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The ceremony is like a dream.
Happier than me.
"Shoushou left today."
After waiting for a while, I didn't hear the answer on the other end of the phone. Ye Shenkuan added, "I was counting on you to catch up with the airport. I used to feel stupid enough, and now I have you at the bottom. "
JiNaFang was silent for a moment and smiled. "Really? I still think you are more stupid than me. "
Ye Shenkuan also smiled, but just smiled and said, "Life has to pass, Nanhua, forget it."
After hanging up the phone, Ji Nanfang only felt that Ye Shenshou was really more stupid than himself, because he had clearly said before: "I thought the easiest thing in this world was to forget. Later, I finally understood that the most difficult thing in this world is forgetting. "
He can't do it himself. Why do you think he can?
Ji Nanfang didn't go home, but went back to the apartment. In fact, he hasn't been back here since Shoushou left, and he seems a little scared. He always feels that she is here and he will see her again. In fact, the room is empty, as always, spotless, with new flowers in vases, and good apartment management makes everything look clean and tidy forever. He stood in the hall and looked at it, as if relieved, without a trace. He wants to replace the furniture in the whole hall or redecorate it later, but he just feels very tired at the moment.
He took a bath and finally fell asleep in the bathtub because he was too tired and the water temperature was comfortable. When he woke up, the water was cold and he was shivering with cold. After he got up, he took a hot bath, dried his hair and went back to his bedroom.
He hesitated for a while and finally sat down on the bed. Be careful, as if afraid to disturb something.
In those few short days, he used to sit here every night, carefully, for fear that she would cry.
She cried badly, which made people feel distressed. He thought about it all night, so he kept her selfish and made her happy without letting go.
Although the bed is big, it is not very soft. Shoushou said he didn't like it, but he remembered everything she said. Stand up and walk to the window. It's a gloomy sky outside the window, and the rain is still rustling, but the rain can't be heard through the double-layer thickened glass.
After smoking, he felt more idle and went back to sleep. However, there is a faint fragrance on the pillow, which is the smell of washing and adjusting. He forced himself to sleep, but he woke up after only a short sleep.
He got up and decided to go out for dinner, so he opened the cloakroom and looked for clothes absently. Some clothes have just been sent back from the laundry, and the personal housekeeper has taken good care of them and hung them in different categories. Dozens of shirts, suits, coats, dresses, and an open door are all nothingness.
The drawer was opened, and it was full of neatly hung pants and ties. In the small drawer, there are many cuffs and tie clips, and the members are all slightly stamped. It looks all kinds, but there is nothing he is looking for.
Open the last cupboard door, which is full of pajamas. The bottom drawer was stuck and it took him a little effort to open it. It turned out to be here. That set of plaid bear pajamas is very pink and light blue, and the collar is embroidered with three small letters YSS. This is a habit he formed when he was in boarding school. All clothes, including underwear, are always embroidered with their initials, so later, these three letters were embroidered on her clothes. She stayed here for a few days, washed nothing but this pajamas, and when the clothing store sent it back, she had already left.
He looked at his pajamas and then picked them up. There is a silk scarf under them. The pattern of white characters on a black background is very beautiful, and the color has not faded at all for so many years. Because silk is difficult to dye, he looked up a lot of information and tried many methods. Finally, I called my tutor when I was a master. The old professor gave him many ideas, and finally the dyeing effect was very beautiful, just like printing. He didn't want to go to the factory to make dishes, so he made them himself.
He still remembers that it was early spring after his engagement to Shoushou, and the peach blossoms just opened outside the window, and the trees were light red. He sat at the window and drew a picture, one heart, another heart and countless hearts. If the painting is not good, overthrow it and start over. .
He has never been so focused in these years. He just thinks that if he gives it to her, she will understand.
He has been hunched in front of the drawer for so long that his knees are sore and he can't stand.
The crack in the leg bone is like a wound in the heart. It still hurts after so long.
After a while, I found a paper bag, stuffed clothes and scarves into it at random, then led the paper bag into the kitchen and stuffed it into the trash can.
He leaned against the kitchen counter and lit another cigarette, but he choked at the first bite and kept coughing, so he had to put it out again. He squatted down to open the trash can, coughed and took out the paper bag, then took out his wrinkled pajamas and scarf.
He went back to the bedroom, carefully spread his pajamas on the bed and smoothed the silk scarf bit by bit. His fingers seem to have a gentle touch, just like her fragrance, always with a little sweetness. Then he sat for a while, and finally took out his pajamas and put them outside the bear plaid pajamas. Then, he put the silk scarf in the innermost part of the two sets of clothes, because every heart on it was hand-painted by him.
He knows it doesn't make sense, but when two clothes are put together, it's like one person holding another person, and they are intimate. In fact, he hardly hugged her like this because she didn't like it.
Two years ago, Ang Lee's Brokeback Mountain was released worldwide, but it happened that he had something to go to Hongkong, so she followed him just to see the film.
When she saw Ennis holding Jack's clothes, she burst into tears. He handed her a tissue, just amused: "As for it?" She wiped her weeping eyes and gave him a hard look: "What do you know?"
In fact, he knows, although she will never believe that he knows.
Because I can't, I have to use this way, so humble and so cautious, just like two people can always be together, just like two people are really together. If you share the most desperate thoughts, it is actually an extravagant hope that cannot be realized at all.
In this life, never part.
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Fan wai,
Dong smiled and said, "It seems that General Qi is playing dumb again. Who else in Jinan? As for this third son of Ji, as long as he says a word, I promise you smooth sailing. "
Qi Fanfei only shook his head: "It is difficult, it is difficult to go to the sky, how to get its name?" Dong was really drunk, and his narrowed eyes were bloodshot. He toyed with the jade chopsticks rack and said, "Brother, this is luck. I tell you, the way of Jinan, others can't afford it. " Qi Fanfei recognized the meaning of his words and repeatedly handed over his hands: "Brother Dong, if you are willing to help my brother, I will be shattered and remember my brother's kindness."
Dong Ha smiled, deliberately selling off: "You'd better guess what Jinnan likes best?
Qi Fanfei blurted out: "Money?"
Dong shook his head like a rattle: "Where is he short of money?" Qi Fanfei guessed a few more minutes: "Antiques? Calligraphy and painting? " Dong just shook his head, stared at Qi mysteriously and asked, "Do you know why Ji's third son always likes to stay with us?"
Qi was at a loss. Dong smiled and whispered, "because he has his favorite thing here-he has a villa in Jingmian Villa. Hey, that's the best in town, but the house is falling down. The hostess of this villa, gee, is as beautiful as the whole Beijing Cotton Villa. " four
Qi Fanfei disagreed: "Where did Ji Nanfang not raise a few girls?" It would be great if those women could talk. "
Dong only waved: "No, this one is different. Ji Nanfang doesn't know how hard it is to get it-oh, you don't know. At first, he was as fierce as a wild horse. He smashed things, burned the house, took his pulse, swallowed glass, and was almost desperate for a time. I heard that after drinking the whole bottle of detergent, the doctor was silent after gastric lavage. You know Ji Nanfang's temper. Who dares to provoke him? This woman ... "He shook his head:" Otherwise, the people next to him would have watched closely and found it early. Maybe it's really unfortunate. JiNaFang also held her breath, let her make trouble, smashed things, give her a new one, no matter what gold and silver, whatever you want, whatever you want. Finally, she figured it out and suddenly calmed down. "
Qi Fanfei asked doubtfully, "What is this statement?"
Dong's voice was even lower: "She used to work in a foreign trade company, and their boss wanted to take the road of Jinan because of the quota problem. Finally, I invited San Ji's son out to dinner, and she also attended the dinner. I was supposed to propose a toast to the last seat, but JiNa favored her. This woman is a carrot and stick, ignoring JiNaFang, you said that if another woman, who can stand the San Ji childe's car that a ah, she is partial, in the end, unexpectedly a resignation report, going away. Finally, her boss was cruel and came up with a solution. She was sold by her boss. Can you stop it? " Lower their voices in qi extraordinary ear gently said a few words, a hand over your mouth bursts bursts into laughter. Qi Fanfei didn't laugh. He just said, "That's really cloudy. Don't be afraid of trouble?"
Dong reached out and stuck out his tongue, saying, "What can I do? If uncooked rice is cooked into mature rice, if she wants to make trouble, she will only make trouble with Ji Nanfang, and it is evil. No matter how much trouble she makes, Ji Nanfang will be partial to her. " Keep shaking your head and sticking out your tongue: "So as long as she is willing to talk, there is nothing wrong with Jinan." Everything has its vanquisher. You said Nanji really had everything except picking the moon to make the beauty laugh. Last year, in order to treat her with a pot of flowers, you didn't see it, gee, and it was so chaotic that you just moved several professors from Agricultural University. "Speaking of which, I suddenly patted Qi extraordinary on the shoulder:" Yes, she also graduated from NTU, so you can climb an alumnus.
After listening to this sentence, Qi Fanfei was shocked for some reason. He only heard Dong proudly say, "Miss Qiao owed my boss a favor when she was still in a foreign trade company, so she has been very kind to me. Brother, you are lucky this time. Dude, I gave up this face to introduce you to her. The rest depends on your own luck. "
Qi exultation, push a cup to ask, just thank you. +
He and Dong have been doing business for many years, but Dong didn't blame him. A few days later, he called him: "It's rare for her to agree to come out. I have an appointment with her to have tea at Dusty House at four o'clock in the afternoon. Try your luck.
Qi Fan Fei arrived at the dusty house at half past three. He hasn't seen anything after shopping for so many years, but what Dong said that day seemed to arouse his curiosity. ,
Dong arrived a little later than him, but ten minutes earlier. He looked at his watch and laughed at himself a little: "Give Ji Nanfang face. It is said that every time Ji Sanzi comes back, she must call her at the airport in advance, otherwise she will not be allowed to enter the door. "
Qi Fanfei couldn't help but burst into laughter and said, "I'm afraid this is false. You are the most harmful. "
"It's true, you didn't see JiNaFang like that, once I accompanied him to drink too much, guess what he said, he said that my wife is not as good as others, even my money. Listen to this. Who will believe it when it comes out? "
"Isn't Ji Nanfang's wife someone else's daughter?"
"Yes, the nickname Shoushou, with JiNaFang right, people are beautiful, but JiNaFang threw her in Beijing, ignored, even lose face mount tai's adult. It is said that it was because this young lady was really impatient once, and she flew over specially to find Miss Qiao a little trouble. As a result, San Ji was annoyed. Since then, the young couple have torn their faces. If it weren't for the pressure from the old men on both sides, something might have happened. "
At four o'clock sharp, the waiter pushed open the door.
Qi almost stood up in surprise. In fact, he also stood up.
It's completely different from the kind of woman he imagined. She just wore a black dress, which made her look thinner. She didn't even wear makeup, but she was almost breathtaking. Eyes are like gems. When you look at people quietly, you almost see through their hearts. .
He is in a trance.
Dong has called out: "Miss Qiao" introduced enthusiastically: "This is General Qi.
Qi extraordinary heart only thought, how could it be her?
(According to the bandit's attached book, this Joe is a double man. . Personal opinion, don't film me. )
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Ritual is like a dream III, Color &; Ring "
Just walked out, suddenly someone called: "Hello! South, isn't that your wife? "
JiNaFang looking back, really.
It is rare for her to wear a skirt, a coral wool knitted pullover, a dark brown straight skirt below, a coat in hand, and stand with her partner, looking slim.
A group of people had a long discussion. Some people call her sister-in-law, others call her sister-in-law, and others call her nickname: "Shoushou, what a coincidence today?"
Shoushou smiled and asked, "Why, I'm glad you came to drink instead of me to eat?"
The woman holding Jinan had already let go of her hand, but her posture was still very open and she was ready to walk away. Unexpectedly, she was caught by Jinan backhand and said, "Wait for me in the car." Just let go again. '
Seeing that the couple had something private to say, a group of people roared away with their girlfriends, and the rest stayed with her female companion Du, who also said, "I'll wait for you in the past."
"No need." Shoushou didn't care, smiled at Jinan and said, "I'm going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I can't accompany you this Saturday. Please tell your mother. "
"Why go to Hong Kong?"
Shoushou felt a little strange. She is always running around, and he doesn't bother to ask.
"Look at Lust, Caution, Full Edition."
It is her usual style to fly to Hong Kong to see a movie.
"Don't go, watch it at home, I'll ask someone to find one for you, that is, I won't delete it for twenty minutes."
Shoushou feels very gratified. Look, it's better to get married: "OK, don't forget."
As a result, he really forgot to be with someone he hadn't seen for days. On this day, he remembered to call him. After ringing for a long time, no one answered, and he was about to hang up. He actually replied, "Hello?"
As soon as I heard the sound, I knew I was still awake, and I didn't know which woman was still sleeping. She suddenly had a prank idea, whispered "Nan" and asked delicately, "Guess who I am?"
"Keep it," he said sleepily. "Next time you want to play this game, remember not to use the confidential telephone at home. Be good. " '
She was a little angry. "Where's the Lust, Caution you found me?"
This time I asked him, and it took a few seconds to laugh: "Oh, I forgot." Maybe I caught a cold, maybe I didn't wake up, and my voice was stuffy when I spoke.
She suddenly felt very sad and said, "forget it then."
"Keep it?" He seemed to sense something was wrong: "Don't be angry. I'll call someone to get it. Keep it?"
"No, I don't want to see it."
She felt exhausted and hung up the phone. In fact, there is only a little similarity. Yi Changning caught a cold for a long time that winter and never recovered. She called him, and his voice buzzed like a child: "Oh, I forgot."
Actually, he didn't forget. He said that on purpose. Later, when she returned to the dormitory discontentedly and saw cakes and flowers, she realized that he hadn't forgotten at all. Later, she gave the cake to everyone in the dormitory. Everyone laughed and said, "Sweet!" "
Yes, sweet, sweet to the heart.
When breaking up, he said over and over again, "Shoushou, forget me, forget me ... Shoushou, forget me ..."
And she is like a child, holding his skirt in tears, so messy, so adamant, but what's the use?
What's the use?
Finally, he left her.
Don't want her
Shoushou felt discouraged because she remembered these things and stopped crying.
In the old way, she went out to have a big meal, then went to the movies, and watched one after another. where will you go's grief, the pain of struggling like that, and the sad life like that seemed endless.
At this time, she will feel very happy and happy.
When I came home early in the morning, I was very surprised to see Jinan. I snorted: "How did you come back?"
He seems a little impatient: "This is my home, I can't come back?"
They have three chapters of the agreement. One side loses his temper, and the other side can't lose his temper, so she smiled and followed him, coaxing him: "Yes, yes, of course you can come back." I turned my head and asked, "What are you doing back?"
His face became worse, as if he were angry with another woman, which made her more curious. What other woman dares to be angry with him?
He usually doesn't say anything when he is really angry. In fact, she is tired and lazy to change clothes. She came out and noticed something on the coffee table: "What is it?"
"copy."
~ he said impatiently, it was like this when I was a child, and I didn't think she was bored. She is a girl, much younger than him, but she loves to follow him. She wants to climb the wall tree with a group of boys, and he is annoyed with her little tail, so he is always impatient to talk to her.
_ She couldn't help laughing: "Lust, Caution"? Please ask Xiao Su to watch it with me tomorrow. I heard that Tony Leung Chiu Wai will be fully exposed at three o'clock, yeah, yeah! "
He suddenly said, "I have to give it back to others tomorrow. It depends on today."
"Ah?"
"Do you think it's easy? Just to get this out, people sold a lot of face. "
"Oh, Jinan, do something. I'm sleepy now. Let's watch it tomorrow. Can I stay one more day? "
"Just look at today, now."
It seems that he is really in a bad mood and won't even help with such a trivial matter. His bad temper really stinks. She frowned and hugged the movie. Today is the day to watch.
Who knows that he pushed it away: "The ant regrets the tree!"
She spat out her tongue. In fact, there are allusions to this. At that time, he was in junior high school. She is a first-year primary school student. A group of children want to put the basketball stand back on the abandoned playground behind the compound. I didn't grow up when I was a child. I looked like a little girl, but I danced fastest. She was the first to rush up and try her best to lift the iron shelf.
A group of little boys burst into laughter, and Ji Nanfang laughed the loudest and said to her with disdain, "The ant regrets the tree!" " "
This movie is really a bit heavy. The projection room is on the third floor. She heard his slight breathing and poked her hand: "Third Young Master, it's time for you to exercise. Don't just do one kind of exercise all day. Listen to the gasps. You are old. "
He laughed without anger: "Get out!"
This is Ji Nanfang. She turned on the projector happily. He helped her show the movie. She asked, "Why don't you get the number back?"
"Didn't you say that only movies are movies?"
Did she say that?
I don't remember.
She never eats at the movies. When others entered the cinema, she was left with coke in her left hand and popcorn in her right hand, and only her hands were empty.
Although the projection room at home is small, it is very comfortable. She sat cross-legged on the sofa, and he sat on the other side of the sofa and lit a cigarette first.
She frowned: "Ji Nanfang!"
He got up and left.
She thought he had left, so she decided to go to the movies.
_ Completely immersed in the plot, Tang Wei is beautiful. I don't think when I look at the sea, it really appears in the camera. At first glance, it seems that the sword is drawn, and the eyebrows and eyes are all spring scenery, just like peach blossoms, with a variety of customs, which is hard to say.
In a daze, until he sat on the sofa, she didn't know when JiNa will come back. She glanced at him and said, "Aren't you going out?"
He didn't answer. She watched the film with rapt attention and turned her head to continue watching. )
The legendary paper clip finally appeared. She had seen the big scene, but she couldn't help laughing when she saw it. Ji Nanfang suddenly asked, "What's so funny?"
"It's too difficult," she motioned. "It's incredible ... how to make it work?"
"Do you want to try?"
"Ga?"
He kissed her before she could react, and she struggled: "It stinks!" "
God knows how many cigarettes he smoked just now, and he smells like smoke all over. If he doesn't let go, she will bite him. Finally, he had to let go.
"Then I'll brush my teeth."
Damn it, she perfunctory way: "Let's go, remember to take a shower."
She still wants to go to the movies. Send him away first. He always takes a slow bath and likes to brag. He blew his hair for a long time. After he took a bath, she went downstairs to sleep early.
Who knows that before the movie is finished, he has taken a shower and came in wearing a bathrobe. He didn't even blow-dry his hair. He took a towel and sat down while rubbing it. She had no idea that it was too late to escape, so she had to smile bitterly: "Ji Nanfang, I'm tired."
He looked a little angry and stood there motionless. She felt that today would be a war anyway, and she said preemptively, "Go out, you have a place to go anyway. I am really tired. "
He left the towel on the floor, and she thought the big quarrel was inevitable. Last time she kicked him out, they had a big fight.
Let's have an argument. She's not afraid anyway. She stared at him.
As a result, he turned and left without saying a word.
She breathed a great sigh of relief, and then watched the movie, and Tony Leung Chiu Wai shed tears. A man like that really cried.
She complained in her mind that Ji Nafang was making trouble, so she didn't see it in front of her, and she was not moved by such a sensational place.
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