Funny xiehouyu

Two-part allegorical saying is a special language form of Chinese. It is a special language form created by the people in their life practice, and it is a short, funny and vivid sentence. In a certain language environment, two-part allegorical saying usually means saying the first half sentence and the second half sentence "two-part allegorical saying", so that you can understand and guess its original meaning, so it is called two-part allegorical saying. The following is my funny two-part allegorical saying. Let's have a look.

Funny Xiehouyu 1 1, pull the handle with the mouse-the big head is at the back.

2, the old turtle eats scales-iron core.

3, the old man walks on a wooden bridge-sad.

4. The old cow fell into the well-it was too strong to make it.

5, the old lady's foot binding-smelly and long.

6. The old lady gnaws chicken feet-it's hard to gnaw and swallow.

7, the old lady buys persimmons-soft.

8. The old lady whistles-her mouth won't open the door.

9. Laozi concubinage (looking for a lover)-a nest is not serious.

10, sprinkle fertilizer in the crotch-pull (meaning fertilization) (lazy) eggs.

1 1, there is sand in the crotch-fuck (sorry) eggs.

12, Confucius moved-net (full) book (lost).

13, a dog is gnawing at a bone-clinging to it, still humming.

14, knock on the head and fart twice-how evil it is to find good (do good).

15, the hat of the old monk-Pingbuqi (meaning nothing has progressed).

16, weasel camel-not dying, dying.

17, the weasel pulled a long fried dough stick-Mao Dui color.

18, the lotus is inserted in the toilet-it looks good outside the picture.

19, locomotive smoke-white gas.

20. Tie the chicken feather to the matchstick-the duster is very small.

2 1. Blow the lamp and leave a gap-leave the door open.

22. Selling a Cover in the River (a bamboo colander)-turtle weaving (meaning lying).

23. Henan to Hebei-two provinces (meaning two savings).

24. Pull coal with a dry food that eats dogs.

25, deaf ears-accessories.

26. Luo Guo turned back to the pot waist (also called Luo Guo)-all around.

27, Luo Hu on the tree-lack of money.

28. Scratching yam in the grass grave (cemetery)-I don't know the bulb (meaning I don't know anything).

29, lazy toad across the threshold-ass and face. (provided by autumn rain break)

30, rotten wood as a memorial tablet-indecent materials.

3 1, 20 cents for vinegar-poor.

32-year-old, two wives facing the ass-four doors.

33, donkey dung eggs-outer light and inner hair (looks good on the outside, but actually not good on the inside).

34. Bathing in broth-it's boring.

35. Carpenters make clips-they make them themselves.

36, ponytail tofu-can't lift (can't lift).

37. The wasp stung the donkey ball-the collector.

38, ants pee on the book-the word wet (solid).

39, blindfolded donkey grinding-blind turn.

40, the donkey in the mill-only know how to turn around.

4 1, draw a grasshopper on the wall —————————— It can't jump.

42. Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.

43. The earthworm on the bamboo pole-the waist pole is not hard.

44. grasshopper after autumn-you can't jump for a few days. (provided by Weishui Lan Ruo)

45, lame ass-inclined door.

46. Draw a grasshopper on the wall-you can't jump.

47. Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.

48. The earthworm on the bamboo pole-the waist pole is not hard.

49. grasshopper after autumn-you can't jump for a few days. (provided by Weishui Lan Ruo)

50, lame ass-inclined door.

5 1, long time in the toilet-no smell. (provided by Weishui Lan Ruo)

52, S: gauze wipes the ass-missing a hand (showing off).

53, riding a donkey uphill-one step can't keep up, one step can't keep up.

54, fifteen buckets to draw water-seven up and eight down.

55. A sorghum in ten acres-a single seedling.

56, solid (cold) winter December-frozen (moving) hands frozen (moving) feet.

57, clods (clods) wipe your ass-don't fall off at both ends.

58, bald brush (hat)-head (first meaning) Amin (name).

59, lice on the bald head-obvious.

60, bald hair-less.

6 1, bald men put oil on their heads-glossy.

62. Bald sparrow-Who do you think you are?

63, rabbit tail-can't grow.

64. dung beetles climbed to the edge of the thatched vat (cesspool)-not far from the dung (death).

65. dung beetles climbed the railing-harder than your cover.

66. dung beetles climbed to the top of the whip-suffering.

67. dung beetles climbs on the coal pile-it won't show your black.

68. dung beetles climbed into the basin-you rolled your eyes.

69. The dung beetle crawled under the light bulb-dark and bright.

70. dung beetles sneezes-covered in feces.

7 1, dung beetles moves-fuck off.

72. dung beetles eats zongzi-dung sticks to his teeth.

73. Take off your pants and fart-one more.

74. Shave your head with a load-fever.

75, seeking a beautiful wife-once in a hundred years. (provided in the voucher court)

76. When you go there, tie a big gong on the cowshed.

77. Spread the flour paste into your crotch-it's not shit (death) but shit (death).

78. Draw water with a bamboo basket-use a sieve.

79. Pour the beans into the bamboo tube-straight.

80. Needle to Wang Mai-Needle to Maimang.

8 1, the chubby girl rides a thin donkey and fits tightly.

82, shallots mixed with tofu-one clear and two white.

83, the child's ass-antifreeze (not afraid of cold).

84, Xiao Mo catch (shorty) fart-modesty.

85, Xiao Mo catch (dwarf) riding a camel-in a dilemma.

86. A blind man lit a lamp that wasted wax.

87. The blind man walks with crutches.

88. The blind watch the play-listen.

89. The blind man visited his father-in-law.

90. A machete cuts vegetables at a spoon-it fits.

9 1, a mule with a crooked mouth sells for a donkey-it's in the mouth.

92, tortoise mung bean-right eye.

93. What are blind people looking for-groping.

94. The blind man looks in the mirror-he doesn't know what he looks like.

95. Beat your wife when it rains-I'm free anyway.

96. In the yard of Rain Station-Rain (called Rain Wheel in local dialect) caught fire.

97, watermelon skin wipe ass-smooth.

98. Zhang Er's "monk"-scratching his head.

99, the shovel of the grocery store-all bachelors.

100, sesame blossoms are increasing.

10 1, Pig Bajie looks in the mirror-he is not alone inside and outside.

102, the dumb eats coptis-you can't talk with your mouth.

103, the dumb eats jiaozi-I know.

104, one person throws the ball and everyone watches-the mass view. (provided in the voucher court)

105, buy a toad skin for a penny-expensive and cheap are not goods.

106, second time around, Pig-afraid of revealing ugliness.

107, Zhu Bajie plowed the field-mouth arch (meaning doing things only by mouth).

108, the pig has green onions in its nose-it wants to become an elephant.

109, jujube core cutting board (saw jujube core into boards with a saw)-no two saws (sentences).

1 10, 15th day of the first month-half a month later.

1 1 1. It is a shame to win the highest prize blindly.

1 12, sleep with a pole-want to be wider.

1 13, set the tone by plane-high profile.

1 14, dreaming of marrying a wife-only thinking about the good side.

1 15, put an oil bottle on your mouth-slick.

1 16, hiding a knife in your mouth-it hurts when you exit.

1 17. Walk down the coal kiln with crutches-pound (pour) coal (mold).

1 18, Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-some people are willing to hit others.

1 19, crops do not emerge-bad species.

120, I have a thorn in my own eye-how can I pick a thorn in others' eyes?

12 1, standing by the river to pee-go with the flow.

122, braked suddenly and fell-involuntarily.

123, drinking the river and talking in the sea-endless.

124, throwing money on the plane-empty (cast) tickets.

125, the wooden fish of the old monk-the goods hit by nature.

126, throw away crutches and bows ———————————— Brother.

127, riding through the downtown area-hang it all.

128, the seven fairies went to their parents' house-coming from the clouds and going in the fog.

129, dish-washing clothes in the horse spoon.

130, the trumpet is stuffed with cotton-it won't blow.

Funny Xiehouyu 2 1, playing mahjong on the bench-I can't catch it.

2. Balloon in midair-no sky, no ground; death by hanging

3. Hang a pocket in midair-pretend to be crazy (wind)

4, half pulling melon seeds-not counting individuals (benevolence); Who are you?

I dreamed of marrying the bride in the middle of the night-it was a beautiful dream.

6. Make a cake with noodles-it's not a serious material.

7. The watermelon in your arms is as steady as Mount Tai. )

8. Worship the world with your child in your arms-double happiness.

9. Kiss with an iron rake-ask for a nail to touch.

10, back (unlucky) matchmaker-scold at both ends

1 1, the bug hidden in the vest-I've heard too much (itchy)

12, walking with a mirror on your back-not afraid of future generations laughing.

13, the needle disappeared under the covers-either the mother-in-law or the grandson.

14, fill your nostrils with rice soup-enough (enough)

15, hang a hammer on your nose-shame (slap) (gnash your teeth)

16. Hail hits cotton trees-single.

17, wax in freezer-candle in cave (ice room)

18, museum exhibits-antiques

19, pomegranate doesn't fry mouth-full of flower ideas

20, doll's eyes-as blind as a bat

2 1, the tailor didn't take a ruler-deliberately broken (quantity)

22. Boil the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.

23. Crazy girl telling jokes-Xixi haha

24. Invite a wolf as a guest-I have no patience.

25. The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other.

26. A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer

27. The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

28, please sister-in-law company-uneasy.

29. Poor widows go to the market-no one wants money, no money.

30, the mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)

3 1, Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.

32. I spent my sedan chair in the theater-I was poor and happy.

33. The sedan chair uses an abacus-difference calculation.

34, heifer menstruation-blood cow pen

35-year-old Shi-Si who dreams of marrying.

36, the dream wife-want to be eccentric

37. Dream of jumping into a well-a false alarm; Shivaas

38. Dreaming about Xu-I want to be eccentric

39, do clay figurine craft-pinch (pinch) hands pinch (pinch) feet

40. Selling glutinous rice balls with sesame cakes-all-rounder.

4 1, magistrate of a county lost his seal-confused officer

42. Brick-making mold, insert knife sheath-frame sleeve

43, selling iron-throwing caution to the wind

44, banana fruit-wholeheartedly

45, juggling bright handkerchief-don't hide it.

46, with a piece of cloth magic-mask

47. Baoyu and Xiangyun wept for Jia Mu, each with his own tears.

48. The worm in the corn stalk-special (drilling) heart

49. Corn flour makes Yuan Xiao difficult to knead.

50, the monk's wooden fish-from ear to ear; Beaten goods; If you don't fight, you won't ring; Open your mouth.

Funny Xiehouyu 3 1, deflate suona-see how you play.

2. Feed the tiger in bed-harm others and harm yourself.

3, fart in bed-residual smell (smell) (cover)

4, fart in bed-take it all away.

5. Cover the table with a sheet-it's big (surrounded)

6, robes to sweaters-more than enough.

7. Picking peony in the hospital bed-longing for flowers.

8. If you are seriously ill, don't take medicine-wait for death

9. Peeling onions and mashing garlic-a trivial matter

10, stripping trees-not long.

1 1, skinned toad-heart never dies

12, skinning cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts.

13, flies pick flowers-pretend to be crazy (bees)

14, the fly flew into the eyes of the cow-tired of looking for it (tears) to eat.

15, straw bag for cloth bag-one generation (bag) is not as good as the next.

16, the teapot has no belly and only a mouth.

17, Gai Lou-foundation stinks.

18, engine under the car-great stamina.

19, a fire broke out in the Chenghuang Temple-children smoked in their mouths.

20. Grandma Huang Cheng is pregnant-she has a ghost.

2 1, hanging keys on the wall-be honest with each other (in the city)

22, eat popsicles pull (excretion) popsicles-nothing to say (change)

23. Eat too much salt-talk idle (salty).

24. Eat black pepper (slender pepper) to keep warm-the whole body is hot.

25, eat porridge-pro (Qing) plus pro (Qing)

26, wearing slippers to dance ballet-foreign soil is not local.

27. Wear a suit and a straw hat-neither a local nor a foreigner; Half the earth, half the ocean.

28. Make a coffin with a plank-drift for half your life and become a man when you get old.

29. The boathouse has been a coffin for half his life-drifting into a (sheng)

30. Blow the horn at the window-the name (sound) is outside.

3 1, drummer's drum cheeks

On March 32, the cook took the fall for others.

33. From Henan to Hunan-Difficult (South) is more difficult (South)

34. The prodigal son's younger brother-the prodigal son

35, wear a toilet to sit in the lobby-stealing (dirty) officials

36, wear a laundry list into the temple-want to be a big head ghost.

37. Wear black gauze to beat cotton-a bow (work)

38. The duster has no hair-a bachelor.

39, the egg hits the chicken and flies-both ends are empty; Two failures

40, eat food and hit the corner of your eye (flirting)-shameless.

4 1, hair loss and comb-understandable

42. Tofu is dusty-it's not easy to blow, it's not easy to fight (metaphorically, things are not handled according to law).

43. Hungry people bite chicken feet-it won't solve the problem.

44. Hungry dogs go to the toilet (toilet)-seek death (shit); have a hearty meal

45, the burden of two girls-cowardly bag

46, 2 1 day no chicken-bad guy

47. You can't hatch a chicken-bad guy in 2 1 day.

The dog bit Lv Dongbin-I don't know what to do.

49, foot cloth to make parasols-one step (cloth) to heaven

50, haha mirror shines on people-strange; It has changed.