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A bedtime story to coax your girlfriend (1)
The little penguin didn't come back.
The polar bear sent another email saying hello, I saw your selfie. You are so cute, but a seal keeps staring at you and drools.
The little penguin didn't reply and deleted the photo.
The polar bear sent an email for the third time, and this time only lost a "hello". He was thinking about saying something when his paws shook and he accidentally came out. The polar bear was very depressed. He buried his head in the ice, chewed loudly and lost his temper with himself.
Unexpectedly, the little penguin came back this time.
The little penguin answers, hello.
Although there are only two words, it also makes the polar bear very happy and jumps high at once. He is full of energy and tries to chat with the little penguin. Polar bears talk about how serious global warming is, how spectacular the water column sprayed by whales is, and how monotonous daily life is. Even so, how much he likes to enjoy life.
The little penguin didn't come back.
That day, the polar bear caught a lot of fish.
He broke the ice, put his paw in it, and wanted to wait for the little penguin to reply to his email, so he stopped. He waited for a long time and didn't wait for the little penguin to reply to his email. Finally, I looked at the fish piled up on the hill and thought that the little penguin must like to eat fish, too. If only I could eat fish with her.
Thinking, the polar bear fell asleep. Polar bears are afraid of disturbing young birds, so they dare not send too many emails. He only knows that little penguins live in the South Pole, but he doesn't know what the South Pole is like. It is said that there is also a lot of snow there, which is much colder than the North Pole. The little penguin is really amazing.
Later, the polar bear's email only had the first sentence, hello. It seems that only in this way will the little penguin pay attention to him.
Hello, said the polar bear.
The penguin says, hello.
The next day, the third day and the fourth day, the polar bear will send a message to the little penguin. Hello.
The little penguin will return to him soon. Hello.
On this day, the polar bear summoned up his courage and sent an email saying: Hello, I am a polar bear.
The little penguin replied to him: Hello, I'm a little penguin!
I can't believe I used an exclamation point.
The polar bear said: Hello, I am in the North Pole.
Hello, I'm in the North Pole, too, said the little penguin.
Polar bear:?
Little penguin:?
Polar bear: Hello, wrong, you are in the South Pole.
Penguin: Hello, do you want to slap me? Fight?
Polar bear: ...
Penguin: ...
Polar bear: Hello, is it convenient to reply to the message?
Penguin: Hello, is it convenient to turn around?
Polar bears are stupid. Looking back, the little penguin stood behind him and waddled at him. The little penguin looks cuter than the photo, with a round body and a naive pat on the head. Hey, fool, what are you looking at?
The polar bear scratched his head. Hello.
The little penguin curled his lips and said unhappily, it's hello all day, a lot of nonsense. Why do you say so much? Wouldn't it be better to come to me directly if you want to see me?
The polar bear said, hello, it's a little far. ...
The little penguin will be angry with this big stupid bear. She said, this is why I came to you. I'm not too far.
The little penguin came over and said, the North Pole is beautiful, too, but it seems that there are so many seals. You, protect me?
The polar bear faltered behind, unable to say a complete sentence. He can only say yes.
Little penguin Wow, she saw a fish mountain.
The little penguin asked, did you catch all these?
The polar bear missed you and nodded and took it out.
The little penguin jumped around the fish pile with joy. Suddenly, she came to the polar bear and rubbed its nose.
The polar bear immediately blushed and said, hello, you.
The little penguin imitates his stuttering and says, you, you are so kind!
The polar bear buried his head in the ice again, but this time, he was not upset. He is giggling.
The little penguin suddenly said, the signal here is not very good, is it?
The polar bear asked doubtfully, what's the matter?
The little penguin said, why haven't you received the email I sent you?
The polar bear was about to say, wait a little longer, but suddenly the mail came, from the little penguin, with only one sentence.
"Hello, the wind here is not strong at all, the road is not slippery at all, and I am not afraid of falling down at all, because I know you like me."
The polar bear looked up at the little penguin and found that the little penguin was looking at him.
The polar bear quickly lowered its head and said shyly, hello, I received it.
The little penguin said, there is still one sentence you haven't received.
As soon as the voice fell, the polar bear received another email, even shorter, with only five words:
"I like you too."
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