Recommendation of the funniest nonsense literature

The funniest literary collection of nonsense (Part I)

1. The law of stock has been found, either rising or falling.

2. I lost a minute before 6 seconds passed.

3. when I don't speak, it means I don't speak.

4. whatever you say is irrelevant, it is not irrelevant at all.

5. When you have heard this story, you will have heard it.

6. According to statistics, all the people born out of wedlock are women.

7. Do you know? Your screen name is actually your screen name.

8. Luck is all about luck.

9. You are a sensible person, and I know what you mean. I am also a wise man, and a wise man should understand that I understand what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I understand what you mean.

1. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

11. People who are killed will die.

12. If you jump from the tenth floor, there is no accident, then you should have an accident.

13. Every minute a person breathes, he will lose one minute of his life.

14. Did the deceased get hurt?

15. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

16. You wasted as many minutes as you spent reading these words.

17. I was awake before I fell asleep.

18. Compared with the older generation, young people today are really too young.

19. I hope our next meeting is next time.

2. Those who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things. The funniest nonsense literature encyclopedia (Part II)

21. Ginger is still old.

22. I'm pretty good when I'm not cooking.

23. If I have nothing to say, then I may really have nothing to say.

24. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

25. Stone is very hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.

26. You probably didn't lose your mobile phone before.

27. I was extremely angry when I was extremely angry!

28. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.

29. People who have no date should still be single.

3. I am usually very angry when I am extremely angry.

31. It's beautiful, but it's a little ugly, but it's also beautiful. Unfortunately, it's ugly to me, but it's too beautiful, and it doesn't reflect the feeling of ugliness. So it's a little ugly, but it's a little ugly, but it doesn't affect its beauty.

32. A thousand miles of Jiangling is still alive, and 5 miles of Jiangling is still alive.

33. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

34. One rotation of the earth equals seven days.

35. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

36. so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, it's probably the moonlight.

37. I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in one country.

38. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

39. Three sentences, let the man listen to my three sentences.

4. The young man is handsome, with one nose and two eyes. The funniest literary encyclopedia of nonsense (Part III)

41. As a person who has experienced it, I have already come.

42. If you are a little useful, you will not be useless at all.

43. I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.

44. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

45. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg than those who don't.

46. If there are three people, there must be three.

47. if I can understand it, I won't understand it.

48. You are really good-looking, especially in your eyes. One * * * is no more than two.

49. According to statistics, all the unmarried pregnant women in the world are women. A 16-year-old teenage girl was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one has lived to be 25 years old since ...

5. You can only win, but you can't win.

51. If you are right, you should be right.

52. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk.

53. I don't know what to say every time I don't know what to say.

54. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai, and it was Zhou Yu who hit him, and it was Huang Gai who was beaten.

55. I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.

56. Have you found that it is much hotter in summer than in winter?

57. The whole job is good, but it is a little rotten.

58. Sure enough, good-looking people are beautiful.

59. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

6. The pig was alive before it died. Some funny nonsense literary quotations

Some funny nonsense literary quotations (Part 1)

1. If you jump from the tenth floor, there is no accident, then you should have an accident.

2. It should be alive before it dies.

3. The pig was alive before it died.

4. if I can understand it, I won't understand it.

5. This incident has made a big noise, and it has spread wildly all over the world. This incident is really quite big, but it is not particularly big. If you want to say small, it is not particularly small. I think it is still quite big, but it is not particularly big, but it is not small. Everyone thinks it's particularly big, but I don't think it's that big, but if you say it's small, it's not small either.

6. I'm shocked that a 14-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

7. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

8. Have you noticed that it's much hotter in summer than in winter?

9. Hello, everyone. My name is Fan, because I'm always cold when I speak, so everyone calls me, so be careful when I speak.

1. after peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.

11. I don't know what to say every time I don't know what to say.

12. after listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

13. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone. Yes, it is. I'll find someone when I want to fall in love.

14. All minors are under the age of 18.

15. I feel like talking when you say that.

16. It's not just nonsense, it's just nonsense.

17. I have never dropped a chain in this matter.

18. The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

19. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

2. If you fall from the 1th floor, there should be an accident. Some funny nonsense literary quotations (part 2)

21. People who have no date should still be single.

22. There aren't any clouds in the cloudless sky in Wan Li.

23. You must be reading this article when you see it.

24. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.

25. If you look white, you won't be black.

26. You are a sensible person, and I know what you mean. I am also a wise man, and a wise man should understand that I understand what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people should understand me and understand what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

27. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

28. Everyone who is awake now should still be awake.

29. a truth: the bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

3. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

31. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

32. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

33. Every time you waste 6 seconds in your life, your life passes by 1 minute.

34. If you save one pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 1 packs of cigarettes in 1 days.

35. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

36. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

37. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl four years ago?

38. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

39. I don't know if you have noticed, but winter is really much colder than summer.

4. If you fall from a 1-story building, there should be an accident. Some funny nonsense literary quotations (part 3)

41. If you say so, you can't say so.

42. If I guess correctly, I must have guessed correctly.

43. Why didn't you reply to my message? Because I didn't send you a message?

44. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk.

45. I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in one country.

46. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

47. You can know the weather tomorrow by the weather forecast.

48. One minute was lost before 6 seconds passed.

49. even if the heavenly king Lao zi came, it was also the heavenly king Lao zi.

5. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

51. Today's young people are really young compared with the older generation.

52. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

53. You will find that what is said in nonsense literature is full of nonsense.

54. Your mother must be pregnant to give birth to you.

55. The young man is handsome, with one nose and two eyes.

56. After you click on the likes, you will find that I like one more.

57. I am usually very angry when I am extremely angry.

58. Put some black white sesame seeds.

59. He should look good if he is not ugly.

6. This hand is as big as a slap. Let's understand the nonsense literature together. 1. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

2. It's not just nonsense, it's just nonsense.

3. You are really good-looking, especially in your eyes. One * * * is no more than two.

4. even if the heavenly king Lao zi came, it was also the heavenly king Lao zi.

5. You must be reading this article when you see it.

6. Don't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.

7. The milk I drink smells like milk.

8. If you have no date, you should still be single now.

9. I can fry three dishes, one fried tomato, one fried tomato and one fried tomato.

1. I found the law of stocks! It is either up or down.

11. You look good if you are not ugly.

12. if I can understand it, I won't understand it.

13. if he wants to go to prison for ten years, he won't get out for ten years.

14. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

15. I made men listen to me in three sentences.

16. Have you found that summer is much hotter than winter?

17. Unsuccessful! Then it fails!

18. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg than those who don't.

19. If you say so, you can't say so.

2. All minors are under the age of 18. Let's play with nonsense literature. Part II

21. Good morning, friends. It's ok if it's not good, whatever.

22. Congratulations! I congratulated you!

23. Advise everyone not to buy an iPhone13, which will save thousands of dollars, and then buying an iPhone13 with the saved thousands of dollars is equivalent to picking up an iPhone13 for nothing.

24. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone. Yes, it is. I'll find someone when I want to fall in love.

25. Every time you waste 6 seconds in your life, your life passes by 1 minute.

26. If you are not ugly, you should look pretty.

27. Compared with the older generation, young people nowadays are really too young.

28. Stone is very hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.

29. I was extremely angry when I was extremely angry!

3. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

31. after listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

32. The young man is handsome, with one nose and two eyes.

33. You probably didn't have a girlfriend before you found one.

34. You wasted as many minutes as you spent reading these words.

35. I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

36. If you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

37. Young man, you are really good, so young at a young age.

38. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are exactly two.

39. The video is quite short, but a little long.

4. I don't know what to say every time I don't know what to say. Let's play with nonsense literature. Part III

41. This pig was alive before he died.

42. What is better than studying for ten years? Read for eleven years.

43. The results of the hospital examination came out, doctor.