Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - My road to wealth began in Pinduoduo (true story)

My road to wealth began in Pinduoduo (true story)

When you were shopping with Pinduoduo, I had already started my rich career with it.

0 1

After the college entrance examination, I got my first mobile phone and bought some expensive things from Taobao. I gradually understood a truth: Pinduoduo smells good, and I had a hunch that Pinduoduo would be hot.

So I cherish its existence so much that I neglected Taobao for many years. I am deeply ashamed that I can't better help Ma Yun's father climb to the top.

Until one day, I found a strange phenomenon, and Pinduoduo would also help me withdraw cash, which really made me feel like a spring breeze and felt my mother's care.

So I, with a good popularity, won the first bucket of gold in my life with the support of "fighting my mother"

Time and time again, I successfully cashed out eight times in the next six months, and this income was even more than what I earned by doing part-time jobs after class. This way of making money has ruined my three views.

I feel that in the past six months, I have been able to ask all kinds of people I know and don't know for help. The reason why I am still a little embarrassed is nothing more than: "I am a child of a serious family and have never seen the world."

I want to get money because I have no money.

Because I am poor and have no money, I am different from you. You are my friend and you have to help me get the money. Since you want to help me, please help me in Pinduoduo.

At first, in a sense, it didn't take you too much effort to help me, and no one didn't want to.

I uphold this sense of superiority as a "decent family", and I am even more presumptuous when helping others. Even with my efforts, most of the girls in our class joined my team, and then expanded to my major, and then expanded to college-and then I started my own business.

You heard me right, I started my business.

According to everyone's needs, I created various help groups and exchange groups, with an average group size of 1200. Later, by selling group and advertising within the group, the income was quite rich.

Later, the market was close to saturation, and I not only met my "small income", but also helped the group out of my control gradually, and the efficiency of help was not as high as before, so I started my small universe with high IQ and started an adventure.

02

Later, I took advantage of my major and bought a program at a high price, which can be assisted by machines.

Due to the limitation of knowledge at that time, I didn't know that my behavior would be banned, so the program was banned, and I lost money predictably.

I never give up. I have to start all over again.

However, just as I was about to start over, when I sent my Pinduoduo link to my dormitory group and friends, I found that the effect of help was getting worse and worse.

When false help appears, when people stop clicking on links for you sincerely, I know I have lost.

When I ask them for help again and again, I know that their sympathy for me has disappeared and replaced by disgust.

But I have a thick skin. I don't care what they think of me, as long as I have money.

In desperation, I went into battle in disguise. I took my mobile phone and went to find my classmates one by one. As long as I can see my friends and classmates, I will appear in front of them without hesitation.

However, my harvest is still not good.

I used to be famous, but now it's just a joke, but they didn't expect "jokes" to follow.

After several weeks of deep thinking, I found another innovative way.

03

I gave up this low-level self-help method.

In this new media age, it's time for me to change my mind.

I opened accounts on various platforms, and Tik Tok, Aauto Quicker and Little Red Book began to share my successful experience in Pinduoduo in the form of small videos, and spread them online in the form of words.

So, I was angry again, and I became a "mentor" to guide others.

In fact, I have some real skills, for example, I know that there is a greater probability of success in helping one day during various festivals and so on.

Later, I broadened the scope of sharing, from sharing the experience of boosting to sharing the good things of Pinduoduo, and then sharing the good things of various platforms.

During this period, I gained more benefits and got a lot of paid promotion, and I became a rich man.

I can see that my friends are envious.

In order to restore the friendly and harmonious friendship with them and save my life (I experienced the so-called cold violence last time), I invited them to eat, drink and have fun.

Finally, finally, on the surface, we became "model friends", which made me very happy. After all, my life is safe and I can start a business with peace of mind.

I will hold a "friendship party" from time to time to ensure that our friendship boat will not collapse.

I know exactly what I've done. In fact, I can have a close friend, or a brother who risks his life, but my recklessness and rogue leave me with only an expanding company and inexhaustible money.

If I had to start from the beginning, I might choose again.

Because I used to be really poor and scared. Although I only have a good husband who shares my interests, I am very happy.

I am not vulgar, because during this period, I got a college diploma and passed the postgraduate exam.

If there is any regret, I think it is that I did it too well. In fact, there is a quiet princess living in my heart, waiting for someone who can understand me to find it.

Write at the end:

In fact, there is an ending that I have never wanted to write down. Then I thought about it and decided to write it down.

Later, I gave up my career, because there was too much competition in the same industry, so I resigned to continue my study career.

Later, I found that I could make money by studying hard, which wasted my original ambition. I won a postgraduate scholarship (unfortunately in the last two years).

Later, my tutor took a fancy to my ability and took me out to give lectures in my spare time, which also gained a lot.

I don't know whether these things I have done in recent years are right or not, so I wrote them down as a memorial and as a reference for those who read this article. I didn't waste my bad years.

Message from the author:

I had mixed feelings when I learned that my article had gone too far. I am very happy. I have a place to write about my experience, and I'm scared. I don't think what I have experienced and what I have suffered is enough to show off. After all, I am not a successful person.

Later, I let go. I think I can write it down for my children to entertain as a short story. At the same time, I have to write better, so I remembered an incident that happened in junior high school and high school.

I lived on campus in junior high school and went home once a week from the fifth grade.

I don't need money to buy meals at school, and I don't need to swipe my card. I pay a fixed amount of money every month and issue a certain number of tickets, just like food stamps, tickets with different colors in the morning, afternoon and evening.

Take lunch for example. Everyone, whether boy or girl, has two steamed buns and a dish. It is conceivable that there are too many steamed buns, and we will always have some left.

In my eyes, this is an opportunity to save money. I put away the steamed bread I couldn't finish for lunch and the bread rolls I ate for dinner and took them home.

I am poor, so I don't care what others think, even if I am just a little girl.

However, when the weather is hot, those stored foods will go bad. At the same time, I observed another phenomenon, that is, some girls lose weight, and if they don't eat, they will be left with food stamps.

Here comes the opportunity again. I will buy those food stamps at a lower price (in fact, some people will take the initiative to give them to me to show off their wealth), and I will go to the cafeteria to change food on the day I go home. ...

I inserted my story because, I think, from the beginning, I was destined to take this road, right or wrong, I just seized the opportunity.

Special note: Just sharing a story, Pinduoduo does have a lot of hooliganism, so we should treat it rationally.