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Don't believe the five lies of women and men in love.
Don't trust men. Lies are hard for us to accept, not to mention lies in love. There are always some lies that we don't believe, so don't believe men in the five lies of women in love. Let's take a look at them together.
The five biggest lies of women lie in love. Men don't believe 1. Women often talk about these lies.
"Tell me the truth and I will forgive you."
Men always make some mistakes in life. To avoid being nagged by women, they usually hide the process of making mistakes. At this time, women will always come up with "tell me the truth and I will forgive you" to "induce" men. At this time, it is a bit difficult for men to ride a tiger. If they don't tell the truth, women will ask questions endlessly. If they tell the truth, it must be sarcasm. In this case, the man must finally explain what he has done. But men need to control a degree and explain mistakes skillfully or vaguely, which can not only satisfy women's curiosity, but also dilute women's' blame' to a minimum. Of course, the most effective way for men to avoid being nagged by women is to make fewer mistakes and do more things that satisfy women.
Always call and tell "I miss you"
The moment a woman calls a man, it is really because she misses him. However, more often, she still has to inspect posts, especially couples who are separated on weekends. Women's inspection of posts is a sign of insecurity, but also because they care. But some men will think that women do not trust them, so they will be impatient in the face of women's examination. As a result, women will call less and less. In this way, women's attention has lost its place. Because of the impatience of men, the bridge between husband and wife was blocked. Over time, the feelings between husband and wife will fade. To this end, I want to remind all men that true love is when women still have the consciousness of inspecting posts. When women even give up the right to inspect posts, then the price of your so-called freedom may be family separation.
"I love you, not your money."
In this age when everyone loves money, it is a bit unreasonable for women to ignore each other's family conditions when making marriage choices (except for rich women). However, not all women only look at money, they also consider men's face value, character and ability to do things. For this reason, many women don't want to be regarded as gold diggers by married couples. In front of their lovers, they often say' I married you for nothing', but in fact they are drifting away from a pure woman who is eager for love. At this time, the man is so finished, don't compete with the woman on this sentence, it will make you bored, and perhaps, it will make love fly.
"I can't live without you"
Husband and wife are like a bird in the forest. When disaster came, they flew separately. In other words, no one can guarantee that their marriage will last forever. However, when love is strong, women will say, "I can't live without you." In another case, women will also say this sentence, that is, when the husband proposes a divorce for the second wife. In fact, in this world, whoever drives can live. Just in the face of breaking up, more people are unwilling to pay their own time. To this end, warn all men, please don't disappoint the woman who is willing to marry you and give birth to your children. Once she is hurt by you, she will turn around gracefully, and it is likely that she will die of old age. Women do feel sad at the moment of divorce or breakup, but the greatest advantage of women is that they are willing to share their sad things with their girlfriends or trusted people. A lot of things are quickly put down after venting.
Put forward "breakup" or "divorce" when you are angry.
Many people who study emotions, including me, have told people in love countless times: don't break up or divorce hastily. Because the words break up or divorce hurt feelings. However, not every woman can perform this detail well. Even many words of breaking up or divorce are unconscious inner venting during hysteria. At that moment, women really wanted to give up their feelings, but they usually regretted it afterwards. Men need to understand that women's anger is mostly because you don't do well enough. Therefore, when a woman files for divorce after breaking up, she should not say "it's up to you" or "welcome", but reflect on her own shortcomings in the process of managing emotions and give more care to women. Only in this way can the feelings between men and women be more harmonious.
Women in love, five lies, men don't believe 2 Aries? I need to be quiet. Quiet.
Aries men have an unstoppable rhythm. They are often as crazy as people who have beaten chicken blood, and they like to show themselves and show off themselves. Of course, Aries is also a three-minute fever, happiness will be crazy for three minutes, and sadness will only be sad for three minutes. After three minutes, it's over. Aries men are simple and honest. They don't like lying, and they are sincere to everyone. Of course, Aries will also be duplicitous. They often love to say that they are tired, bored and out of spirits. In fact, this is obviously a lie. If Aries is tired, it is estimated that people all over the world are exhausted!
Taurus? If I knew, I would. ...
In the eyes of many people, the pragmatic Taurus will not lie. Indeed, Taurus is not a flashy person. However, Taurus likes Monday morning quarterback and likes to talk big. This will also give people a sense of unreality. Taurus often likes to say, "What's wrong with you? Why are you doing this now? If you knew I would do this? " Such perfunctory rhetoric is not feasible for a long time. In other words, such a Taurus will make people ignore it and make people speechless!
Gemini? It's not what you think between us
Gemini is always confused about feelings, because there are many friends of the opposite sex, many ambiguous people and many people who accidentally fall in love. Therefore, Gemini is often easy to step on several boats, which makes people unpredictable. Gemini after love is also prone to problems. His girlfriend will ask Gemini who is the extra person in his love life. Over time, whether he is ambiguous or proper relationship, Gemini will reflexively explain that they are just friends, not what you think. However, Gemini lovers have long regarded this explanation as a lie, because Gemini has long been a child in the wolf!
Cancer? You must be the most important.
Family-oriented Cancer Man is a well-known warm man, but when you are with Cancer, you will feel that your love is being shared, because Cancer loves his family more than anything else. After marriage, you become a relative of Cancer, and you will gradually want all the love of Cancer, which will make both sides of Cancer embarrassed. In order to take care of both sides, they will only say that the other side is their most important person. Of course, you know cancer is a lie. If you are in front of your family, they will also say that your family is the most important person!
Leo? The future is up to you.
The male chauvinist lion likes to be alone, hoping to be respected and worshipped by everyone. They love face and don't like being pestered. If you are annoyed by your lover because of a little thing, the lion man will try to avoid it and ease it first. In order to coax you, they will say a lot of obedient words and promise that it won't happen again. However, all this has long been commonplace to you, and you won't believe it in the future, because the lion will make the same mistake next time!
Virgo? I believe in you and support you.
Virgo men are not elegant, but they like to pretend to be gentlemen. But when virgins see your shortcomings or faults, they are not so gentleman and will roar wildly, because virgins demand too much perfection. Virgo people are strict, and sometimes they are not so strict in order to ease the relationship. In order to encourage you, virgins will say that they trust you and support you. However, if you still don't like their wishes next time, virgins will not be so kind. So, you won't trust virgins, because they never trust anyone!
Libra? it's not a big deal
Libra man is an excellent man in everyone's mind. Generally no one will find fault with him. Libra can get such praise because they are easy-going, fair and just, and indifferent to everything. In fact, the real Libra will also have pressure, but they are good at camouflage and adjustment. Sometimes Libra will say that nothing matters and nothing matters in order to appear relaxed and natural. In fact, the more Libra doesn't care, the hardest for them to let go. If Libra lacks the affirmation of others, how can they keep going!
Scorpio? No more love.
Not everyone knows that Scorpio cherishes feelings. They don't like acting. Sometimes Scorpio will pretend to be very free and easy. If you feel that your feelings are gone, just leave. No big deal. You don't love them anymore You don't love them anymore If others don't love, we may believe it, but if Scorpio doesn't love, it will become a fantasy. The center of Scorpio is love. Can such a cold person turn into ice without love?
Sagittarius? I will love you forever.
Casual Sagittarius man's biggest hobby is to be himself freely. In everyone's mind, Sagittarius is an irresponsible representative. They fell in love at first sight, and Sagittarius is passionate about feelings for three minutes. One second he is passionate about you, and the next he may launch a love offensive against others. Sagittarius men's favorite performance is cheating or betrayal, so when you hear a playboy Sagittarius man promise to tell you that he will love you forever, you will think it is a joke that will never come true!
Capricorn? it doesn't matter
Capricorn man is pragmatic and sincere. They devoted all their enthusiasm and youth to their cause. They do everything with a purpose, and they will do anything for this purpose. Capricorn men are selfish and self-centered. They are not liberal and casual people. If you accidentally irritate them, Capricorn will not let it go so easily, even if it seems indifferent, it will be over. In fact, it will also become a scar in Capricorn's heart. Although they won't retaliate against you, they will also be dissatisfied with you. Of course, people who know Capricorn know the weight of "it doesn't matter" in their mouth. True or false, it's impossible to tell!
Aquarius? I really want to stay awake.
Aquarius man is like Nezha, with hot wheels at his feet. He can't stop forever, he is full of power. Aquarius doesn't like being in line with others. They chose an unusual path because Aquarius is an activist and an idealist. They are full of energy and are the first to get up and the last to go to bed. The driving force that supports them to burn every day is dreams. When you hear Aquarius say that you are tired and want to keep it simple, you will feel that Aquarius must have some new plans to carry out, so it will be ready to go. Therefore, Aquarius lies will not be considered as lies, but will only be misinterpreted!
Pisces? I want to walk quietly.
The affectionate and gentle Pisces man is sometimes very sensitive, always thinking too much, thinking a joke as a big event, and Pisces will magnify them whether they are happy or sad. They like to dream of romantic love. Even if the fish reaches the age of 80, they will still have a princess dream, eager to be loved and eager to have true love. When the fish says that they are tired and can't love anymore, and want to live a plain life, you will think that the fish is temporarily frustrated because you believe that the dull Pisces will rekindle the flame of love. Therefore, if you want to be plain, it is only an impulse, and there is nothing substantial to speak of!
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