A lot of jokes, so funny. There are still many talented people.

The first period in the afternoon was a history class, and the teacher taught it with great interest.

A classmate nicknamed "San Mao" lay on the desk and fell asleep. The teacher was very angry and woke San Mao up.

The teacher asked: "What do you think Wang Anshi and Ouyang Xiu have in common?" Sanmao blurted out: "They are both from the Song Dynasty."

The teacher then asked: " Then tell me, what do they have in common with Tang Taizong and Zhuge Liang?"

Sanmao was stunned and replied: "They are all ancient people."

There was a burst of laughter in the class, and the teacher simply made a mistake and played it as a game, which can also liven up the classroom atmosphere.

So he asked: "Do they have anything in common with Sun Yat-sen and Lu Xun?"

Sanmao thought for a while and said, "They are all men."< /p>

The teacher then asked: "What if Li Qingzhao and Cixi are added?"

Sanmao was anxious: "He... they are all Chinese."

The teacher smiled and asked: "Tell me, what do Napoleon and Caesar have in common?"

"They both served as emperors."

"They What do they have in common with Darwin and Hitler?"

Sanmao had figured out the trick by now, and he replied proudly: "They are all foreigners."

The teacher pressed again: "Then what do they have in common with the people I mentioned earlier?"

San Mao pointed the finger to the end: "They are all human beings."< /p>

The teacher asked again: "As far as I know, among these people, Zhuge Liang raised chickens, and Cixi and Caesar also raised dogs. Counting these animals, do they have anything in common with them? "

When the teacher asked, Sanmao began to sweat: "This...this...they (they) are all dead"

"Well. They are indeed dead." The teacher nodded.

My three-haired legs went weak, and I sat down, thinking to myself, is this the end of the problem?

Unexpectedly, the teacher said again: "You stand up, and there is one last question - if they are still alive now, can you find out what they have in common?"

Sanmao was dumbfounded. He thought for five minutes before saying with a sad face: "If you don't count the time difference, they should have already had lunch..."