

The hotel owner immediately replied, "I have been running a hotel for many years, and dogs have never stolen towels and sheets."

Tableware, or pictures on the wall. I have never driven a dog away in the middle of the night because he was drunk and disturbed the peace, and the dog has never run away without paying the bill. In fact, your dog is very welcome in our hotel. If it vouches for you, you are also welcome to come.

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel where he was going on holiday: "I"

I really want to take my dog. He is well dressed and very healthy.

Good performance. Will you allow me to leave him in my room with me?

At night? "

The hotel owner immediately replied: "I have been running.

This hotel has been in existence for many years. During that time, I never let a dog steal a towel.

Bedding, silverware or paintings on the wall. I have never expelled a dog.

Because of being drunk and disturbing the peace. I've never had one

The dog ran away on the hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome in my hotel. Besides,

If your dog can vouch for you, you can also live here. "

A child is bathing a small and dirty kitten in the garden.

When a Ms. ojd passed by,

A little boy was bathing a dirty Xiaohua Mall in the garden when an old lady passed by.

Sonny, you shouldn't bathe the kitten in cold water. He will get sick.

Go to hell.

Son, you shouldn't bathe the kitten in cold water. He will get sick and even die.

The child went on with his work. Two hours later, Lacey

When she saw the boy sitting on the ground, crying with the dead, she felt very scared.

The kitten is lying on the bed

He ...

However, the little boy continued to bathe the kitten and almost ignored the lady. Two hours later, when the lady came back, she saw the little boy sitting on the ground crying and the kitten lying beside him, dead. )

Didn't I tell you, Sonny, that if you throw it into the river, the kitten will die.

Cold water?

Little guy, didn't I tell Hugh? If you bathe the kitten with cold water, it will die.

But auntie. He didn't die because I missed him; He died while I was writing.

Wipe him dry.

But, auntie, he didn't die because I bathed him. When I fucked him, he died.

Hope to adopt!