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During the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, a famous scholar Wu Bangdian appeared in Fengxi, Chaozhou, and officially worshipped the official position of Baoqing, a monk who was then a member of the General Committee of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference. He is humorous and good at guessing riddles. Once, he was shy at home, so he sent a servant wearing a straw hat and clogs to his neighbor's house to ask for a bag of things. The servant asked him what he wanted, please make it clear. He said it goes without saying, you will know when you go. The servant inexplicably went to his neighbor's house and told him what his master said. The neighbor smiled and asked him to bring back a pack of tea. It turned out that this was a charade. Servant is "human", straw hat is cursive top, and clogs on feet are wooden characters under herringbone. Together, it is a word "tea". It's wonderful!

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/kloc-At the beginning of the 9th century, a Portuguese sailor brought back some good tea from China. Seeing this exotic treasure, the sailor's mother invited her relatives and friends to enjoy delicious food. But everyone tasted it, but it was too bitter to swallow. The sailor saw a plate of "boiled" tea on the table and asked, "What about the water for boiling tea?" Mother replied: "tea tastes so bad, will water taste good?" I've already emptied the water! "

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17th century ago, Britain

Most of the tea was imported from China, which made tea a luxury in Britain at that time. However, in Britain, tea is treated like this: in a lady's family salon, a housekeeper in a tuxedo brought a beautiful box and a tea set usually set with gold. Then, the hostess personally took out a little tea from the box and put it in the pot. Then everyone will have a cup of tea. There is no smell of tea after drinking. That doesn't count. Then the hostess will take the tea out of the pot with a delicate clip and put butter on the bread for everyone to taste. At this time, British celebrities will pick up sandwiches made of tea residue one by one and praise them while eating.

A few years ago, I bought tea in a small tea shop, and I didn't recognize the teapot on the shelf of the owner. It seems that I have taken a fancy to a little beauty for my master's own use. Let's call it that. I'm really sorry to look like a beauty, red and yellow, 50cc, 15 yuan. According to the shopkeeper, he doesn't know what is true and what is false. The boss gave it to him when he bought the goods, and asked him to choose two for his own use. He thought it was beautiful, so he took it to the shop to make tea. As a result, the capacity is too small, there are not enough guests, and it is too small for personal use. It can't be sold in shops. People who come here question whether they can make tea-it's so small! That pot is full of mold. I don't know when I didn't wash the tea. Seeing that I like it, the shopkeeper was surprised and happy. He simply picked up some money and bargained 15 yuan.

I have suspected that there is something wrong with this mud since I started on the road here in Ruopu. Probably white mud+color, or coarse sand for making clay pots. Anyway, I have never seen such good mud. So it was hardly used later. I kept it for several years. Some time ago, my sister lost weight and asked me to take a pot to the office to drink Pu 'er tea. I was reluctant to part with the pot of the original mine, so I gave it to her for fear that she would break it. As a result, something unexpected happened: everyone in the office said that this pot of tea was delicious! Teapots are just different! "This is better than anything in their porcelain cups and pots. Of course, almost all of them are blind to tea and pot, and drinking Pu 'er is purely for losing weight. And because the price of Pu 'er tea in our hometown is very chaotic, hundreds of cakes in the supermarket are not good tea. The cooked Pu 'er that my sister took from me is very popular in their office, so they all eat this kind of Pu 'er. Of course, I didn't sell them. They are all provided free of charge. Therefore, this pot has become the treasure of their office, and almost everyone wants to taste it. And it was well received and became a real purple sand sample.

Later, I went, and the Pu 'er brewed in this pot was really sweeter than the balls soaked in my raw ore, which made me confused.